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2776. Take a good pose and do it again 7

"Yinnu feels uncomfortable, go to the hospital for examination. The nurse mistakenly gives the pregnant woman's examination form. The nun's reading form is finished, and Yangtian Chang sighed:" This year, even the carrot could not believe it. "Wang Zifu said that the people present laughed

Then, then

"A woman's chest is difficult to marry. When the blind date, the man asked a bun ?? The woman said yes !! The male then agreed with the marriage. On the wedding night, the man ran out of the cave room and shouted:" Oh my wad, Wang Zi buns! "

Zhang Yang said, although he wanted to revenge back. But he was a smart person, and he laughed.

"A farmer traded with J women. The female said bed ¥ on the fifty, twenty on the chair, ten pieces of grass. Farmers throw fifty,*Mr. Xiao Yue said with emotion.

"Of course, the fees are no longer suspicious, and this Yang also laughed with it.

The two ladies are complaining that the buses are crowded today, making them miserable. One said: "I'm really unlucky! I was crowded in the car." One said: "I am unlucky!

I was squeezed and pregnant. "

A man visited the hospital, asking the price of the woman, the female answer: 50 yuan. The man saw it cheap, and the female said: Please pay 100 yuan, the male answer is 50 yuan each.

Yes □□, and also charges in both directions!

The Beijing -Kowloon Railway was opened to traffic, and the farmers along the road were watched. A female guest on the car came to the holiday. After changing the paper, the window was still out of the window.

Can smash the nose bleeding !!

One day, a monk encountered a nun and a pair of couplets: Shanglian: There is no hanging during the day. Xialian: Hanging at night is fine. Horizontal batch: Nothing! Nun's couplet: daytime empty hole. Xialian: Empty in the evening.

There are requests (balls).

My father took his son to take a bath. When the land was very slippery, his son was about to slide his father's genitals so that his father scolded. Fortunately, he came with me. He would like to kill you with you!

Students who stay in the United States to visit their relatives home bragging: American factory technology is advanced, live pigs are sent in, and the sausages are pushed out! The father was very angry when he saw that he was so beautiful.

Living pig!

Woman talks about husband's sexual ability. A: Well, my person is like an electricity fee, once in January. B: My husband is like sending leaflets, and just stuff it.

If you send milk, leave it at the door.

The twins chat in the mother's stomach. The boss said: Dad is good to look at us often. I just do n’t love hygiene.

Walk.

One migrant worker did not go to the hospital for examination. After the doctor's examination, he prescribed a prescription for this person. The migrant worker went to take the medicine to see a roll of hand paper. I puzzled, the doctor said: Do not rub the butt with a cement bag in the future.

The 177th old man and the year of the year, Miss Qing, died of excitement. His family did not accept the lady to the court. The judge asked the forensic doctor to find out the cause.

Two shit shells and chips discussed the welfare lottery, A said: I bought the toilets of 50 miles of squares after winning the award, and eat enough every day! B said: You are too vulgar!

People, eat fresh every day!

After a candle of a bachelor's cave room, the bride held the wall hard and scolded: "Liar, he said he had 30 years of savings, I thought it was money !!"
Chapter completed!
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