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Chapter 82: Tasty Joke

Just you? Even if you don't let you modify the car, they will run so crazy. If you let you modify the car again, they will probably be either angry to death or scared to death by you. Qin Jin can only think about this in his heart. After a while

, Qin Wanyan put down the bowls and chopsticks in her hands, then walked to the side and began to slowly stretch her body.

Then he started doing push-ups in the living room on the side. Qin Jin was used to it. Although he didn't stay with Qin Wanyan for long, Qin Jin told her many times that it was not good to exercise after meals, but she just didn't listen. Seeing Qin Wanyan

During the exercise, Murong Shiyu also stood up and said: "I'm going to do push-ups too, just in time to lose weight."

Looking at her voluptuous waist, Qin Jin was speechless. If you try to lose weight, you will only have bones left. Qin Jin was too lazy to clean up the dishes and chopsticks on the table and sat on the sofa in the living room, watching the two beauties doing it.

While doing push-ups and watching, Qin Jin suddenly burst out laughing.

Murong Shiyu and Qin Wanyan both raised their heads strangely, and Murong Shiyu asked doubtfully, "Why are you laughing?" "Nothing, nothing, you go on, I just suddenly remembered a joke, so I couldn't help laughing.

Come out." Qin Jin said while suppressing a smile.

"A joke? What kind of joke? Tell it and listen, so that we can laugh too." Murong Shiyu immediately stopped his movements, then sat on the floor and asked. Anyway, the floor was clean, Qin Jin said strangely

: "First of all, let's say that you are not allowed to pinch me or bite me, otherwise I won't tell you."

"Okay, I won't pinch you or bite you. Just tell me." Murong Shiyu said immediately, "Well, the story is like this. There was a countryman who came to the city and had never seen much of the world. One day he went

In the park, he saw a man doing push-ups. He turned around to look at the man. After turning several times, the people around him felt a little strange and asked him: What are you doing? The countryman asked doubtfully:

There's no one down there, so why is he just trying so hard?"

After Qin Jin finished speaking, Murong Shiyu had not yet reacted and asked in confusion: "What's so funny about this." Qin Jin laughed and said: "Think about it for yourself, when men usually do something, their movements are like push-ups."

Murong Shiyu immediately realized it.

His face turned slightly red, he rolled his eyes and said: "You bastard, can't you think of something clean in your mind? Your thoughts are so dirty." "Tsk, this is called entertainment, what is a clean thing? Isn't this

Is it clean? Where did you see something dirty?"

Murong Shiyu snorted and stopped talking, "Hey, I have another joke, do you want to hear it?" Qin Jin smiled deliberately and said, "No." Murong Shiyu immediately said, "Oh, then I won't tell it while watching TV.

That's it." After saying that, Qin Jin turned on the TV.

After a while, Murong Shiyu came over and said, "Hey gangster, what kind of joke do you have, please tell me again." Qin Jin said with a smile, "I won't tell you anymore, or you'll tell me what's in my head again."

It’s not clean.” “Hey, tell me, I just said that, and you believe it? It’s just sex, what else? How about we give it a try?” Murong Shiyu immediately came over and said.

Smelling the faint fragrance emanating from Murong Shiyu's body, Qin Jin's heart was agitated, sun, **, **, but he still moved to the side and said: "No, my first time will be reserved for my future.

"My wife." "Ah? Haha... Is this your first time? Is your first time reserved for the fifth girl?" Murong Shiyu said with a strange smile.

Qin Jin: "..." Damn, there is a saying that is true. It is not scary to meet a gangster, but it is scary to meet a female gangster. Holy shit, I didn't realize it. This girl is still a sultry type. "

Why aren't you talking? Tell me a joke, or I'll bite you to death." Murong Shiyu said with bared teeth and claws.

"Okay, okay, isn't it just a joke? Let me think about it." Qin Jin surrendered immediately, and a few thoughts came to his mind. Qin Jin immediately laughed strangely and said, "Okay, the joke is here, listen up."

"There was a girl who worked in an IT company. One morning, the weather was very nice. The IT girl was concentrating on her work, and her skirt was caught in the drawer without even noticing. When she stood up, her skirt "sizzled" and was torn.

Colleagues all heard the news and the it girl quickly picked up an it magazine next to her and covered her lower body.

Unexpectedly, the colleagues burst into laughter. It turned out that the cover of the magazine was an online game advertisement: "Super large capacity, can accommodate 100,000 users at the same time." IT girl picked up another magazine. The colleagues burst into laughter again, this one

The cover of the magazine is about anti-virus software: "Beware of Viruses".

It girl almost fainted. When she picked up the third magazine, she fainted. The third magazine was a hardware magazine, and the cover was a USB flash drive advertisement: "Plug and Play". She was confused.

Remembering to protect the key parts, I casually pulled the fourth magazine to cover it. When I woke up, I saw it was a shopping guide magazine with the words: "Big discount of 30% off!" I fainted again."

"Ah... why are you biting me?" As soon as he finished speaking, Qin Jin immediately covered his arms and jumped up, "Humph, I asked you to speak ill of women." Murong Shiyu snorted and said. "Oh my god, this is not the case.

Do you want to hear it? Sexy girl, why did you bite me again? I will never tell you a joke again." Qin Jin said immediately.

"It's up to you, huh, I don't want to talk to you anymore." After saying that, Murong Shiyu didn't even say hello and walked upstairs. Qin Jin looked at her plump buttocks and was speechless for a while. How could he feel?

Like a guest, she is more like the host? Not polite at all?

At this time, Qin Wanyan on the side also stood up and walked to her room. Seeing that it was getting late, Qin Jin also rushed to the bathroom, took a shower, and ran into his room to sleep. But of course Qin Jin, who had just fallen asleep at this moment, did not

I know what the two women are doing at the moment.

After confirming that Qin Jin was asleep, Murong Shiyu sneaked out of his room and walked to Qin Wanyan's room. Just as he was about to knock on the door, the door suddenly opened from the inside. Murong Shiyu was not surprised at all.

Smiled slightly.

Qin Wanyan inside nodded and said: "Come in." After entering the room, Murong Shiyu asked flatly: "Who are you?" Qin Wanyan asked in return: "Who I am has anything to do with you?"

At this moment, Murong Shiyu truly looked like a lady, with an indifferent expression on her face, just like a fairy who had just emerged from the world. "In China, we basically have records of people like you, but without you, who are you?"
Chapter completed!
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