Chapter 235: A performance that makes people urinate
Wang Mo supported Tang Xueying as she walked on the road. When she was approaching the intersection, Tang Xueying suddenly fell down. Wang Mo hurriedly hugged her fallen body.
"Xiaoying, what's wrong with you? Wake up! This thief, why are you the one who's sick? We just got married and we don't have children yet..." Wang Mo cried so hard that he burst into tears.
Come as soon as you come, it’s almost like it’s real.
It immediately attracted people passing by, most of whom were watching the excitement. This is also a common problem among our people.
After hearing Wang Mo's cry, everyone around knew that they were two newlyweds who were from the commune below. Because the food was out, they had to come to the county town to find a way out. Unexpectedly, their wife fell ill on the way.
When I got to the county seat, my illness became more and more serious, and finally I couldn't hold on anymore and collapsed.
Tang Xueying secretly opened her eyes a little. Seeing Wang Mo's performance was really tear-jerking. It was so real that she felt funny.
Wang Mo saw Tang Xueying peeking at him. He was afraid that she would expose her flaws, so he pinched her waist hard. Tang Xueying's face suddenly changed and she looked even more ugly. Tears flowed down the corners of her eyes, as if she was
When a wife heard her husband crying, she couldn't help but shed tears.
The people around him all showed unbearable looks. When Wang Mo saw that the effect was achieved, he cried and shouted to the people around him: "Sorry, we are so sorry. Grandpa, aunt, uncle, aunt, brother and sister, you
Just do it well, give it to everyone who has something to eat, and give some money to those who have money."
Perhaps Wang Mo's standard northern Shaanxi dialect played a role in making these kind-hearted people think it was true, and they all took out money and put it on the ground for Wang Mo.
Some people gave some of their food to Wang Mo. Although each person didn't have much, they couldn't handle the large number of people. After a while, it was very impressive.
Wang Mo saw that it was almost done, so he thanked the people around him one after another, wrapped the money and food in his coat, and said: "Daughter-in-law, you are finally saved. Thank you everyone. I will set up a longevity tablet for you when I go back."<
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As he spoke, he hugged Tang Xueying and walked away. Everyone thought that he was going to see his wife for medical treatment and had just contributed his love. When they saw the result, they all smiled and dispersed.
After turning a few streets, Wang Mo put Tang Xueying down. After Tang Xueying came down with a red face, she said, "Why don't you continue holding her?"
Wang Mo said helplessly: "Sister, don't you know how much you weigh? I haven't eaten enough for two days, how can I still have the strength to hold you!"
"You are not allowed to call me eldest sister, I am not as old as you!" Tang Xueying said dissatisfied.
At this time, Zhang Jianjun also ran over and asked happily: "Look how many there are?"
In the end, after counting, there were actually 12 yuan, as well as a dozen steamed buns and several fried cakes.
Wang Mo and the others didn't care whether it was dirty or not, they just sat on the ground and started eating. Even Tang Xueying had no image to speak of at this time.
The three of them ate half of the food and then filled their stomachs. After taking a sip of water, Wang Mo said comfortably: "I haven't been so full for a long time."
"I didn't realize it, but you actually have this ability. When I was in Beijing, you were really humble." Zhang Jianjun said with a smile.
Tang Xueying rubbed her lower back and said, "You don't know, he actually twisted my waist just now. I almost cried at that time, but luckily I held it back."
"Don't worry about the details. These are all required by the plot. You will laugh at that time. I won't twist you. What if you end up laughing?" Wang Mo
"Then you twisted too hard, and now I'm still in pain!" Tang Xueying said dissatisfied.
"How about we change the place and continue later?" Zhang Jianjun
"You think everyone is a fool, not to mention that the county is so big. I guess the people just now will come over again. If they find out that you are fake, you will be beaten." Wang Mo
"Such a good deal, let's do it just once?" Zhang Jianjun said reluctantly.
"We can do it again, but Tang Xueying and I can't show up anymore, and this part can't be used anymore." Wang Mo
"Hey, let's forget it. Others don't have your acting skills." Zhang Jianjun
Just when the three of them were about to leave, two people suddenly walked out. They were covering themselves tightly. They looked like they were not good people, and they actually had wooden sticks in their hands.
"If you know what I mean, hand over the money just now."
Tang Xueying was startled, and when she saw the two people's costumes, she immediately hid behind Wang Mo.
"I'm going, I'm really tired of living, and I'm going to grab Grandpa's head." Zhang Jianjun jumped up as soon as he saw it.
However, Wang Mo could hear the smell of Beijing movies from what he just said. If someone speaking Beijing dialect appeared here, he knew without thinking that he must be an educated youth.
Wang Mo grabbed Zhang Jianjun and said, "You two brothers are also educated youths from Beijing. For the sake of being educated youths at the same time, let's forget it. There are only two of you. We also have two men here. When the time comes, we will open it."
, this girl can still call our companions, you may not take advantage."
After listening to Wang Mo's words, the two gangsters were not afraid, but smiled and said: "I'm quite confident. It's easy to get over. I'll give the girl behind to my buddy, and you two can go."
As soon as she heard what they said, Tang Xueying nervously pulled on Wang Mo's clothes. Although she believed that Wang Mo would not abandon her, what if it happened?
"So that means there is no discussion?" Wang Mo said with a sneer.
Just when Wang Mo was about to take action, the shorter of the two gangsters suddenly burst into laughter.
"Oh, I can't do it anymore. I really can't pretend anymore." He said and took off the scarf wrapped around his head.
"Zheng Tong? You haven't done anything good for a day, but you still want to rob me and Wang Mo." Zhang Jianjun was furious, so he went up and rode on Zheng Tong.
At this time, another gangster also showed his face, it was Zhong Yuemin.
Wang Mo punched Zhong Yuemin in the chest, "You are so unkind."
When the four of them finished their greetings, Wang Mo realized that there was Tang Xueying behind him!
So he took Zhong Yuemin and introduced to Tang Xueying: "This is a good buddy of ours from the compound. We came together from northern Shaanxi. This is Zhong Yuemin, and that is Zheng Tong. This is one of our educated youth, named Tang Xueying."
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Zhong Yuemin and Zheng Tong were also surprised when they saw Tang Xueying's appearance. They looked at each other and greeted Tang Xueying.
After saying hello, Zhong Yuemin took Wang Mo aside and asked, "Hey Wang Mo, what's going on? Don't you know Wanxi is still waiting for you?"
Seeing that Zhong Yuemin had misunderstood, Wang Mo could only explain: "What are you talking about? We have no relationship at all. Zhang Jianjun was pursuing her some time ago."
Chapter completed!