3763. Life is like a fart 1
"Help! Help!!"
On the dark street, a very beautiful woman was running in a panic. [! Behind her, a large group of young and Dangerous guys, holding machetes in hand, were following closely. At the same time, everyone's mouth
, all shouting that clichéd line, "Don't run! Stop! Stop! Don't run!"
The beautiful woman was so frightened that she ran quickly. However, her foot failed to live up to expectations and she stepped on a pool of water. Suddenly, she screamed and fell heavily to the ground. She lay on the ground,
He quickly turned around, his pupils dilated, and stared blankly at the group of young and Dangerous boys who were surrounding him with smiles on their faces.
"You...what do you want to do?" The beautiful girl panicked and asked anxiously, covering her chest and skirt.
"Hahaha, what are you doing? Of course I'm going to ravage you, ruin you, xxoo you!" The faces of the young and Dangerous guys said with a look of ecstasy.
"No! My prince will come to save me, he will come to save me." The beautiful girl said in panic.
"Then let him pick up the rest of us! Hahaha, brothers, grab her hands and feet. Today I will take care of this little goblin." One of the yellow hairs laughed evilly and quickly
Pounced forward.
"Click!"
At this moment, a guy wearing a cloth hat and sunglasses next to him shouted loudly. Then, he nodded with satisfaction and said: "Not bad, not bad! Everyone performed very well. The next scene will be
It’s time for the hero to come over and save the beauty.”
After saying that, the guy turned his head again, facing a handsome young man behind him, and said with a respectful smile: "Boss, how are you? Do you think the filming of this scene is okay?"
This young man was none other than our elder brother Chen Ming. He held one hand on his chest and touched his chin with the other. He thought carefully and said, "Zhao Lingda's acting skills are right! However,
I said, director, who wrote this script for you? It’s such shit, will anyone read it if it’s written?”
"Hey, the audience likes this kind of tone! If we can let the heroine take off her clothes and have a bed scene or something, they will be excited to watch it. It's hard for this movie not to be popular!" The director had a wretched look on his face,
He kept rubbing his hands and said with a dazzling smile.
Chen Ming broke out in a cold sweat. This bastard didn't know what kind of relationship he had with the heroine, right? Moreover, he must have a background in filming a...v, right? How could he think of such a shameless scene and plot?
"Come on! Drag him out and face him who is swaying." Chen Ming waved his hand and said lightly. Immediately, several horses from the Xinglong Club strode up, one on the left and the other on the right.
The director went out.
"Ouch, boss! The script is not good, we can change it... Ouch, ouch! If we change it, we can let the heroine directly do a level 3 scene! Ouch, ouch, it really doesn't work, let's use live ammunition... ah!!
"The director really made his debut filming a...v! The more he talks about it, the more inappropriate it is for children. Knowing that Zhao Lingda is Chen Ming's wife, the more he talks about it, the more miserable he gets!
"Chen Ming, what's wrong?" Zhao Lingda came down from the theater and asked Chen Ming curiously: "Is it because my acting skills are not good? Can you please stop being a director?"
Chapter completed!