Chapter 1668 : Human Face Peach Blossoms Match Red
Chang Yuchun opened his eyes wide, as if he didn't believe that such private matters had such a name. If Xiao Yun hadn't said it in person, he would have never heard of it. He looked around and said, "Is this okay?"
Xiao Yun rolled his eyes and said angrily: "What does this mean? I'm not afraid to tell you, there are many tricks that can be used?"
Chang Yuchun looked at Xiao Yun, suddenly shook his head and looked disbelief, and said, "Brother Xiao, you might be making some good names and fooling me, right?"
Xiao Yun sighed and said, "A nice name, Brother Chang, do you think I am the kind of person who is full and full and can be fine?"
Chang Yuchun looked at him, nodded, shook his head again, and said, "Do you want to?"
Xiao Yun rolled his eyes a few times and said, "There is no good reward for kindness? This is how you don't believe it, I will tell you in detail now. When you win the battle and go home to be intimate with your sister-in-law, practice the drill, keep your sister-in-law's admiration and will not be able to live without you from now on?"
"No, no, no! If your sister-in-law tried this, why didn't she kill me?" Chang Yuchun shook her head quickly and said.
Xiao Yun smiled and was about to say that he could not have thought that Brother Chang was a famous general in the world, so why was he so afraid of his wife? Then he remembered that later generations seemed to record that in the Ming Dynasty, except for Qi Jiguang who was afraid of his wife, Chang Yuchun was counted as soon as he was afraid of his wife.
It is said that Zhu Yuanzhang knew that Chang Yuchun had no son and rewarded him with two palace maids. Chang Yuchun's wife was very powerful and he did not dare to touch the two palace maids at all.
The palace maid served Chang Yuchun and got up. Chang Yuchun praised him, "What a white hand!" When he came back, his wife gave him a box. Chang Yuchun opened it and saw that it was the palace maid's broken hand. Chang Yuchun was frightened. When he went to court, he was not etiquette. Zhu Yuanzhang asked him what was wrong, but Chang Yuchun dared not answer. Zhu Yuanzhang said angrily: "You look wrong, are you trying to murder me?" Chang Yuchun was afraid, so he told him the reason. Zhu Yuanzhang laughed and said, "What a big deal? It's worth your way. Go to my palace to drink." Then Zhu Yuanzhang sent someone to dismember Chang Yuchun's wife and gave the meat to all the heroes, and wrote: "The meat of a shrew." Chang Yuchun went home and did not see his wife. He was so scared that he died young. These were naturally fabricated by later generations, but Chang Yuchun was afraid that his wife was real. You can tell what she looked like.
"Hehe, Brother Chang doesn't have to worry. I'll give you some simple and practical methods to do some simple and practical ways to be intimate with my sister-in-law, and my sister-in-law can't see it?" Xiao Yun said with a smile, and the expression on his face was indescribable.
Chang Yuchun was a little hesitant, obviously he was unable to make up his mind.
Xiao Yun smacked his lips and said to himself: "In the woods with willow branches; or by the small bridge with hazy moonlight, or in the bathroom filled with mist, the two of them hugged each other, their lips conveyed their feelings, and they rubbed each other, as if they were in the poetic and picturesque mood of "human faces and peach blossoms complement each other", which was so comfortable. Tsk tsk tsk--?"
Chang Yuchun looked yearning. If he had such a wonderful move with his wife, his wife might be happy and my life would be better. Thinking of this, Chang Yuchun's eyes shining, he gritted his teeth and asked, "Can I be able to do that too?"
"What do you mean? You can do it with me?" Xiao Yun said firmly. After saying that, he hooked his fingers at Chang Yuchun. Chang Yuchun understood, lowered his head, leaned beside Xiao Yun's ears, and listened to him.
After a moment, Chang Yuchun left Xiao Yun's ears with a flushed face and savored it carefully.
"Two generals, Marshal Xu asked Xiaodi to tell you that the three armies have been integrated and are about to set off. Please ask the two generals to come over earlier?" A soldier rushed over in panting.
Xiao Yun sorted out his clothes, blinked at Chang Yuchun, and said, "Don't forget, this is something I have learned from countless classic action movies from a certain island country for many years. Is it passed on to men or women?"
Chang Yuchun shook his head and smiled bitterly: "This little brother--?" He picked up the horse and galloped towards the place where the three armies gathered.
After running all the way, he finally arrived in front of the three armies when the army set out. Before he could step forward, he saw Wang Ming, Mao Xiang, and Geng Bingwen wearing armor and walked over with great majesty. When he saw him clasped his fists, he said, "I am in charge of General Xiao!"
Xiao Yun said: "What kind of formation are the three generals?"
After a battle the night before, Wang Ming was completely convinced by Xiao Yunsuan and clasped his fists and said, "Don't you know?"
Xiao Yun was stunned and said, "What do you know?"
Wang Min, Mao Xiang and Geng Bingwen looked at each other, and looked at Xiao Yun with surprise. Seeing that his expression was natural and false, he said, "After just received the order from Marshal Xu, the general made great contributions to the capture of Dadu. He was specially appointed by Marshal Xu as the vanguard general of the defeated captive army and went to war with the army!"
"The vanguard general of the defeated enemy - this?" Xiao Yun was stunned for a moment. To be honest, he really didn't want to be a general. He just wanted to be a soldier who charged in the battle. He would have finished the battle earlier and met eight wives when he went home, and sang eighteen mo. He tried the moves he had just said to Chang Yuchun one by one.
"Yes!" Wang Ming did not see Xiao Yun's unwilling look at all, and laughed: "The Marshal said that the 20,000 soldiers and horses from Xizhimen, plus the 20,000 people from the low-ranking positions, and another 5,000 archers will be transferred to your command, and the 50,000 soldiers and horses will follow the commander to take Taiyuan!"
"Fifty thousand soldiers, what are you going to give back to your 20,000 troops?" Xiao Yun was completely stunned.
"Damn it, there is no general in Shu. Is Liao Hua the pioneer?" Xiao Yun murmured a few times, his face full of displeasure.
"What? Brother Xiao is not happy?" Just as the three of them were talking, a voice came. Everyone looked up and saw Xu Da wearing brand new armor sitting on the horse and walking over majestic.
The four of them hurriedly clasped their fists and saluted. Xu Da waved his hand and said, "All of them are their own brothers, so you don't have to be polite!"
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