Chapter 3: Laozi and you are at odds
Then, under the sympathetic eyes of Xiao Yiyue, Xu Baolin flew out directly and hit him hard three meters away.
Xiao Siyue sat there and looked at Xu Baolin calmly: "Oh, why bother?"
"Dare to hit me? Beat him up! Damn you, your surname is Ye, you are dead today!" Xu Baolin did not expect that Ye Luo would dare to kick him, lying on the ground and shouting.
Ye Luo jumped on the tricycle immediately, then glanced at Xiao Yiyue: "Get in the car, what are you doing standing still?"
"Ah, do you want to run away? I thought you were going to show off your power. Just beat these little guys. It's useless to run away." Xiao Siyue said as she jumped on the tricycle.
"Here you go, sit tight." After saying that, the tricycle rushed out.
Xu Baolin had just stood up and looked at the tricycle rushing out. He was angry and said, "Chase me. If you dare to kick me, I will break his legs today. Do you think you can escape by riding a tricycle?"
While cursing, Xu Baolin rushed not far away and got into his Audi car.
The car roared twice and chased Ye Luo in the direction of his escape.
"I ran away yesterday and ran away again today. Uncle, if we are like this, when will we get rich and reach the peak of life?" Xiao Siyue asked.
Ye Luo was a little speechless: "Well, selling barbecue may be a bit difficult. If I sell you, maybe I can get rich. I don't know if anyone wants it."
Xiao Siyue was not angry, but thought for a while and said: "This is also an idea. I am so cute, someone must want it. You find a rich man to try and sell me, and then I will come back in a few days.
Then sell it again, come back again, sell it again...
You should make more money than selling barbecue, and if I ran away, the buyers would probably not dare to call the police. If I go, it will really help."
Ye Luo was too lazy to pay attention to her. This girl was just a weirdo, with a terrifyingly strange brain.
Seeing that Ye Luo ignored her, Xiao Siyueyou continued: "There is a question that I have been enduring for a long time. Yesterday, that stupid and ugly uncle seemed to say that your life is worth thirty million, right? Then you already put it in yesterday
If you kill yourself, the 30 million should be yours, don't you think about claiming it?"
Ye Luo's head hurt a little. This girl's brain circuit is always so unique. She killed the killer and disguised him as herself. This was to make others think she was dead and save herself from trouble in the future.
Isn’t it nonsense to go and collect the bounty for yourself? Hey, I don’t know who offered the bounty to kill me. It’s 30 million, and I’m only ranked seventh. It’s a bit shameful.
While the two were chatting, Xu Baolin's Audi had already caught up.
"Uncle, I think this place is about the same. It's dark, the wind is high, and there are few people." Xiao Siyue said.
Ye Luo was a little helpless. Xiao Nizi was really led astray by him. He carefully stopped the tricycle beside the road and Ye Luo got out of the car.
Audi stopped next to him, and Xu Baolin and two horse boys jumped down with iron bars in their hands.
"Run, why don't you run?" Xu Baolin walked up to Ye Luo, pointed the iron rod in his hand at Ye Luo's head and shouted.
The other two horse boys walked to Ye Luo's tricycle. One of them waved his hand and overturned some plates on the car.
"Ten skewers of roasted mutton, ten skewers of gluten, total fifty yuan." Xiao Siyue took a look and said calmly.
"What?" After hearing Xiao Yiyue's words, the two horses were speechless. At this time, she was still counting money?
"Bang"
Another plate was knocked over.
"Thirty squid tentacles, sixty duck intestines, plus the previous ones, the total is one hundred and fourty." Xiao Siyue continued to count.
"Little girl, you must have lost your mind." Yi Mazai raised his hand and patted Little April on the head.
"Bang"
With a muffled sound, Ma Zai appeared on the road five meters away.
Um?
Xu Baolin was stunned. He didn't expect Ye Luo to be so strong: "Quick, let's do it together and break his legs!"
The remaining two people pounced on it together, and then flew out together, neatly, even the wailing sounds were exactly the same.
Ye Luo picked up an iron rod and walked to Xu Baolin.
"You, what do you want to do? My brother is Xu Xianjiang. If you dare to touch me, you...ah!" Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by a wailing sound, which even shocked Ye Luo.
Next to her, Little April held an iron rod in her hand and looked at Xu Baolin menacingly. Just now, she was the one who hit Xu Baolin on the leg with the stick.
"Dare you threaten my uncle? Believe it or not, I will kill you?" Xiao Siyue said and hit Xu Baolin's face with a stick again, probably breaking several teeth.
"Why are children so cruel?" Ye Luo asked.
"She just said she was going to break your legs. I am here to avenge you. We have to have a strong rival in our family, right? Otherwise, you really think we are easy to bully. Don't worry, you will be the good guy and I will be the bad guy!"
After April finished speaking, she pointed at Xu Baolin's forehead and said, "What did you just say? Say it again!"
Looking at Xiao Yiyue, Xu Baolin struggled for a long time, thinking to himself, you are so fierce, why did you run away just now? However, in line with the principle that a good man should not suffer the immediate losses, he chose to remain silent.
"By the way, pay for it. We just knocked over our barbecue stall. Pay for it quickly. The total is... one thousand and fourteen!"
"One thousand and fourteen? You just said one hundred and fourty." One of the horse boys said.
"What's wrong? I'm only in the first grade. What's wrong with me not being good at math? Do you look down on me?" Xiao Yiyue pointed at the person who spoke with the stick in her hand.
"Brother, this little girl bullies people too much. She wants us to pay one thousand and fourteen yuan for a few plates of mutton skewers. Let's fight them!" Na Ma Zai said indignantly.
"You fart! If you break other people's things, it is only right to compensate them. Get the money quickly, otherwise I will not be the first to spare you!" Xu Baolin spoke uprightly, and at the same time took out the management fee he had just collected.
, handed it to Ye Luo.
At the same time, Ye Luo also withdrew the kitchen knife placed on Xu Baolin's neck.
Two minutes later, Xiao Siyue put the money into her pocket and jumped on the tricycle.
Seeing the tricycle disappear completely, Xu Baolin finally cursed: "Damn Ye Luo, damn little girl, I'm going to kill them!"
"Brother Bao, let's go find Brother Xian. Brother Xian will definitely take revenge on us!" A man helped Xu Baolin to the Audi car.
"Fuck! My tires!" Xu Baolin looked at the four shriveled tires and shouted to the sky: "Ye Luo! I and you are irreconcilable!"
Ye Luo took Little April and drove slowly towards home.
"April, don't be so violent in the future. Little girl, you should be more reserved." Ye Luo said.
In the past few years, Xiao Siyue has grown a lot with him. She has basic survival abilities and strong psychological quality. This makes Ye Luo very happy, but at the same time, she has also lost a lot, such as what a little girl should have.
Innocence and joy.
This is what Ye Luo feels guilty about. It's his fault. It's him who made Xiao Siyue see too many scenes that she shouldn't have seen.
A little girl can eat ice cream while watching Ye Luo kill people. This kind of scene is really weird.
April lowered her head and did not answer. No one knew what she was thinking.
Suddenly, Ye Luo's expression changed and he turned to look at the woods not far away, where a dilapidated van was parked.
Two figures were busy, seemingly throwing something into the trunk of the car.
"Tsk tsk tsk, beauties are beauties. With this figure and this face, if I were allowed to sleep for one night, I would lose ten years of my life!" A man's obscene voice sounded from behind the van.
"Stop dreaming, this is Master Xu's woman. If you dare to touch her, believe it or not, Master Xu will chop you up!" Another person said.
"Hehe, that's what I said, how dare I, but let's just touch it and get used to it. It doesn't move the key positions. It shouldn't matter, right? Anyway, if birds don't poop in this place, no one will see it.
"The man said, extending his hand to the woman's thigh.
"Uncle, do you do it or should I do it?" Suddenly, a childish voice came from the darkness.
"Who?" Suddenly, another person yelled.
The man was startled and quickly retracted his outstretched hand, then turned his head and looked over.
Chapter completed!