Chapter 67 The newlywed scholar ran away to play shit
Kapok heard his second brother's shouting and hurried over, knowingly asking, "What's wrong with my second brother?"
"Why is the water tank full, little sister? I remember that all the water was used to water the vegetable garden. This is a bit against the rules." Mu Er really couldn't understand.
"My second brother, the water tank is always full. Are you remembering it wrong? Didn't you use fresh water for watering the vegetable garden? There is no water in the tank at all. Otherwise, why would you think the water tank is full?" Kapok
Said calmly.
She doesn't want to fool her second brother, so there's nothing she can do about it?
You can't say that the water in the tank is the spiritual spring water in her dimension! Isn't this even more ridiculous!
Mu Er, an idiot, was completely confused by his little sister. Maybe his memory was confused.
The younger sister had no reason to fool him, it was just that he was too tired and remembered it wrongly. "Little sister and second brother thought about it and realized that I remembered it wrongly."
"It's okay, second brother, this is all a small matter. Didn't you drink water just now? I'll give you a scoop of water and ask you to drink enough." Kapok said, scooping a scoop of water to the second brother.
Mu Er was originally thinking about what was wrong, but now that he saw the water scooped up by his little sister, he couldn't think about it anymore. His attention was all on the water, but no one could compete with him.
Holding the gourd of water in both hands, I started drinking. I drank half the gourd in one breath. Not to mention it was so satisfying. After drinking the cool and slightly sweet water, my whole body felt comfortable.
Mu Er drank a lot of water directly.
“The water that my little sister scoops up is so delicious!”
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Mu Zhi entered the dilapidated gate of the Zhang family in a dung cart. The long-awaited marriage was not as beautiful as she had imagined. She had already passed the wedding, and the groom did not show up. You can imagine the despair in her heart.
I feel like crying to death.
Mu Zhi got down from the bullock cart in embarrassment. For the sake of the grandson in her belly, Wang Cuihua stepped forward to help her daughter-in-law who had just walked in. Unexpectedly, Mu Zhi threw her arm away and gave her a strong blow.
She made a big somersault.
Wang Cuihua's bones were already brittle due to her old age. This fall caused half of her leg to break. She groaned in pain, "Ouch! It hurts me to death. My Zhang family has been unlucky for eight lifetimes to marry such a bad guy like you."
My filial daughter-in-law, everyone, come and see! The new daughter-in-law broke the old woman’s leg, what’s my fate?”
Wang Cuihua couldn't get up, so she simply sat on the ground, slapped her thighs and cried. Before the wedding party had left, something embarrassing happened to Mu Zhi.
Her bad reputation as an unfilial and vicious daughter-in-law who broke an old woman's legs spread to the entire village.
Mu Zhiji seduced her cousin's fiancée, got into the scholar's bed before they were married, got pregnant, and the newlywed groom ran away.
Before the heat subsided, he once again became famous in the village, but it was just a bad reputation.
She didn't even dare to leave Muzhimen. As soon as she went out, she was pointed at her back and scolded. Even a three-year-old baby threw rocks at her and called her a "bad woman."
As for the newlywed groom Zhang Ming, who ran away, he was struggling in the dung pile, his whole body was covered with dung, his head was buried in the dung, and his mouth was covered in dung.
Zhang Ming was so disgusted that he wanted to die. It took him a long time to crawl out of the pit.
When the body shook, feces fell everywhere from the body, and the whole person was covered in feces.
Summer is already hot, so the smell of manure dissipates faster when it evaporates. The flies swarmed around Zhang Ming, and they couldn't get rid of them no matter how hard they tried.
Zhang Ming's current appearance cannot be described as embarrassed, it is really disgusting.
He felt terribly wronged, a grown man crying as he walked.
Is it easy for him to get married?
When people sit at home, excrement comes from heaven.
Zhang Ming was wearing wedding clothes in the house, and some turtle boy who had a grudge against him put a sack on his head, and resisted him away without allowing him to struggle.
When he climbed out of the sack, he found a cesspit deep inside.
The turtle grandson threw him into the cesspool at the entrance of the village, so it would be better to chop him with a knife.
One can imagine the feeling of being in a cesspit in the summer. It was a shame and a great humiliation. His wedding day became a nightmare that he did not want to mention in his life.
Zhang Ming was covered in excrement and had to go home first. When he got home, he couldn't avoid taking the road into the village.
In order not to be recognized and embarrassed, Zhang Ming could only cover his face with feces.
"Who is this person? He's so unlucky. He's covered in feces and it smells so bad."
"How blind are these eyes? He jumped into the cesspit. Could it be that he was too drunk? A drunkard? A drunkard? We'd better stay away. It's really stinky."
The two men returning home from the field pointed at Zhang Ming.
On the way home, Zhang Ming was often ignored by others. Compared with falling into a manure pit, these words were like scratching an itch for him and had no lethal effect.
What's more, these trolls can't see his face clearly! He's not the one making the joke.
At this moment, three village bullies rushed in front of Zhang Ming. They all covered their noses and were a few steps away from him. They couldn't stand the smell of feces on his body and choked their noses if they were too close.
"Hey! The guy covered in excrement must be a newlywed scholar who ran away!" Da Ba said loudly and covered his nose.
"Brother, it's just Zhang Ming's little brat who didn't run away. His skinny little body can be seen at a glance," the second tyrant agreed.
"Young man, do you think you can't tell that you are Zhang Ming just because you've eaten shit?" The three tyrants muttered.
The people watching the excitement started to talk again, "No way, the man who fell into the manure pit is a scholar. If the marriage was not successful, why did he end up playing in the manure pit?"
"Zhang Xiucai, as the saying goes, a bridal chamber is worth a thousand pieces of gold. I'm afraid your wife at home won't be able to smell the shit you are covered in. Why don't I go to the bridal chamber for you?" A wretched bachelor showed an evil smile.
"How long has it been since you, the errand boy, have eaten meat? You are so damn hungry that you won't even let go of the ones with babies in your belly." Another man teased.
Zhang Ming's face was covered in shit and his expression was unclear. His expression was even uglier than crying.
"You have made a mistake, I am not Zhang Ming," Zhang Ming explained in a hoarse voice.
He is the grandson of three village tyrants, but he can still be recognized at a glance.
His reputation was already stink in Peach Blossom Village when he was caught cheating on Da Mu Zhi.
Let alone let the villagers know that he fell into the manure pit, otherwise he will become the laughing stock of the people in Taohua Village after dinner.
"Zhang Ming, you are just fooling me! My second brother came over with a stick and peeled off his pants to see if he was wearing red underwear. Unless they are newlyweds, people in our village will not wear red underwear."
Da Ba spoke.
Zhang Ming, a scumbag, had hurt his sister, and the whole village knew about it.
He won't be polite to scum!
The second tyrant and the third tyrant were very cooperative. They poked a tree branch and pointed it down at the waistband of Zhang Ming's trousers.
Both of them were very excited about picking off someone's pants, it was their favorite thing to do.
"The eldest brother is exposed. He is wearing red pants. Zhang Ming didn't run away. Everyone came to see him! The newlywed scholar went to play in the cesspool and played with shit." The second tyrant mocked unscrupulously.
The eldest sister has specifically told me that there is no need to show mercy to such scum. The more ruthless the better.
Chapter completed!