Carter is on fire!

It didn’t appear on TV, there were no supercars hitting the streets, and it wasn’t even the weekend before Jodie Foster invited her to a picnic.

The news that Jodie Foster, a well-known non-mainstream Hollywood movie star and Oscar nominee for Best Supporting Actress, and Carter Black, a new candidate for Board of Governors president and a trendy Yale student, are about to date has come out in a completely unbelievable way.

Speed ​​begins to spread on campus.

Carter dared to touch his little remaining conscience to guarantee that he was definitely not behind this rumor and adding fuel to the flames!

However, it spread so unexpectedly...

From the beginning, "Jodie Foster asked Carter to have a picnic, but gave him a red carnation, Judy is interested in Carter"; to "Jodie Foster asked Carter to have a picnic, but gave a red rose, so she should

"Confess your love"; then to "Judy Yocate had a picnic, prepared roses and rings, she should be engaged"; and finally, "Judy Yocate had a picnic... prepared a red condom, she should be getting engaged..."

Rumor has it that the building will always start to tilt in some inexplicable place, and then the entire building will tilt into the Leaning Tower of Pisa...

What makes this incident even more central to the recent campus conversation is, of course, the publication of "The Rumpus", our old friend, the Yale paparazzi gang magazine...

Such breaking news cannot escape their sense of smell, which is comparable to that of Springer:

"The culprit behind the president's assassination, Hinckley's mental torturer! Where is the truth behind the shocking murder?"

A so-called declassified article that was completely unrealistic, but that satisfied the appetite of "readers" was quickly released and began to push this situation to a level that it did not belong to...

In the article in "The Turmoil", the core reason why Hinckley chose to assassinate the president to become famous after pursuing Jodie Foster to no avail was because of Carter...

With the picture, a photo of Carter and Jimmy Carter...

This group photo, which was taken in preparation for the change of branch in Plains and published in Plains Weekly, was actually dug out by these people. While Carter was really speechless, he couldn't help but feel a little bit

I admire the dedication of these paparazzi...

As Hinckley's love rivals, they are two equally wealthy people. By coincidence, Carter is rich because of himself, while Hinckley is rich because of his father. Naturally, he is a bit dwarf...

It would be okay if it was just like this, but in the end, B-5 ​​Police was released. Is B-5 Police the company used by Carter to make money from Yale people? Wrong! Big mistake!

The purpose of this company's existence is to prevent Hinckley from getting close to Judy.

Then there is another plot about how Hinckley battles wits and courage with hundreds of red-necked soldiers under Carter, the evil villain, in order to meet the girl of his dreams...

The description of its story is so wonderful that it is more than enough to remake a major drama...

And after going through all kinds of hardships, he finally met the princess in his dream...

"Give up, Hinckley! You are different from him. Look what are you doing? What is Carter doing? Others usually drink coffee with people like Mr. President, but you? You hang out in beer halls with your bad friends every day.

Damn, you guys are not on the same level...I won't like you, you can't give me the happiness I want..."

Under such stimulation, Hinckley...

Didn’t the goddess say that I can’t compare to Carter? Didn’t he just drink tea and coffee with the president? Then if I kill the president who drank coffee with him, wouldn’t we be the same?

Today, as the details of Hinckley's assassination of President Reagan are gradually revealed, everyone knows that Hinckley's target was not President Reagan at all from the beginning.

Instead, it happened to be the Carter who had coffee with Carter in the legend...

It's just that he was unlucky. Until the change of leadership was completed, Hinckley didn't find a chance to take action. Brother Reagan simply blocked the gun for Jimmy Carter...

As the saying goes, quality lies are often a mixture of truth and falsehood.

There are officially disclosed details of the case. When facing the trial, Hinckley bluntly stated that he assassinated the president purely to attract the attention of Jodie Foster...

A question that once filled everyone with doubts, finally found the answer in this article!

That question is:

Why would Mao choose to assassinate the president if he wanted to attract the attention of the goddess... You can't say that it is not famous, but it is definitely not a good name. This kind of...

It’s impossible to think of an operation even if you have had a cerebral hemorrhage for ten years?!

At this moment, as Carter's origins are traced, the answer to the question seems to appear: It turns out that it is because of the stimulation from his love rival!

Because Carter is always flirting with Mr. President. And then being so stimulated by the goddess...

Assassinating the president not only defeats his opponent, but also attracts the attention of the goddess. Looking at it this way, it makes sense! In the Ganges River!

When everyone thinks something is logical and believes it, the truth may not be that important!

"I'll say it again!

"

"I really have never met Hinckley, never met him!

b-5 is not my thug, nor was it founded specifically to stop him!

!”

"Who told that guy...oh no, that Hinckley is always following the girls obscenely. Doesn't he look like a good person at first glance? The b-5 police officers wear police badges. They come out to stop and protect the girls.

, this is their responsibility!

Responsibility!

!”

The dormitory of Davenport College became lively after a long time...

Facing the curious eyes outside the door, Carter couldn't remember how many times he had to explain in the past few days.

However, it is of no use...

Carter himself could even guess that behind the circle of suddenly enlightened "Oh~", their minds might be talking about something...

"Crack!"

Closing the door irritably, Carter looked at Rick with an evil look, the "culprit" who caused all this situation...

If this big mouth hadn't been startled, how could the people in the dormitory next door hear the noise? If he hadn't heard the noise, how could Jodie Foster's invitation to a picnic have become such an outrageous news?

Looks like...

“Hey hey hey!

What do you want to do? I tell you...you...don't mess around!

I don't like this!

"

Realizing that something was wrong, Rick quickly retreated, trying to save himself while retreating...

"Good thing! Good thing! This is a good thing! Look, everything you want has come!

"

"I should be the hero!

"

"Now that we have a topic to talk about, we can be on any show...right? What is this called...coincidence...No, this is all opportunity! An opportunity given by God!

"

"This is so topical right now! People don't care about the truth, they just want to hear the story!"

"Look at the story you have now, those labels in your play: president, rich second generation, student from a prestigious school, Hollywood star, president of a listed company, ah no, chairman..."

"What kind of Mary Sue literature... Things that Paula Smith didn't even dare to write about are actually included in this story!

We don’t need to do anything now. When it ferments for a while, the door of the dormitory will be crowded with invitations from the media!"

"It doesn't matter if you don't thank me, but you still...ah!
Chapter completed!