Chapter 110 Plants Are Tired After Flowering
Aunt Thirteenth.
The dining table was tidying up, but the pots and bowls were not washed yet. Yang Fan and Liu Yueyue sat on the sofa to rest.
"Have you practiced the song?" Yang Fan asked Liu Yueyue, who was embarrassed to sit next to him, across Liu Qianqian.
After hesitating for a moment, Liu Yueyue replied with no certainty: "It should...it's almost done."
"Awesome! It's less than two hours." Yang Fan praised Liu Yueyue.
Liu Yueyue felt a little embarrassed.
Liu Qianqian, who was beside her, seemed to be praised by Yang Fan, said to him with a proud look: "To be honest, my sister and I are both geniuses, and have passed IQ measurement certification, and are more than 140."
What does learning a song have to do with IQ?
Yang Fan shook his head and said to Liu Qianqian: "Impossible. Yueyue's IQ is still normal. You can't do it. Even the score line for a normal person can't reach it."
Liu Qianqian was angry: "Not mentioning anything else, my sister and I measured the IQ measurement at that time, both of them were over 140, so I was two points less than my sister."
"Those measurements may not be reliable. If you don't believe me, I'll measure them for you." Yang Fan said.
"Come on, who is afraid of who?" Liu Qianqian was very confident: "If you measure that I have more than 140, you have to promise me something."
"Okay." Yang Fan agreed without thinking.
Liu Qianqian was a little unconfident: "So refreshing, why don't you ask me what I want you to do after passing the measurement?"
Yang Fan shook his head: "No, because you don't have an IQ of over 140 at all."
Liu Qianqian said angrily: "Who do you look down on me? Come on."
After thinking about it, Yang Fan said, "Since you have to make sure that your IQ is over 140 and I need to promise you something, then if you can't do it, you have to be punished."
"What punishment?" Liu Qianqian's momentum suddenly weakened again.
It has been a long time since the last time IQ was measured.
I don’t know if the IQ will decrease with age, and the thing that measures the IQ may not be 100% accurate.
"I'll get a feather duster once, so I'll get a feather duster, how about it?" Yang Fan picked up the feather duster beside him.
"Where do you hit?" Liu Qianqian was a little scared of the feather duster.
When I was a child, my mother often beat her with this.
I've grown up, but I still haven't changed.
Although it's mostly the butt, it hurts.
"Where do you want to hit?" Yang Fan asked.
Liu Qianqian looked at her palm and wanted to say that she would just be the palm, but after savoring the nightmare of her mother's palm slap when she was a child, she quickly got rid of this idea.
While he was struggling, Aunt Thirteen, who was making fruit salad by the coffee table, said: "Qianqian, you are thinking about the punishment after losing. This measurement is hard to say."
Immediately, Liu Qianqian's confidence came back: "Yes."
After saying that, she was stunned for a moment and asked Yang Fan: "What did you say just now? One wrong question is a feather duster. Aren't IQ test questions all multiple-choice questions? There is no standard answer. The smarter the answer, the more appropriate the answer you choose?"
"Who told you that you must have multiple-choice questions?" Yang Fan said: "Did you see that all the college entrance examination papers are multiple-choice questions?"
Liu Qianqian wants to say that's different. The college entrance examination test is more about students' knowledge storage ability. Insufficient IQ can be compensated by diligence. If IQ does not store knowledge, IQ will still be able to get low scores or even zero eggs in the college entrance examination.
Before she could organize the language in her mind, Yang Fan asked, "Just tell me if you want to measure it."
"You want!" Liu Qianqian sat upright.
"Okay, you follow me and repeat five sentences, and all of them are not bad at all, which proves that your IQ is more than 140." Yang Fan said: "You are ready, just tell me."
Just repeating five sentences is that simple?
Liu Qianqian felt disdainful.
However, it is necessary to pay attention to the strategic despise of the enemy.
then.
"Let's start, I'm ready." Liu Qianqian was ready.
Yang Fan nodded: "One."
Liu Qianqian followed without hesitation and said, "One."
Yang Fan continued: "Add one."
Liu Qianqian: "Add one."
Yang Fan: "Equal to what."
Liu Qianqian: "Equal to two."
After saying that, Liu Qianqian was stunned.
Liu Yueyue next to her was also a little dazed.
Aunt Thirteenth observed a moment of silence for Liu Qianqian.
Judging from this, Liu Qianqian's IQ may be tested negative by Yang Fan.
"Where do you want to hit?" Yang Fan asked Liu Qianqian with the feather duster in his hand.
Liu Qianqian looked confused, how swollen?
After a long time, she was embarrassed and angry on her face. The standard sitting position changed to a half-sitting and half-sleeping position, lying in her sister's arms, with her back facing Yang Fan: "You fight!"
Anyway, I've seen it all, what's the point of a spanking?
And it's not physical contact, so it's not that it's embarrassing her with a feather duster.
Yang Fan looked at Liu Yueyue.
Liu Yueyue gloated and seemed to support Yang Fan's sucking her sister's butt.
Yang Fan looked at Aunt Thirteen again.
Aunt Thirteen looks more looking forward to it. Isn’t it normal for young couples to play this kind of game?
Guoguo watched cartoons and turned a blind eye to the things outside the window.
Her focus on watching cartoons is second only to eating.
"Why haven't you hit me?" Liu Qianqian, who had been sticking out her butt for a long time, turned around and covered her head and lying in her sister's arms.
As soon as I turned around, I was whipped in my butt.
"Ah~" Liu Qianqian screamed.
This bastard who was killed by a thousand swords is really good at it, and he is so powerful.
About ten seconds later.
"Come again!" Liu Qianqian sat down, very dissatisfied.
Yang Fan nodded and said, "One!"
After hesitating for a moment, Liu Qianqian followed and said, "One!"
Yang Fan continued: "Add one."
Liu Qianqian breathed a sigh of relief: "Add one."
Yang Fan: "Equal to what."
How could you fall twice in the same place?
Liu Qianqian's confidence came back: "It's equal to what."
Yang Fan: "You said it wrong again."
Liu Qianqian glared at her eyes, how could it be: "Where did I say the wrong thing?"
Yang Fan shook his head and said nothing.
"Qianqian, 'equal to how many' is right, 'You said wrong again' is one sentence, you didn't keep up." Liu Yueyue said.
Liu Qianqian had a good IQ. After pondering for a moment, she took a deep breath and slowly lay down into her sister's arms: "Beat!"
So, another scream was heard.
Liu Yueyue covered her mouth and smiled.
Aunt Thirteen also smiled and said nothing.
A few seconds later, Liu Qianqian sat back and covered her butt.
The combination of shame and grief and anger led to the delicate and charming face on her face at this time, which interprets what beauty is like in the world.
In this delicate state, she looks like the tiredness exposed after the plant blooms, which makes people excited.
The Wubo Ancient Well, which Yang Fan had been calm for many years, began to roar because of Liu Qianqian's delicate appearance.
"Come again!" Liu Qianqian sat upright, feeling fierce in fighting.
Yang Fan said: "Are you ready?"
Liu Qianqian was like a volcano before the eruption: "It's ready!"
Yang Fan didn't say anything, but just raised the feather duster in his hand.
Liu Qianqian was a little confused.
After a moment of silence, her little mouth slowly opened.
Chapter completed!