[Volume 1] Chapter 2776: Get ready and do it again 7

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"A nun felt unwell and went to the hospital for a check-up. The nurse mistakenly gave her the pregnancy test sheet. After reading the sheet, the nun looked up to the sky and sighed: "I can't even believe in carrots these days." After Wang Zifu finished speaking, everyone present laughed.

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"It was difficult for a girl to marry because she had small breasts. During the blind date, the man asked her if she was as big as a steamed bun? She said yes!! Then the man agreed to the marriage. On the wedding night, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Oh my God, Wangzi's little steamed bun!"

What Zhang Yang said, although Fei Du wanted to take revenge and come back, he was a smart man, so he still laughed in agreement.

"A farmer made a deal with a girl. The girl said: fifty yuan on the bed, twenty yuan on the chair, and ten yuan on the grass. The farmer threw out fifty yuan, and* laughed and said that Mr. J is so charming. The farmer said: "The sentiment is nothing, five times on the grass.

." Of course, seeing Fei Du put aside his past grudges, Zhang Yang also laughed along with him.

Two ladies were complaining that today's buses are crowded and making them miserable. One said: "I'm so unlucky! I was so crowded that I had a miscarriage on the bus." The other said: "I'm so unlucky! I was so unlucky on the bus.

I was so squeezed that I became pregnant.”

A man visited a hotel and asked the woman the price. The woman answered: 50 yuan. The man saw that it was cheap and did it. The woman said: Please pay 100 yuan. The man asked why. The woman answered that it was 50 yuan each for entry and exit. The man said angrily: What the hell are you doing?

Yes, there are charges in both directions!

The Beijing-Kowloon Railway opened to traffic, and farmers along the line watched from the side of the road. A female passenger on the train had her period. After changing the paper, she still went out of the window. The paper stuck to a farmer's face. The farmer took it off and said: **, it's fast! Even the paper is flying.

It can make your nose bleed!!

One day, a monk met a nun and wrote a couplet: The first couplet: Nothing to do during the day. The second couplet: There is nothing to do at night. Horizontal comment: Nothing to do in leisure time! The nun responded to the first couplet: It is empty during the day. The second couplet: The cave is empty at night. Horizontal comment:

Any request (ball) will be answered.

The father took his son to take a bath. The floor was very slippery. When the son was about to slip, he grabbed his father's genitals to keep him from falling. The father scolded him, "It's a lucky thing he came with me. If I come with your mother, I will throw you to death!"

A student studying in the United States came home from a visit to relatives and boasted: The American factory has advanced technology. When live pigs are put in, what comes out is sausage! His father was very angry when he saw that he worshiped foreign countries and said: Your mother and I are more powerful. When I push the sausage in, what comes out is sausage.

Live pig!

A woman talks about her husband’s sexual ability. A: Well, my husband is like the one who collects electricity bills, once a month. B: My husband is like the one who delivers flyers, he just stuffs it and gets away with it. C: You are okay, my mouth is like

The milkman left it at the door and left.

The twins were chatting in their mother's belly. The eldest brother said: Dad is good and often comes to see us. He just doesn't care about hygiene. He spits and leaves. The second brother said: It's better to have the uncle next door. After he spits out, he also uses a bag to collect the phlegm.

Walk.

A migrant worker went to the hospital for a check-up because of constipation. After the examination, the doctor wrote a prescription for the man. When he went to the place where he was getting the medicine, he saw that it was a roll of toilet paper. He was puzzled. The doctor said: Don’t wipe your butt with a cement bag again.

A 70-year-old man had an affair with a young lady and died due to excessive excitement. His family was dissatisfied and took the lady to court. The judge asked a forensic doctor to conduct an autopsy to find out the cause. After the autopsy, the forensic doctor came to the conclusion: I felt so comfortable!

Two dung beetles were discussing the welfare lottery. A said: If I win the jackpot, I will buy all the toilets in a radius of 50 miles and eat enough every day! B said: You are so vulgar! If I win the jackpot, I will be guaranteed a living.

People, eat fresh every day!
Chapter completed!