"Monk and nun-?" The three of them muttered in unison, followed the three of them to meet each other, and the three old faces immediately shone brightly.

"The monk and the nun have always been a family, and it sounds nice when you hear it?" Mao Xiang said happily.

Wang Ming nodded very flirtatiously and said, "No, not bad, I heard that there was a monk in the Tang Dynasty who was famous. His real name was Feng Xiaobao. He was originally a peddler who made a living by selling wild medicine in Luoyang City Wells. He thought that in order to promote the efficacy of the medicine, he had to exercise himself more energy. It was equivalent to a specialty selling Dali Pills on the old Beijing Tianqiao. He had to make a few moves before selling medicine. Because of this profession, Feng Xiaobao was strong and burly, and was eloquent. He was attracted by the maid in a mansion and became the maid's lover. The maid's master was the daughter of Wu Zetian after the rebellion case of the royal family, and in order to save his life, he took the initiative to be the daughter of Wu Zetian. The maid secretly took Feng Xiaobao

When he was brought to the princess's house, he was accidentally discovered by the princess. At first, he was naturally furious, but when he looked at Feng Xiaobao's handsome talent kneeling on the ground, the princess of Qianjin forgave him. Not only did he not punish him, but he also kept him. After some test, Princess of Qianjin felt that Feng Xiaobao was indeed a rare "talent", but Princess of Qianjin could not bear it. Because Princess of Qianjin was trying to please Wu Zetian at that time, she personally took a shower and changed clothes for him, stayed for several days, and packaged him, and simply gave Feng Xiaobao to Wu Zetian, who had been widowed for many years. He became the male favorite of the queen Wu Zetian, who specifically served Wu Zetian?"

"Hehe, I also heard that Feng Xiaobao and Empress Wu Zetian have an affair, and they are also a mother and daughter with Princess Taiping. It's okay that Wu Zetian is here. Tsk, that Princess Taiping is a stunning beauty, and that xiong can still be small. Tsk--?" Wang Ming said, sighing, and the drool at the corner of his mouth flowed all over the floor, and only saw Xiao Yun felt a chill.

"Well, Feng Xiaobao is a monk, and the queen Wu Zetian has also been a nun. The monk and nun are indeed not good. This joke must be listened to, just listen to this!" Mao Xiang shouted.

"Yes, right? Listen to this monk and nun?" Wang Ming became interested and shouted.

"Damn, who are these people? They are simply gentle and scum. God, earth, why did I become brothers with them?" Xiao Yun looked sobbing without tears.

With the three of them looking vulgar and constantly urging, the kind-hearted General Xiao could only sigh and say the jokes he had treasured for many years.

"A long time ago?" General Xiao coughed twice and continued with a red face: "A scholar went to a tea shed to have tea. A nun in the shed didn't recognize a word in the scriptures, so he went to ask the scholar:

" "How do you pronounce this word for this supervisor?"

Mao Xiang, Wang Ming, and Geng Bingwen looked at each other and said in their hearts: "I'm the prison student right away. It's true that there's a chance? General Xiao is really taking care of us?"

Seeing the hungry look on the three of them, General Xiao sighed helplessly and scolded: "Damn, who are these people!"

Helplessly, the three of them didn't care about their silence when they scolded him. They were even more serious and worshipped than listening to Confucius's storytelling.

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Xiao Yun waved his hand and said, "I already know the situation. Tell me quickly, what is the current situation?"

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