Chapter 1524: Worse than Fart
Yang Yesheng saw this and said with a smile: "What are you afraid of? When I enlarge your breasts later, you still have to take off your clothes."
After hearing this, Yang Mu felt that it made sense, but also felt a little weird. He always felt that something was wrong, but couldn't explain it, so he let Yang Yesheng go into the kitchen first.
Yang Yesheng entered the kitchen, and Yang Mu remembered what was wrong with what Yang Yesheng said just now. Yang Yesheng said, "When I enlarge your breasts later, you still have to take off your clothes." But what is the actual situation?
If Yang Ye Sheng wants to enlarge her breasts, he only needs to take off her top. Why does she have to take off all her clothes? Does the lower body also have something to do with breast enlargement?
Yang Yesheng entered the room, pointed at Yang Mu's chest, and said, "Thank you for making up your mind. Otherwise, if this situation continues, you will become a real airport within a month at the latest."
The reason why Yang Mu was able to make up her mind was because she felt that her breasts were a little smaller than before. However, Yang Mu believed that this was her own misunderstanding and was caused by her inferiority complex. But after hearing what Yang Yesheng said,
She couldn't help being surprised and asked hurriedly: "You...you mean, I...my breasts are slowly getting smaller?"
After asking, Yang Mu suddenly thought that when his body had just matured, his breasts were much larger than they are now, and they were getting smaller and smaller in the past two or three years.
Yang Ye Sheng nodded and said: "Yes, you have breast atrophy. If not treated, the breasts will gradually disappear until they become flat, just like men. However, you are so beautiful, even if you have no breasts,
There will be countless men lining up to pursue you."
"You..." Yang Mu suddenly felt extremely uncomfortable, but he heard Yang Yesheng still making sarcastic remarks. He was ashamed and angry, but thinking about the need for Yang Yesheng's treatment, he had to suppress his emotions and asked, "
Can you cure me?"
Yang Ye Sheng smiled and said: "No problem, it's the same method I told you before, acupuncture and massage."
"Okay." Yang Mu had already figured it out, and after hearing what Yang Ye Sheng said about chest atrophy, there was no hesitation. He nodded hurriedly, but suddenly remembered something and asked quickly
, "But Li Li is here, I'm worried that she will tell her cousin and uncle."
Yang Yesheng rolled his eyes and said: "That's your business. I can't control that much. If you want treatment, I will treat you. Otherwise, after capturing this guy outside, I will go to the police
The bureau received the reward, oh, by the way, let me tell you that tomorrow is Yu Ling’s birthday, I want to accompany her all day, and I have another important thing the day after tomorrow. Starting from the day after tomorrow, it will be the Olympic Games, and I have also signed up.
name."
"If you want treatment again, you can only wait until after the Olympics and I will arrange it according to my schedule."
"This..." Yang Mu suddenly felt embarrassed. It wasn't that she didn't want to be treated, but because Duanmu Lili was here, it was inconvenient for her. And if she missed today, Yang Yesheng wouldn't have time, and she didn't know about her breast enhancement plan.
How long will it be delayed?
Yang Ye Sheng looked indifferent, opened the pot, looked at it, and said with a smile: "Actually, if you want to deal with this guy, it's very simple. Just give him something for breakfast, and keep him from eating until he walks around.
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When Yang Mu heard this, he immediately became curious and asked: "How did you poison him? Do you want to poison him?"
Yang Ye Sheng said with a smile: "How can I carry poison with me, but I can prepare it? Come on, I will teach you how to use these materials to prepare a super laxative, and keep this guy's body clean after eating it.
Any effort."
Yang Mu became even more curious. He took a closer look at a few things in the kitchen and asked, "Are these the only things you use?"
Yang Yesheng smiled and nodded: "Yes, there are six things in total. Coincidentally, you have them all at home. Come, let me teach you."
Under Yang Mu's gaze, Yang Ye Sheng quickly selected six items, all of which were seasonings and fruits and vegetables commonly used for cooking. However, Yang Mu had never thought of putting these six items together, at most two of them.
Just three things.
"Okay." Yang Ye Sheng put the six things together, squeezed out a few drops of liquid, and dropped it into the pot. Then he threw the remaining things into the trash can and said with a smile, "
Just keep cooking and serve it to him."
Yang Mu was a little doubtful, but he continued to cook. After a while, it was ready. Yang Mu filled a bowl and was about to take it out, but Yang Ye Sheng stopped him and said with a smile: "Take two bowls."
past."
Bring two bowls?
Yang Mu was stunned for a moment, and then he understood what Yang Yesheng meant. His expression changed, and he was about to speak when he saw Yang Yesheng waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, this is not poison, and it can't kill people. Just worry about it."
Pass it over, otherwise, he won't be fooled."
In desperation, Yang Mu had no choice but to fill up another bowl and carry it outside together. Yang Ye Sheng did not follow him and stayed in the kitchen.
Sure enough, the fake girl was suspicious and let Duanmu Lili drink one bowl, and then he drank the other bowl with confidence.
Yang Mu cursed in his heart, you are so cunning, how could I still poison you?
However, thinking that there were indeed condiments in the rice, Yang Mu couldn't help but blush, and stopped scolding this fake girl secretly.
Not long after, the fake girl drank up the bowl of rice, wiped her mouth, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that a big star would have such skills. It seems that I am about to fall into a lucky nest."
At this time, Yang Yesheng walked out of the kitchen and said with a smile: "There are blessings in the nest, but it's a pity that you don't have this blessing."
The fake girl was shocked when she saw this, and stood up in a hurry. Her first reaction was to control Yang Mu in her hands. However, just as he was about to attack Yang Mu, he heard a "whoosh" and an iron ball flew towards him.
, hit the fake girl's wrist all at once, causing him to say "Ouch" and quickly retract his wrist, while Yang Mu and Duanmu Lili hurriedly ran towards Yang Ye Sheng.
Yang Yesheng smiled and said: "Miss Duanmu, I didn't expect that we would meet again, and this time you would be honest with me."
Be honest?
Of course Duanmu Lili understood what Yang Yesheng meant, and his face turned red with embarrassment. He hurriedly reached out to cover his chest, and even glared at Yang Yesheng fiercely, threatening him: "How dare you take another look?"
, I will kick you out immediately."
Yang Yesheng said with a smile: "Okay, I just thought it was troublesome. Since you can solve the problem, it seems that I shouldn't come to rescue you. Okay, I'll leave first."
"Hey..." Duanmu Lili thought that Yang Yesheng was joking, but he didn't expect that he actually left. He walked out of the living room in a few steps and came to the yard. He turned around and was very interested.
He looked at the two of them.
The fake girl was overjoyed. Regardless of whether Yang Ye Sheng did it intentionally or unintentionally, there was a chance now. He immediately jumped up, blocked the door, and quickly closed the door, even pausing.
In no time, he turned around, rushed towards Yang Mu and Duanmu Lili, and shouted: "You two, do you still want to escape?"
Yang Mu and Duanmu Lili were shocked. They never expected that Yang Yesheng would actually leave just as he said.
Duanmu Lili reacted first and grabbed Yang Mu. He managed to avoid the fake girl's attack, but he was also shocked and broke into a cold sweat.
The fake girl suddenly fell into the air. She was unwilling to give up and hurriedly pounced on Yang Mu and Duanmu Lili again.
But at this moment, Duanmu Lili suddenly screamed in pain, dropped the fruit knife in his hand to the ground, and then squatted on the ground with a pale face, covering his stomach.
This suddenness was so unexpected. Yang Mu knew it well. The material Yang Ye Sheng had given must have worked, but the fake girl didn't know what was going on. She was stunned, and then she was overjoyed and hurriedly
He was about to rush towards Yang Mu and Duanmu Lili again, but suddenly he felt a sharp pain in his stomach. He also said "Ouch" and squatted on the ground, holding his stomach.
As the medicine took effect, Yang Mu breathed a sigh of relief and stopped dodging. He bent down to help Duanmu Lili up, but Duanmu Lili groaned in pain. No matter how hard Yang Mu tried, he couldn't get up.
"Sister Yang Mu...sister." Although Duanmu Lili had a severe stomachache, she still knew the situation in the outside world clearly. Among the three of them, she and the fake girl had stomachaches that made them unable to stand up. Only Yang Mu was fine.
, plus Yang Yesheng went to the kitchen first just now, Duanmu Lili couldn't guess that this was a trick played by Yang Yesheng and Yang Mu.
Yang Mu was also secretly amused. She didn't expect that Yang Ye Sheng's medicine would take effect so quickly, so she said, "It's nothing, just a little laxative. It'll be fine in a while."
Yang Mu said it would be fine in a while. That was because Yang Ye was outside. Since he could prepare the medicine, he could also prepare the antidote. So, she said to Duanmu Lili, "Li Li"
You hold back for now, I'll call Ye Sheng back." After saying that, he turned around and came to the door, opened the door and walked out.
However, Yang Yesheng disappeared. Yang Mu looked outside and was stunned. Moreover, the courtyard door was open, which made her heart skip a beat. She thought to herself, no, maybe Yang Yesheng really left.
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Yang Mu hurriedly walked out and came to the door of the courtyard. He stuck his head and looked out, but he didn't see Yang Ye Sheng's shadow. He was so anxious that he wanted to chase him out immediately.
However, Yang Mu is naked. If she is chased out like this, once someone sees her and recognizes her identity, I am afraid that her reputation will be over, and the reputation of the jade girl will be ruined, and she doesn't know what kind of news will be spread.
Exploding scandal.
Frustrated, Yang Mu had to lock the courtyard door tightly to prevent anyone from coming at this time.
Back in the living room, both Duanmu Lili and the fake girl were already rolling back and forth on the ground in pain. Moreover, the living room was extremely smelly. I don't know how many stinky farts these two people had, which almost made Yang Mu sick.
Turn around and leave.
Yang Mu endured the nauseating fart smell and quickly came to Duanmu Lili, lifted her up with force and walked out.
Chapter completed!