Xie Lanlan felt funny when she saw Xiaodie laughing. This girl was really heartless. She knew such shameful words, but she could still laugh.

Seeing Xiao Yun with a embarrassed look on his face, he gave him a blank look and said, "Okay, okay, I won't blame you anymore, don't blame yourself? We are a family, so you should be happy when we are together? It's not bad to say some harmless jokes occasionally?"

Xiao Yun nodded desperately and said, "No, good, the whole family should be happy. It's best to tell some jokes and entertain entertainment. There is another joke for his husband. I wonder if my wife wants to hear it?"

Xie Lanlan glared at him, looked at his smiling face, couldn't help but sigh, and said, "It's okay to say it, but you can't say dirty words anymore, otherwise?"

Xiao Yun was eager to atone for his merits and atone for his sins, so he dared not say dirty words. He hurriedly said: "No, this time it is definitely a serious joke?"

Xie Lanlan was also a little moved by his words. She hesitated for a moment, glanced at Xiaodie, and said, "Sister Xiaodie, do you want to hear it?"

Xiaodie was just interesting to hear. When she heard another one, she nodded quickly and said, "The jokes told by the bad guy must be as good as his story. Sister Lan, why don't we? Let's listen?"

Xie Lanlan gritted her teeth and hesitated: "Listen?"

Xiaodie nodded and said, "Listen!"

"Tell me? We heard it?" Xie Lanlan turned her head and said to Xiao Yun with a red face.

Xiao Yun didn't dare to say anything dirty this time. He thought for a while and said, "In my hometown, there is a rich man who planned to open a hotel, so he paid three cents of money to solicit couplets in the new store.

A scholar went to apply for the election. The rich man said: "I should praise my good wine for the couplet, acetic acid, pig fat, and a strong population. There are no mice in the store."

"Can anyone write such a couplet?" Xiaodie was aroused by Xiao Yun a few times, and was curious when she heard it, and couldn't help but ask.

Xiao Yun smiled and said, "This is not difficult, it is not very difficult. That scholar will do it. After listening to the rich man's request, the scholar waved his pen and quickly wrote it:

The first couplet is: Raising pigs is as big as a mountain, and rats are dead.

The second couplet is: The wine-making jar is good, and the vinegar jar is sour.

The horizontal banner is: more people, fewer diseases, and wealth."

"Well, this scholar is a little anxious? This couple meets the requirements of this rich man?"

"It's a pity that the rich man just took a look and cursed in anger. He was almost angry to death?" Xiao Yun said with a smile.

"Why is this?" Xiaodie didn't understand.

Xiao Yun glanced at Xie Lanlan. The girl frowned and thought for a while, and suddenly said in surprise: "Do I understand?"

Xiaodie said: "Sister Lan'er, what do you know?"

Xie Lanlan glanced at Xiao Yun and smiled and said, "This couplet must be

"Pigs are as big as mountain rats, and they are dead,"

"The wine-making jar is good for making vinegar, and the jar is sour."

"More people, fewer wealth."

"Ah--so?" Xiaodie exclaimed and laughed.

Xiao Yun sighed inwardly to Xie Lanlan's talent and laughed.

The atmosphere was adjusted by these two jokes and immediately became cheerful. Xiao Yun looked at Xiaodie beside him, and Xie Lanlan laughed happily, and a sense of satisfaction suddenly surged in his heart. Since this era came, he had never known what he wanted. He just followed the memory of history and could catch a big tree, so that his little red seedlings that went with the flow could catch a big tree, and not be hit by the wind and rain, and could live a peaceful and stable life, like

It seems that compared with the warmth and happiness in front of you, all this is firm, but it also blocks yourself from enjoying more sunshine and lacks the freedom and joy. In comparison, he even misses everything he had with Axue in the mulberry village, thatched huts, clear rivers, rough tea, plain rice, daily work from sunrise and sunset, and no need to pay attention to all the changes in history, intrigue and fight, and the frame-ups.

I woke up naturally after sleeping until I woke up naturally, opened the door, carried a bamboo basket on my back, went up the mountain to pick a handful of mulberry leaves, came back and washed it with clean water, and threw it to the mob silkworms, watching them eat the mulberry leaves cleanly, after working for a day, I sat down to rest when I was tired, listened to Axue singing a song on the rainy day, saying that the season was coming, what fruits should be picked, what should be planted, when should I go to the market, what should I buy at the market, after planting, how long will it sprout, when to fertilize, when to water, when to weed, when to weed, when to eat, when to eat, how to eat, lying in a warm bed, slowly discussing, finally boiling today, frying tomorrow, and steaming the day after tomorrow, everything is in an unknowing past, calm without ups and downs, and there is no magnificent picture, but in Xiao Yun's view, this is a living life.

If he hadn't insisted on leaving Sangshu Village, perhaps he would have lived a much more comfortable life than he is now. However, in this case, although A Xue would not die, he would have lost the little princess, Xiaodie, Xie Lanlan, Fang Taiping, Su Erxiao, Xiaoyue, and the Lu sisters to accompany him. Would he be at his side? He didn't know that now he only knew to cherish everything in front of him and live a good life.

Xie Lanlan knelt down on the bamboo couch on the right side. Seeing that he frowned and said nothing, she asked, "Bad man, are you thinking about state affairs again?"

Xiao Yun's two big hands were both bad at the same time, wandering on the plump and plump tumbling of the two. After hearing Xie Lanlan's words, he increased his wrist and slapped her slender thigh, and said with a smile: "How can you do it? Now Zhang Shicheng is destroyed, Jiangnan is unified, and the intrigue in the court, do you know that your husband dare not be interested in the most?" As he said that, his big hand slid on Xie Lanlan's slim waist, slowly climbed up along his waist, and took advantage of the opportunity to climb up the pair of plump breasts.

, gently stroked it twice, and continued, "Besides, your husband doesn't want any official. Now the situation in Jiangnan is stable, and all civil and military officials should also focus on political affairs. It's okay for your husband to fight and pick up girls. He leads troops to fight and fights to deal with those trivial matters. This will cost me my life. If I handle it wrong and arouse the disgust of the King of Wu, there is no good life. I'll still be with my wife like this and bask in the sun."

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Chapter completed!