Chapter 51: Spider-Man and King Kong
Let's say that two sisters, Ruan Jinyu and Ruan Jinxiang, met at their grandfather's funeral. Due to the serious conflict between their life philosophy and values, the two sisters almost came to blows after a quarrel, but later they decided to use each other's husbands as a bet.
The object will come to a battle to determine the winner or loser.
Therefore, in order to establish Ruan Jinyu's prestige, and in order to no longer be humiliated and despised by the so-called "elite nobles", Zou Jun agreed to Ruan Jinyu's decision to have a unique gambling battle with him, and the venue was chosen at the "Black Dragon".
"Altar" is held in the old driving school practice ground next to the branch helm stronghold in the coastal metropolis in the eastern part of the Nether Realm.
"Hey, let me tell you, you Orientals, don't think that having more people is a big deal? We Westerners never look at the number of people when we fight, only whether our fists are strong, haha." After listening to Ruan Jinxiang's explanation, the two black and white bodyguards said,
I couldn't help but turn around and raise my middle finger to the onlookers, mocking and roaring loudly.
However, according to the social etiquette of ancient oriental countries, everyone who comes is a guest, not to mention the Westerners who are speaking bird songs. Although most of the onlookers can't understand, they can judge from the other person's demeanor, actions and tone.
Knowing that he was definitely not expressing any kind greetings, under the initiative of Liang Guang, the leader of Lingnan Hall, he translated at the same time for free. The onlookers were so angry that they blew their beards and stared. They were very angry, and even those with hot tempers wanted to raise their hands.
The sleeves were exhausted. However, under the instigation of the two sisters Ruan Jinyu and Ruan Jinxiang, the ring competition as a "warm-up match" officially began.
The first person to appear was the big white man with a tall nose and deep eyes. He bowed to Ruan Jinxiang, then smiled slightly at his child, then turned around and stood in the middle of the wide field, with his hands on his hips facing Zou Jun.
When everyone in the Black Dragon Forum roared loudly, they made a gesture of pointing their middle finger downwards.
"May I ask, captain, what does that action of the blue-eyed, white-skinned golden retriever in front mean?" At this time, Zou Jun was surrounded by team members selected from this trial and some local halls who had not returned to their place of origin.
Lord. However, two of the four helmsmen, Jingcheng and Jinkou, have already left.
"Haha, in the eyes of Westerners, raising the middle finger is equivalent to scolding the other person and deliberately provoking the other party." Zou Jun continued to add with a half-smile: "As for pointing the middle finger downward, in the eyes of Westerners, it is mocking the other party's incompetence, especially
It’s when a woman throws herself into her arms that as a man, he is helpless.”
"What? Damn white pig, you actually despise us like this? Let's fight!" As soon as he finished speaking, a burly hall master with a fiery temper roared and ran straight towards the opponent, his feet flying with flying strides, and everyone saw this.
, I wanted to remind you, but found that the person had already jumped far away, so I had to give up.
"The bet is on! The bet is on! A certain burly leader of our sect will play against a white-skinned pig of a Westerner! If you want to bet, place your bet immediately!" Upon seeing this, the Kid King happily beat the gongs and drums and shouted loudly: "Bet on our sect.
The odds of winning for the main player are 5 to 1, and the odds of winning for Westerners and white-skinned pigs are 10 to 1. I am willing to admit defeat!"
After Zou Jun saw this, he couldn't help but smiled, shook his head and asked: "Say, thief woman. Before you got in the car, did you ask your sister for some tips? In case I was caught off guard by then.
?" Zou Jun stretched out his hand to stop Ruan Jinyu's waist and pulled back the opponent's hand that was about to place a bet.
"Little brother, are you still worried that you can't fight those two 'orcs'? Haha." Although Ruan Jinyu was hugged around her waist, it did not affect her slender hands that could be extended at will, so she yelled and laughed.
Said: "It's just 'Spider-Man' and 'King Kong'. Are you afraid?"
"Am I afraid of 'orcs'? Haha, thief woman, you are getting more and more funny." After hearing this, Zou Jun smiled even more happily, then he used his magic power and said loudly: "Everyone, pay attention, those two Western powers in front of you are
They are all 'orcs', the white-skinned pigs are 'spider-men', and the black-skinned pigs are 'gorillas'..."
"What? 'Orcs'?" Liang Guang, the leader of Lingnan Hall, was immediately surprised after hearing this. Others may not know that, as the person in charge of guarding Lingnan all year round, he has had some dealings with Western businessmen and knew about this so-called "orcs"
"In fact, it is a very powerful tribal alliance in the Western fantasy world.
Just when Liang Guang was still immersed in searching for information about "orcs" in his mind, the burly black-robed hall master strode up to him, clasped his hands and introduced himself. However, the other party didn't pay attention at all.
No, he just lay on the ground with his hands in a very weird way, arching his back. Then his body began to tremble non-stop, and with an inhuman scream, the whole body of the white-skinned Western pig expanded rapidly and instantly covered all his clothes.
It burst open, and four legs suddenly sprouted out from its chest and waist, all covered with colorful and eye-catching patterns, as if it contained endless poison.
At the same time, the eight-clawed monster's eight legs quickly lengthened and thickened to form arc-shaped limbs, and an extremely sharp sickle tip grew at the front of each leg. In addition, the eight-clawed monster's head rapidly deformed and expanded.
It stood up and transformed into a giant spider.
"Monsters! Why are there monsters again? Didn't it say that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it was stipulated that animals are not allowed to become spirits? What's going on?" Everyone watching was shocked, especially the burly black-robed hall master who had already volunteered to step onto the ring.
After seeing the opponent's fangs exposed and ferocious face at close range, I felt great regret and instinctively wanted to step back.
However, although he has good skills and is tall and strong, he is still a bit weak compared to the huge eight-legged spider. The human-faced spider opened his mouth and sprayed, and a group of milky white spheres the size of a head came in a flash, and the speed was very fast.
It was astonishingly fast. Before the burly black-robed hall master could use his skills to resist, he felt his chest was suffocating. Unexpectedly, a large amount of crystal silk net had wrapped around him from head to toe. No matter how he used his skills and struggled.
None of them worked at all, it was like an insect falling into a spider's web and getting wrapped up tighter and tighter, waiting to be eaten alive.
The onlookers were shocked and exclaimed after seeing this, especially some of the hall masters from various places who had originally planned to compete for the throne. They were stunned and thought that if they were in the position of the burly black-robed hall master, they would definitely lose.
Ruan Jinyu also frowned, but when he glanced at Ruan Jinxiang opposite and saw that there was only a crack in the other person's squinty eyes, he was not only very annoyed but also didn't know what to do, so he got used to it.
Sexually, he tugged on the arm that had been holding tightly around his waist, trying to find more security in it, and couldn't help but ask: "Hey, little brother, the situation of your colleague is not good."
"It's okay, I'm watching." As soon as he finished speaking, he turned around, hooked his arms around the other person's neck, stood up on tiptoes and kissed him, while he began to knead the magic formula with his hands and recite the incantation silently. Just as the huge human-faced spider pounced
When he opened his fangs and opened his big mouth to enjoy the delicious food of blood, suddenly the ground shook and there was a loud "bang" sound. A two to three feet tall clay giant rushed out of the soil silently, just in time with the giant
The human-faced spider collided with it, knocking the big spider upside down and flying back.
However, that huge spider was not just a human body after all, so even though it was knocked away two or three feet away with its legs in the air, it turned over and got up as if nothing had happened, with two huge blood-red human eyes protruding outwards.
It turned into a real spider's compound eyes, and the cheeks that were originally humanoid completely turned into a spider head the size of a bathtub with the sound of grinding teeth. When he opened his mouth and spat out, another large ball of spider silk flew out.
However, the huge native who suddenly appeared did not pay any attention to this. A pair of big hands as thick as a bucket directly pushed forward and blocked the crystalline spider silk the size of a washbasin, leaving the spider silk alone.
After the ball exploded, it spread out into a silk net with a radius of several feet and wrapped itself tightly without any action. Although the tough spider silk net could not be torn apart no matter how hard it was torn, the clay giant was stunned for a moment and continued regardless.
Brutally dragging a large pile of spider silk forward, he prepared to smash the spider in front of him with his huge fists.
However, the spider felt something bad and ran away. It was surprisingly fast, jumping back and forth and scurrying around, repeatedly allowing the giant clay giants that followed with heavy footsteps to pounce in the air. At this time, the spider seemed to
He discovered that he had a speed advantage, so he planned to bite to death or even eat the burly black-robed hall master he had captured to replenish his strength.
However, God's calculations were not as good as mine. Just as the giant spider quickly approached its prey, there were three loud booms, and three more identical clay giants suddenly emerged from the ground, forming an equilateral triangle surrounding the spider.
The situation left it stunned on the spot, not knowing what to do. It could only raise its head, open its ferocious fangs, and make a squeaking cry for help, and open its mouth towards every giant clay giant that tried to approach it.
Spreading silk nets, trying to stop the opponent's progress.
At this time, the onlookers cheered loudly, and when Ruan Jinxiang realized that the situation was not good, he suddenly opened his squinted eyes, shot out two rays of light, and then gave orders in English to the black man standing aside, as if asking him to rescue his companions.
I saw the black guy touching his bald head and bowing to Ruan Jinxiang. Then he looked up to the sky and roared, then his body expanded rapidly, his face began to become ferocious, and he sprouted four large fangs about four feet long. His whole body was covered with teeth.
The long black hair, the limbs also became longer and thicker, like black pipes standing upright. The whole appearance was like a giant gorilla two to three feet tall. I saw the gorilla raised its head and roared again,
Then he spread his legs and ran towards the center of the arena.
"The betting is on! The betting is on! The Western white pig and the Western gorilla jointly challenge Captain Zou Jun! The odds of Captain Zou Jun winning are 1 to 10, and the odds of winning the Western black and white orcs are 1
Pay twenty! If you want to bet, place your bet quickly. It’s a fair fight, and you’re willing to accept defeat. There won’t be that shop after this village.”
"I bet Captain Zou Jun to win, and I bet 100,000 oceans! I bet the Western black and white orcs to win, and I bet 50,000 oceans! I bet..." Everyone couldn't stand the passionate teasing of the child king, so they started betting.
Driven by addiction, they all poured their money into gambling, and most of them won back all the money they had lost in the trials.
Chapter completed!