"Hehe, General, I heard that many women have recently thrown their arms to the general. I wonder if the general has any secrets and tricks, so I will give some advice to my subordinates. I am still a patron now?" A young general on the left nodded and flattered.

Another young general, who was older, hurriedly said, "Yes, General, you are extremely experienced. I haven't seen that girl refuse to obey the general's subordinates over the years. You have to give me some advice. Last night, my subordinate met a beautiful girl and taught her a lesson when he got home. Now I have been sleeping for two days? I am thinking about how to go home to deal with it?"

The man laughed and said, "Why are you a big man so useless and obedient by a woman? Are you still a man? Is it our men who have a face?"

The young general on the left looked painful and shook his head and sighed: "How can I compare with the general? The general is handsome and extraordinary. Now he is a celebrity around the Grand Governor. The woman is naturally afraid of the general? The subordinate is in trouble. A few days ago, he followed the general to Lichunyuan and chatted with a woman named Xiao Taohong inside. Somehow my wife found out. The night before yesterday, after washing up, she deliberately dressed up and lay in the quilt, looking extremely tempting. Although he could not compare with the general Shenwu, he was still a man after all?"

The man who came in nodded and said, "Isn't that?"

The young general on the left sighed, "I can't stand it when I see my wife like this. She is about to be intimate with her. I just held her in my arms, but she suddenly pushed me away and asked her subordinates with a smile: "Tell me, is it better to be the better in Lichunyuan?"

"This is a difficult thing for my subordinates. Since ancient times, that man doesn't know that his wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a maid, a maid is not as good as a prostitute, a prostitute is not as good as a steal, and a stolen one is not as good as a steal, and a little Taohong in Lichunyuan is unique, and she is so charming that she is naturally much better than the yellow-faced woman in her subordinates' family?"

The three of them were talking and laughing loudly, and the diners upstairs were a little uneasy, but when they heard these jokes of eating and playing tricks, they became interested. No one spoke, but many people listened carefully.

The man said, "You lied to your wife?"

The young general on the left said, "How dare I? The general doesn't know the yellow-faced woman in my family. She hates her subordinates the most and says she is panicked. Once she finds out, she will inevitably punch and kick her subordinates. But I can't beat her?"

"Haha-haha-?" A burst of laughter was shaking, and even many diners upstairs covered their mouths and laughed secretly: "This person is too useless. Fortunately, this person still regards him as his confidant?"

The young man on the left continued, "Just say, "Little Peach Red is as beautiful as the peach blossoms in March---- When my wife heard this, she beat her so hard that she would not let her go to bed!

"You deserve it. The man should spend some money outside and can't say something nice when he gets home? You, are you too honest?" The man laughed and said as he patted the young man on the left.

The young general on the left nodded and said, "Who said no? No, my subordinates learned some mystery from the general these days. In the past two days, I finally sorted out the breath of the previous two days. Finally, I washed my subordinates cleaned up last night, coaxed and deceived my wife, and thought that this night was finally overwhelming!"

Most of these people are from the ranks. They don’t feel embarrassed to say these things about love between men and women in public. Instead, the literati and scholars upstairs frowned and cursed in their hearts, and wanted to go out, but when they saw the show outside the house, they were terrible. Even the biggest governor in Hongdu City was afraid that they would not have such a show when they went on a patrol. Compared to being gentle and sweeping the floor, they were nothing. They could only continue to listen patiently, hoping that the plague god would finish his words quickly and leave quickly.

"This time, I got what I want, right?" the man asked with a playful look on the young man on the left.

The young general on the left sighed and shook his head and said, "Don't mention it, my subordinates failed this night? Is there another charge?" The young general on the left looked in pain.

The man heard it interestingly and asked, "Why is this?"

The young man on the left shook his head and said, "I will never regret it when my subordinate's belt grew wider that night. I was about to let the passion that had been in his belly for many days. I was releasing it for a long time. But I was about to take action. My wife kicked her and kicked her away. She asked her with a stern face, who is better looking at her or that little peach blossom?"

The man laughed and said, "Brother, you must have told the truth. You are too honest?"

The young general on the left shook his head and said, "General is wrong. The villain has been following the general these days, so he naturally learned some spiritual energy. He also knows that women like men to say lies. Even though they know it is a lie, or are they willing to listen?"

"Haha, okay, okay, there is any progress?" The man laughed to the sky a few times, and said curiously: "Why didn't my brother succeed?"

The young general on the left sighed and said, "How do you say that the strangest thing in this world is a woman? At that time, I heard my wife ask this question, and remembered that a few days ago, I heard a bullshit scholar sing a poem praising women in Lichunyuan. After listening to my wife ask this question, I learned from the bullshit scholar's way, and said, "Guo State sneaks in South Korea, and the flower branches in the deep courtyard of Yichun are reflected. Fortunately, no one sees the golden eagle, so he secretly blows the little Guan of the King of Bin."

"Well, this poem is reasonable. Your wife is not in a new mood yet? Is it worth getting what I want?" the man smiled.

The young general on the left suddenly cried and said with a sad face: "The general doesn't know anything. My wife has read a few poems since she was a child. Before she finished reading it, she was kicked out of bed and ordered her to not go back to her room to sleep within half a year?" The young general on the left said dejectedly.

The man heard it strangely and said, "Why is this? Didn't I say something nice?"

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Chapter completed!