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Chapter 5: Almost Misunderstood

It is said that in that magical space, because Zou Jun angered the purple-robed doll in his arms, their bodies exploded at the same time. After a period of dizziness and soreness, Zou Jun returned to the real world, dragging the "bronze mirror" in his hand.

After looking at it carefully several times, a smile appeared on the corner of my mouth, and I felt that I had gained a lot.

First of all, Zou Jun knew that this so-called "Bronze Mirror" was originally called "Samsara Treasure Mirror" and that it seemed to record various spells performed by all the gods and demons who appeared during the Conferred God War in ancient times; secondly,

These spells seem to have been deliberately classified and compiled into a book by the weapon spirit "Senior Xiao Zi" of the "Reincarnation Treasure Mirror", divided into two volumes, namely "Seventy-Two Techniques of Side Sects" and "Thirty-Six Techniques of Xuanmen Authentic Sect"

Third, there are the so-called "Great Immortal Secrets" that the treasure's owner treasured and valued repeatedly. Finally, there are several major stages that a person who has become an immortal must go through.

After thinking about it, Zou Jun suddenly became elated and thought to himself: "Are there really gods in this world? If so, where are those gods? Why has no one in the world seen any trace of their activities? If not,

So why in recent years have meteorites from the sky been destroyed by objects far larger than human aircraft before landing? What does this mean? Is there something secretly protecting humans on earth? Or is our current so-called 'technological civilization' just

The appearance of earth's civilization, the real earth's civilization should be a mysterious force hiding in the dark that far exceeds modern human civilization?"

After thinking about it, Zou Jun not only smiled casually, but couldn't help but said to himself: "It doesn't matter what civilization it is, as long as it can make more money, that is a good civilization. Only if the people of the world can live happily in the present, then

It is the most valuable civilization among all civilizations, otherwise everything is just empty talk!"

Just when Zou Jun was letting his thoughts fly, his unsatisfactory stomach began to growl again, so he couldn't help but habitually turn on his mobile phone to order takeout. Zou Jun thought that since he had been "fired" in advance, it was time to

Think about finding a job. Since the "Minion" delivery platform cannot accommodate you, why not consider other delivery platforms, such as applying for a "Blue Rider" job on the "Little Green Man" delivery platform, or going to TA-Q-BIN?

Should Western fast food platforms such as Kentucky or Donald Duck apply for full-time delivery personnel? However, before that, let’s first solve the problem of food, clothing, injuries and pain.

Half an hour later, a knock on the door came again. Zou Jun still gritted his teeth and endured the pain in the soles of his feet, hobbling forward to open the door to receive takeaways. This time, standing at the door was still a man with two hands.

The blue knight was carrying different bags. The strange thing is that the rider is tall but thin. He wears a pair of sunglasses under the blue helmet. Although he can't see his face clearly with the mask on, his body shape and appearance are slim and slender.

You can tell it's a woman with just one pair of hands. But what makes people wonder is how such a slender woman can come to deliver takeaways? Could it be that they don't know how hard it is to be exposed to the wind and the sun and eat hard?

"Hello, is this the recipient, Mr. Zou? Please check the last four digits of your mobile phone number to avoid wrong delivery." A sweet voice came from under the mask, mixed with the unique female body fragrance, which made Zou Jun

I felt a tightness in my chest, and I almost couldn't help but give the female rider a bear hug. However, my reason quickly defeated my impulse, so I casually said the last four digits of the mobile phone number used to order the meal without hesitation, which was considered to be verified.

When Zou Jun received the food and medicine in his hand, he was about to close the door when he caught a glimpse of the female rider still standing silently outside the door without leaving, as if something was wrong.

"Huh? What's going on? Why don't you leave after sending it off?" Zou Jun stared at the other person's eyes, but because of his sunglasses, he couldn't see what her eyes were like, and he didn't know what she wanted to express, so he had to say it again

He reminded: "If you have something to say, hurry up, and if nothing happens, leave quickly! Don't worry, I will give you a five-star review."

"Thank you for your good review, and I wish you a pleasant meal! This is my business card, please take care of me!" As soon as the female rider finished speaking, she bowed slightly and handed over a black and white plain business card with the front printed on it.

There is a beautiful woman's avatar, name, mobile phone number, WeChat QR code and a senior financial advisor of a certain insurance company. Look at the back and also have various insurance, wealth management, finance, investment and other business contents printed on it. The bottom line of small words is also used

The bold red text is specially marked "24 hours wholeheartedly serving you". What does this mean? Is it a hint? Today's young people are almost going crazy thinking about money!

After breakfast, Zou Jun used the anti-inflammatory lotion from the takeout order to clean the painful areas on the bottom of his feet, dried his feet and then applied ten thousand flower oil on them. Then he put on his socks and got back under the quilt, and continued to play in bed.

He used his mobile phone to send a request to be added as a friend via WeChat to the female rider who handed her the business card just now. After that, Zou Jun browsed the web on his mobile phone and checked out the so-called "Seventy-two Heretical Techniques" that he learned in his dream.

What the heck are the "Thirty-six Authentic Methods of Xuanmen" and the "Great Immortal Technique"? Of course, the information on the "Samsara Treasure Mirror" must be carefully checked.

After searching for a long time, there is very little corresponding information that can be found on the Internet. Except for a few quotes from Xianxia and fantasy novel websites that make people feel ridiculous, the rest are basically nonsense. However, there are some on Baidu Encyclopedia.

There is a keyword of "Earth Shaman Technique" that is somewhat related to "Seventy-two Heretical Techniques". Its content is:

Tongyou, drive away spirits, carry mountains, forbid water, borrow wind, spread fog, pray for sunshine, pray for rain, sit on fire, enter water, cover the sun, control the wind, boil stones, spit fire, swallow knives, pot heaven, spiritual walk, walk

Water, stick solution, clone, invisibility, head extension, immobilization, slaying demons, inviting immortals, chasing souls, capturing souls, summoning clouds, fetching the moon, carrying, marrying dreams, separation, sending sticks, stopping currents, warding off disasters, solving

E, yellow and white, swordsmanship, shooting, earth element, star number, formation, false form, spray, finger, corpse disintegration, scene transfer, attract, go, gather beasts, regulate birds, air restraint, vigorous, penetrating

Stone, generate light, barrier clothing, guide, take food, open a wall, cross a rock, emerge, climb, drink water, lie in snow, storm, make pills, talisman water, medicine, know time, know ground, bigu

, nightmare prayer.

These are the so-called "information" that Zou Jun found through the Internet on his mobile phone. As for the authenticity and credibility of their contents? Only God knows. As for the so-called "Thirty-Six Authentic Methods of Xuanmen", Zou Jun

I also used my mobile phone to find some matching information on the Internet, which is called "Tiangang Technique". The approximate content is:

Mediate nature, reverse yin and yang, move stars to change battles, return to heaven and sun, call for wind and rain, shake mountains and earth, drive fog and clouds, draw rivers into land, let golden light shine on the ground, turn rivers and seas upside down, point the ground into steel, five elements escape, six armors and strange gates,

Knowing the taste, whipping mountains and moving rocks, resurrecting the dead, flying to hold traces, taking nine breaths to subdue the qi, leading out Yuanyang, subduing dragons and tigers, mending the sky and bathing in the sun, pushing mountains and filling seas, turning rocks into gold, standing upright without shadow, shifting bodies, changing shapes, sizes, and shapes.

As expected, the flower blooms at the moment, the wandering spirit controls the energy, sees through the wall, returns the wind to the fire, masters the five thunders, dives into the abyss and shrinks the earth, flies sand and rocks, carries the mountain and crosses the sea, scatters beans to form an army, nails seven arrows.

After Zou Jun took a look, he felt that the content described in it seemed to be similar to the scene of the Battle of the Gods that he had seen in person, which seemed a bit interesting.

Finally, Zou Jun found some information about the "Dapin Tianxian Jue" on the Internet through his mobile phone. The main one was that in "Journey to the West", the stone monkey spirit Sun Wukong from the Water Curtain Cave of Huaguo Mountain in Dongsheng Shenzhou was in Hezhou, Xiniu.

A classic story about learning skills at the Xie Yue Sanxing Cave in Fangcun Mountain, Lingtai.

The story tells that Sun Wukong studied under his master for many years but failed to learn the art of immortality. As a result, his temperament began to become lazy and undisciplined, and he also complained in his heart. He often disrupted the order of the class when Patriarch Bodhi was giving sermons. An accidental opportunity

When Patriarch Bodhi was giving sermons to his disciples, he saw that Sun Wukong got excited and started to dance with his hands and feet and started to disrupt the order of the class. So he hit the monkey's head three times with floating dust, and actually hit the monkey to the ground.

Got the idea.

So, the monkey sneaked into Patriarch Bodhi's room through the back door of the school in the middle of the night, and kowtowed to the Patriarch three times while the moon was shining. As a result, he was able to let the Patriarch secretly teach him the secret formula and finally mastered the heaven-reaching ability of Taiyi True Immortal.

Let him later become famous in the three realms and become a holy Buddha. However, these are all fictional storylines in novels and cannot be taken seriously. Therefore, Zou Jun laughed it off after reading it and did not take it seriously at all.

As for the information on the "Samsara Treasure Book", Zou Jun used his mobile phone to log in to several browsers on the Internet, but couldn't find anything useful even on Baidu, so he had to give up in frustration. It felt like he was being pranked. It was simply

It's just boring, a waste of time and expressions, and it's better to sleep. So, I sleep when I say it. Since I play with my mobile phone until I feel like vomiting, and I can't go out to find a job to make money for the time being, I might as well lie down and take care of my body first.

Okay, wait until you have regained enough energy to find a new job. The most important thing is that you can no longer work the night shift. If you stay up until you doze off while riding a bicycle, where is the safety? It will cost people's lives!

It is certainly comfortable to lie down under the quilt in this cold weather, but lying there for a long time can also make you feel bored. Even if you can save lunch by lying in bed without eating or drinking, over time, you will inevitably suffer from back pain and muscle atrophy. It is especially depressing.

Unfortunately, after eating grilled naan and drinking noodle soup, as long as I didn't move my body, my stomach would become bloated. I always wanted to go to the toilet, and I couldn't sleep at all. When I was bored, I took the business card of the female delivery rider.

, dial the phone number above: "Hello, hello, is this such-and-such beauty from such-and-such insurance company? I saw on the business card you handed me, it says '24 hours whole-hearted service to you'...?"

"Hello, yes, I am so-and-so. I am happy to serve you. Sir, what are your needs?" The sweet voice came over again: "Do you need to handle policy business, car insurance claims business or...

Financial management services? By the way, we have also temporarily opened housekeeping services."

"Housekeeping service? What kind of service? How much do you charge?" Zou Jun has been away from home for more than a year. He always feels uncomfortable without touching a woman for too long, especially when he is touched by the other party's sweet voice and slender hands.

Coupled with the ambiguous advertising slogan on the business card she handed over, it created even more ambiguity. However, the next words of the other party poured cold water on Zou Jun: "Hello, sir, our housekeeping services include

Let the company's service staff come to your door to help you with laundry, cooking, cleaning sheets, cleaning, clearing sewers and moving goods. Sir, what services do you need?"

"I need private 'emotional escort'. I recently broke up with my girlfriend, and I feel uncomfortable. I want to find someone to complain to and comfort my injured soul." Zou Jun rolled his eyes and continued with a sly expression: "I

How pitiful, can you help me? How to charge, price is negotiable."

"I'm sorry, sir. The service you want is too high-end and beyond the scope of what we can provide. There is nothing we can do to help you. You can check on the Internet and make an appointment with other high-end service agencies to provide you with services. Thank you for your understanding and best wishes.

Have a good life, goodbye!" The other end of the phone hung up.

"Hehe, it seems that I have overthought it. I am not in that field at all. I almost misunderstood. In that case, just lie down. Set the alarm clock. At 5:30 in the afternoon, as soon as the sun sets, go to sleep!" Zou

After you set the alarm clock, you turned off the phone and charged it. When the time was up, it turned on automatically. When the alarm clock rang, you quickly grabbed the "bronze mirror" and walked out of the room. You came to the balcony and looked at the red sunset in the distance, and took a deep breath.

After that, he finally caught up with the last golden light when the sun set, and finally activated the special function of the "bronze mirror" again, absorbing his soul into that special space.
Chapter completed!
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