Chapter 112 The world of gods
Ye Xin couldn't help but dodge, but she didn't beg for mercy at all: "Excuse me! If I hadn't persuaded you, you would have still wanted to drink!"
Jiang Shuyi said: "You didn't even tell us that the wine was so intoxicating, you just did it deliberately!"
"Didn't you tell me?" Ye Xin pretended to recall: "I remember Boss Xu asked us to write "Hometown" at the beginning of the first year of high school. He read my composition to the whole class. I wrote that plum wine is delicious but easy to get drunk... ah
It's because you didn't listen carefully in class! I must have caught you..."
"You are bad!"
"That's right, it's bad!"
"Don't make trouble! If you make trouble again, I won't tell you who carried you on his back and what happened at that time..."
"Ah——" Zhang Xinyi and Jiang Shuyi didn't want to live anymore when they heard this. They rushed towards Ye Xin together to cover her mouth.
Mother Mu looked at them playing around with a smile and said with a smile: "Dinner is ready, everyone come in and eat."
The meal is still not complicated, steamed fat intestines with rice flour, steamed pork with rice flour, bacon sausages, chicken and tofu made from leftover tofu puddings at noon, I also bought a few seasonal vegetables and a portion of pickled bamboo shoots and ginger.
It was still plum wine, but this time everyone was honest and had small cups in front of them.
This wine is indeed so delicious that no one is willing to give it up.
There were some more guests in the evening, such as Uncle Qiu's family and several neighbors.
During the dinner, everyone talked about the forest farm, the stories of the forest farm, the forest farm and Fubao Town... those weird stories...
Why do mandrills come out when the moon is full...
When the moon is gone, ghosts will come out...
The studious He Yongmei asked, "What about when the moon is neither full nor missing?"
Uncle Qiu said that we should come out together, and he often sat on the grave to chat with the Zhang family and the Li family...
Moreover, the legend has been passed down to the present, and after generations of modifications and improvements, it has become logically unbreakable.
The people who often come to the stage all have their own names. Zhu Yuke is an old rooster, Huang Daosheng is a weasel, and there is an old ghost named Yin Pianzi, who holds an oar in his hand. It is said that it is
It takes people to the underworld.
These few people all have a hobby. They like to sit on graves and tombstones, and look for lone pedestrians to set up a dragon gate formation.
Zhu Yuke used to like wearing a red hat, but now times have changed, so he wears the red hat. He looks almost like an ordinary person. He only wears a red string around his waist and puts his clothes down so that no one can see it.
Huang Daosheng's previous Taoist robe was now eye-catching, so he also changed it. His clothes were the same as those of ordinary people, but everyone should look more carefully when meeting strangers. If the bottom button of someone's clothes is yellow, well, then
You probably have to be careful...
Yin paddlers basically don’t come to the mountains anymore. It’s really not decent to get a paddle on the mountain, so now they mainly travel along the Anxi River in Xiatou Xiangchang.
These ghost stories are much more interesting than Yan Xiao's. Zhou Zhi listened to them with great interest, and felt that it would be good to turn them into a supernatural novel.
This is the "Men in Black" in Fubao Town. Several characters are the aliens living on the earth in the movie!
Details determine success or failure. The details of these stories are so rich that they make the listeners feel as if they have seen these people in the crowd.
He Yongmei was very serious and asked if there was any way to guard against these pranks.
Uncle Qiu said yes, that is to carry the Barmao sword.
The Barmao sword is a magic weapon commonly used by witches in the countryside. It is actually made of Barmao grass and cut with a sickle to look like a sword.
Then put it on your back, some weirdos will be scared when they see it, and they won't tease you from behind.
He Yongmei stuttered, but...but what if they...came from the front?
You have to be polite when you come face to face, and you cry about poverty and suffering. For example, you cry about not being able to finish your homework. When you go back to school and the teachers want to criticize you, they won't attack you. Maybe...
He Yongmei asked what could be possible?
Maybe when you get home and get up the next day, you will find that someone has finished your homework for you...
But...but I have nothing to cry about in my studies...and every time I finish my homework quickly...and the teacher always praises me...if I lie to the immortal, will it be even worse when the immortal finds out?
Uncle Qiu said this must not be deceived. Daxian hates being deceived.
He Yongmei is really going to cry, so I'm not dead...
Yan Xiao said Yongmei, you are stupid, you cry and you feel sorry for me, look at me, how have I ever finished my homework?!
Everyone was laughing, there was something good about cheating and not doing homework!
After finishing a meal of steamed pork with rice flour, the one and a half acres of Mu Ruyun's house was filled with all kinds of gods.
In addition to the household gods on the ancestral tablets in the house, there is also the Toilet Yao Gu'er in the toilet, Huo Lingjun in the firewood shed, Dou Wenjun in the cattle pen, and Prince Zhao (Zao) in the kitchen. Prince Zhao also has a baby who lives in the water.
In the tank, my name is Zhao (Zhao) Yaoer...
There is also one in the millstone, that person is... Gang Jing.
In fact, in Zhou Zhi's heart, these gods are very cute, but for the girls, it's all over now.
The various places in Lao Mu's house are dim and dark, with no lights at all in many places. The toilet is next to the pig pen, and the foot bath is in the kitchen.
The girls haven't taken a shower for several days. Before, they just wiped themselves down and finished their work. Now they have to take a shower, wash clothes, and... whatever they do, it feels like there are eyes staring at them from the dark.
Not to mention girls, even Fang Wenyu and Yan Xiao were a little scared.
Yan Xiao has finally met his match. He is the best at creating this kind of atmosphere. As a result, when Uncle Qiu came and fucked him directly, he was so excited.
Moreover, once Yan Xiao, an imaginative person like him, was knocked down, he would be even more unbearable than Fang Wenyu.
Fang Wenyu has righteousness in his heart, which is natural.
Zhou Zhi's personality is actually similar to Yan Xiao's, but he has the bonus of literary and historical skills. The behavior of those great figures in history who cut down mountains and destroyed temples to eliminate prostitution and sacrifices was really a matter of gods and ghosts. He has not been too afraid of these things since he was a child.
For example, when my mother went back to her fifth uncle's house, she was afraid of the ancestral graves on the hill behind her.
Zhou Zhi found it unbelievable. These are all relatives, and he has their flesh and blood. If something goes wrong, should he seize the opportunity to have a good chat? There is no time for surprises, so how can he be afraid?
In the end, Zhou Zhi, Yan Xiao, Mu Ruyun, and Fang Wenyu were guarding three places. Mu Ruyun guarded the kitchen, fetching hot water for the girls, and watching them wash clothes; Fang Wenyu guarded the door of the bathhouse, watching them take a bath inside; Zhou Zhi and
Yan Xiao escorts the girl to the toilet.
After washing and drying their clothes, everyone went upstairs. Then Mu's father unchained the two big wolfdogs and let them run freely in the yard.
Zhang Xinyi was so frightened that he took Ye Xin and squeezed into a bed together with Jiang Shuyi and Jiang Shuyi.
The monk and plane are in the same room, the commander and Yan Shu are in the same room, and Xueshan and Yongmei are in the same room.
Da Man no longer lives in his own house and comes to live with Zhou Zhi.
Only now did Mu Ruyun have the opportunity to thank Zhou Zhi for letting his mother get rid of the knot caused by her accent.
Zhou Zhi found it funny and told Lao Mu that this was a chain of discrimination.
Many people in the forestry management office are from the city of Jiachuan. They laugh at their rural accents here, but little do they know that once they leave Jiachuan, they themselves will become the butt of jokes from outsiders because of their accents.
In fact, you don’t have to worry about what others think. You know its value in your heart and you are proud of it. This is true cultural self-confidence, which is immune to all poisons.
Mu's father wanted to use "Liupanshan Qingpingle" to criticize people, but in the final analysis it was still a sign of guilty conscience; Mu's mother smiled calmly and calmly, that was the real demons in the heart and the real victory.
In fact, the difficulty of this final exam brought a lot of mental pressure to everyone. The drink in the evening made everyone fall into a deep sleep.
Zhou Zhi was not used to getting up late, so when the rooster in the chicken farm behind the house started to crow, she had already woken up and walked out of the room quietly.
Although the sleep time is still not long, the quality is very good. Coupled with the fresh air in the mountains and the rich negative oxygen ions in the virgin forest, when Zhou Zhi opens the door, he can feel the smell of the mountains and forests blowing away the turbid air in the body.
The body becomes refreshed and refreshed.
On the other side, Feng Xueshan got up very early, and the two stood in the corridor, looking at each other and smiling.
"Morning Xueshan."
"It's early for you too, Zhou Zhi."
"Go downstairs for a walk?"
"Don't dare, there are two big dogs."
"It doesn't matter, they already know us. These two dogs are well cared for by Uncle Mu."
When I came to the stairs, I found that two big dogs were also busy. Erman was walking towards the woodshed with the sack he used as a bed in his mouth, and Sanman also turned around from the back of the house, also holding a sack in his mouth.
"Are you up? Why don't you sleep a little longer?" Mother Mu was cutting pigweed.
"It was so comfortable to sleep this time. It's good to be in the mountains." Zhou Zhi smiled and said, "What are the two barbarians and the three barbarians doing?"
"I don't know how deep you slept last night." Mother Mu smiled and said, "There are wild animals around. Two savages and three savages are guarding the house. When it gets dark and more people get up, they will pack up the bed and put it back in the woodshed."
"Hey! This is so spiritual! The monk didn't envy him to death when he found out!" Zhou Zhi couldn't help but praise: "How did Uncle Mu take care of himself?! What about others?"
"He asked you, Uncle Qiu, to look at the traces. The grain is hard. This man can't accept half the pigs and half the pigs."
"Leave the job of feeding the chickens to us," Zhou Zhi said, "Come back later and help Auntie pick out pig food!"
"Oh, how can I let you do this?" Mother Mu quickly stopped her.
"Don't worry, Auntie, I often do this job too." Zhou Zhi began to gather the chopped vegetable leaves into a large basket: "In the monk's house, where is the chaff?"
"I'm sorry to bother you, Chuan Tou is in the kitchen." Mother Mu saw that Zhou Zhi was a very experienced person, so she stopped being polite.
The chicken pen is surrounded by a bamboo fence and is in a citrus grove. The citrus grove is blooming. The unique volatile aroma makes both Zhou Zhi and Feng Xueshan feel very comfortable.
"Are those chicken coops on the trees?" Feng Xueshan was curious when she saw some small huts on the trees.
"right."
"Chickens in the city all live in cages, but the chickens here have a good life."
"Actually, the chickens here are quite miserable. Suddenly a snake or a weasel appears."
Chapter completed!