Chapter 67 The content of this TV series almost caused brain hemorrhage to the think tank!(1/2)
When he heard about kung fu and martial arts, Bian Zhuang immediately became excited: "That world? Is it Jin Yong or Gu Long? Huang Yi can do it too."
Hearing Bian Zhuang talk about these two people, Chen Mu also showed a trace of unwilling regret on his face.
Pretty Huangrong on Peach Blossom Island!
Little Dragon Girl heading south from Zhongshan Mountain!
It's a pity that I can't find them either.
"A stupid TV series called "Aunt Rong's Plan to Punish Rapists and Eliminate Evils"."
Hearing Aunt Rong, Bian Zhuang was slightly startled: "Fuck! What's the point of going to such a broken world?"
As soon as he heard about this TV series, Bian Zhuang became furious!
He has been tortured by this TV series for too many years, and he thought that there really was a prosperous age of Kangxi and Qianlong!
These gangsters are just for love! Ah, no, they should be eager to have this kind of love to the point of death... what the hell.
When Bian Zhuang was a child, he was very fond of the TV series "Rongma Rong punishes rape and eliminates evil".
I dream of having such a beautiful love myself!
Later, I read more books, and I came to know the true face of the so-called prosperous age of Kangxi and Qianlong.
In the prosperous age of Kangxi, it was like eating chaff and having diarrhea!
During the prosperous period of Qianlong, he had perfect martial arts.
It's just pretending to be deaf and dumb, whitewashing the peace, what a great success!
The only thing worth writing about in the Qing Dynasty was Emperor Yongzheng.
However, Yongzheng was the most criticized by the gentry and literati at that time.
Who told him to work hard to govern, and even came up with the "Law of Integrated Payment of Grain for the Gentlemen" and the secret discount system, which consolidated the imperial power.
If Yongzheng hadn't worked hard for thirteen years, Qianlong, the prodigal son, had spent more than sixty years, and he would have wiped out the disasters of Daqing.
Throughout the history of flower planting, no matter how ignorant the feudal era was, it would always advance slowly.
But the Qing Dynasty was the most regressive dynasty in history.
The artillery from the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty was still in use in the Republic of China.
It has been used for more than three hundred years!
It’s really old and getting stronger!
Not to mention the "become a local official for foreigners" and "measure the material resources of planting flowers to make the country happy" at the end of the dynasty, let's talk about the reign of Kangxi and Qianlong, during the countless rises of the world, the national power of Daqing was in crazily declining.
In 1793, Da Ying, who started out as a robber, sent a delegation led by Macartney to hold friendly official exchanges with Qianlong, his pen pal who had been communicating with him for decades.
After arriving in the Qing Dynasty, the dreams of everyone in the Great Eagle Mission, including the secretary John Barrow, were shattered.
"Marco Polo is a big liar. How can the people here wear silk and satin? There is gold everywhere?"
"The people here are all hungry and their faces are yellow and their muscles are thin!"
"They eat the garbage we don't eat with gusto?"
"We were deceived, this is the slave world!"
The visiting Great Eagle man’s three views collapsed~
Then, there was ecstasy!
These stupid Qing officials have no sense of confidentiality at all, and they actually give up their knowledge to others?
They saw countless ignorances under feudal rule and saw countless business opportunities.
Daqing, there are too many people!
This is a huge market.
The tea that once sold well all over the world was stripped naked and exposed in front of the Eagle Messenger.
They excitedly recorded these things one by one.
At the same time, the Great Eagle Mission has completely lost their respect for this former heavenly kingdom!
Because here is the most ignorant, arrogant, and arrogant ruler: the Tatar Emperor Qianlong!
Clerk John Barrow recorded that in order to entertain the Eagle Kingdom mission, the Qing Dynasty forced people to come to the mission ship, serve tea and water for the British, sweep the floor and cook.
[They are sallow and thin, full of food. Every time they receive leftovers from the mission, they are grateful. They always fight greedily for our used tea leaves].
[Whether I was in Zhoushan or during the three days up the Baihe River to the capital, I did not see any evidence that the people had enough food and clothing, and that the countryside was rich and prosperous... Except around the villages, there were few trees and the shapes were ugly. The houses were usually mud-walled bungalows.
, thatched roof. Occasionally there is a small independent building, but none of it looks like a gentleman's mansion or a comfortable farmhouse... As far as the eye can see, it is a scene of poverty and backwardness.]
【This is not heaven, this is hell!】
[The Tatar is not a dragon, but a monkey covered in yellow skin!]
From this, the name of yellow people, which carries serious discrimination, emerged.
At the same time, the history books of the Qing Dynasty also recorded this scene: [Although the barbarians do not know etiquette and do not kneel to the Holy Father, they see the prosperity of the Celestial Dynasty and yearn for it!]
Chen Mu asked Bian Zhuang if he wanted a cigarette: "That's why we go!"
After speaking, he struck the red flag behind him again: "Bian Zhuang, don't you think it would be interesting to open a skylight on Qianlong's head?"
Bian Zhuang curled his lips: "It's boring! I don't think my hands are dirty if I touch that old pervert!"
Chen Mu pursed his lips and squinted his eyes.
"Old man Shiquan, haha~"
Chen Mu still has to decide this world.
Looking at Chen Mu's smile, Bian Zhuang suddenly shuddered.
"Nuo, give these things to the leader and set up my dedicated line network, and I will go out to spray pesticides."
"Ah? Why don't you report this to the leader?"
"They are kings, I can't keep them waiting."
The leader is a boss-level leader!
Bian Zhuang roared in his heart.
"goodbye!"
Chen Mu waved his hand.
Bada.
A door suddenly transforms into two worlds.
After being away from the Internet for too long, Chen Mu missed his little Daji.
Bian Zhuang had no choice but to carefully carry the weapon box and go to find the leader.
"Hey, that captain, you give the mission of the new world to the think tank, and I'll go find the leader with the weapons."
meeting room.
People who serve the alien strategy team have started heated discussions.
Countless settings and plots about "Mama Rong Never Kicks Good People" were quickly collected.
Then, the think tank had a bit of a brain hemorrhage!
Gan!
How much of this crappy TV show is true?
Should we make plans based on the plot in the TV series, or should we make plans based on history?
Logically speaking, the plot of the TV series should be followed, but the plot of the TV series is completely cerebral hemorrhage!
Damn it!
TV dramas should also strengthen governance.
I don’t want thousands of women competing for men, I just want to be rigorous.
Some cerebral palsy plots must be scrapped completely.
must!
immediately!
This TV series is so deceiving.
In the TV series, Qianlong is a grand event. All nations come to court, and he is the best in the world.
But in official history, there are hungry people everywhere, and rebellions and wars continue!
Qianlong, the longest-lived emperor. He copied tens of thousands of poems, so he didn’t want Bilian’s rubbish!
The most cruel and crazy creator of literary inquisition in the history of planting flowers. During the Qianlong period, the literary network was so dense and the number of literary disasters was unprecedented.
To be continued...