[Volume 1] Chapter 291: What a rip-off! I was beheaded again 11

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"Haha! I'm laughing so hard. You guys really have some good stuff. Do you have any more?" Chen Ming became addicted to the dirty jokes and continued to ask.

"Yes, yes! I'll tell you right now." Seeing that Chen Ming liked his joke, Gao Chengming's face was full of joy and he quickly continued.

Because of the hot weather, a young monk took a towel and soap and ran to the river to take a bath. Halfway through the bath, he suddenly saw three little village girls walking towards the river. The young monk looked around the river and saw that there was no place to hide.

When an idea came to him, he stood on the stone with a towel and soap and pretended to be a statue. Three little village girls who had never seen the world came to the river to wash clothes.

, I suddenly saw the statue on the stone and felt very curious, especially because there was a strange handle under the statue that I had never seen before. The first little village girl was bolder and pulled the handle with her hands.

As a result, although the little monk resisted and did not dare to move, the towel still fell down. The first little village girl shouted: "It's amazing! Pull it out!"

You can get a towel next time!" The second little village girl said: "Let me try it instead." She also pulled the handle with her hand, but the little monk resisted and did not dare to move, but the soap still fell.

The second little village girl shouted: "It's really amazing! What I got is a piece of soap!" The third little village girl was timid, but when she saw them

They all got the prizes and were a little jealous. So they also pulled the handle of the statue. After the first pull, nothing fell, so they pulled the second time, but nothing fell. So when I got angry, I kept pulling, and kept pulling...

Keep pulling, keep pulling...keep pulling, keep pulling...keep pulling, keep pulling...Finally, the third little village girl shouted: "Look, I got the facial cleanser!"

"Haha!" Chen Ming smiled knowingly and looked at the time. It was already getting late. He looked at Gao Chengming and asked, "Let's do the last one! After listening, I should go back to sleep."

"Okay!" Gao Chengming nodded, and then said: "When I was in primary school, there was a male teacher who spoke very fast. A sentence came out of his mouth without any pause at all! One day, there was a teacher in the class.

A classmate named Zhang Qimao was not in the classroom during class. The teacher walked up to the girl who sat at the same table as Zhang Qimao and asked: "Is Zhang Qimao here?" The girl

Without saying anything, the teacher asked again, "Is Zhang Qimao here?" The girl still didn't say anything. The teacher knocked on the girl's desk and shouted, "I'm asking you! Is Zhang Qimao here?" The girl's face turned red and she lowered her head.

After shaking her head for a while, she hesitated and said: "It's starting to grow hair..."... (It turns out that the girl thought the teacher was asking her if she was growing hair...)
Chapter completed!