Chapter 165: Huang Zhongyue fights with a knife
"I said...Chentake!"
Jiang Yizhou looked up at Zhuge Liang, who was the "Take Kaneshiro" card, and said to him in an old tone: "If, ah, I mean...If, if, you and a person who is very important to you want to be together forever, but you have to be far apart and cannot be together, then what should you do?"
Zhuge Liang still had the same expression of beating, and his expression was still shaking the feather fan made of unknown hair. This also made Jiang Yizhou doubt that in the near future, this guy would have the feeling of being frizzy because of his self-righteousness. He deserves to be unlucky!
"Dare you ask General Dehua, is this person separated from your yin and yang?"
Jiang Yizhou glared at his eyes and said quickly: "No, no, no, you misunderstood. It's not that the heavens and man are separated, but it's just that they are in two worlds, two worlds, you know?"
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Zhuge Liang pondered for a moment, nodded and replied, "This... Although Liang is not enough to understand the meaning of the two worlds that General Dehua said, the complexity and simplicity of the world are just a separation of thoughts. Since the two are in love, what does it have to do with each other? Perhaps, you can often go to her world, but it is better for both of them than in one world. What do you think?"
"The two people are in love... often in her world... it's better than being in the same world..."
Jiang Yizhou looked into the distance in a daze, and repeatedly recalled Zhuge Liang's words.
Sudden!
Jiang Yizhou suddenly patted his forehead and started screaming.
"Damn it, Damn Takeshi Kaneshiro, I love you so much! I have been thinking about how to bring her to my world, but I didn't expect that I could come to her world, right! But the little monk was so obsessed with me, hahahaha, Lao Jin, oh, I mean, Lao Zhuge, your mother is so awesome, you are in love, no matter whether he is modern or Three Kingdoms, I'm fine, okay, I'll come often? Hehe, just treat it as a different environment, no one can find evidence of the young master stealing that love, hahahahahaha..."
As soon as he thought of this, the knot that Jiang Yizhou blocked his heart was suddenly opened. With all the connections, Jiang Yizhou was very surprised. It turned out that such a complicated thing could be solved so simply. The so-called confusion among the authorities and the bystanders were clear. Zhuge Liang's words really prevented him from taking many detours.
Jiang Yizhou was happy and hugged Zhuge Liang, who was still in a leisurely manner, and kissed him hard on his old face, which was also fulfilling a dream for thousands of fans of Takeshi Kaneshiro.
"You, you... General, I didn't expect that the general would have the same interests as Long Yang and his habit of breaking his sleeves. This... That general Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide were not sure, but it would be better for him to do this..."
Zhuge Liang spoke without hesitation and took several steps back, almost falling down.
"Hahahaha... Military Advisor Zhuge was joking, okay! Since you have helped me so much, Lao Jiang will also help you to have a three-legged tripod! Come on, let me tell me, how far has the battle been carried out?"
Jiang Yizhou said with a laugh.
Zhuge Liang was still wiping Jiang Yizhou's saliva on his face. Seeing that he suddenly asked about such a secret military situation, he winked at Liu Bei.
Liu Bei had already become a talented figure, so he naturally understood the truth. He immediately dispersed the soldiers, leaving only Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Huang Zhong, and a few strategists. Then, he ordered people to spread a very detailed map on the wall.
"General Dehua is a god. If we can really win this battle, the three-legged tripod will be in a great way! But if this is the case, Xuande is willing to give up the throne and ask General Dehua to take over our Shu Han, unify the country, and save the people from the suffering of life!"
Liu Bei and Liu Xuande waved his sleeves and bowed to Jiang Yizhou in an absolutely neat manner. While speaking, he sobbed. This feeling and scene, even the best director's actor would probably not be able to perform.
"Master!"
"No, lord!"
"Please think twice, lord!"
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Jiang Yizhou naturally knew that Liu Bei could not give up the throne to him. Of course, he was not prepared to have the ambition to unify the country. As an emperor, he would devote himself to his dedication and die. Is it troublesome? Eat, drink, and play well. This is Jiang Yizhou's only goal, so Jiang Yizhou was ready to laugh it off and do a show, and cooperate with Liu Bei's code performance. After all, Liu Bei treats his subordinates very well.
"Lord! He Jiang Yizhou, Jiang Dehua, what kind of virtue can he do? How can he command tens of millions of people? You all say that he is a god, Huang Hansheng, will not buy his account!"
Before Jiang Yizhou could cooperate with the second male lead, an old shout came from several generals, and he forced Jiang Yizhou's words back.
"It turns out that it is the veteran Huang Zhong and Huang Hansheng. Haha, don't be angry with the old general Huang. Jiang has no ambition to get involved in the country at all, and he even thinks it is not that material. Come on, let's talk about military affairs!"
The person who spoke was the one who had never met before, but as soon as they met, Jiang Yizhou naturally understood that this person was the oldest and most powerful general among the Three Kingdoms and Five Tiger Generals, Huang Zhong and Huang Hansheng.
Huang Zhong and Hansheng were not only able to draw a two-stone bow, but his archery skills were also unique in the Three Kingdoms. They not only shot every shot, but also shot every arrow, but also a famous veteran in history. They were brave and resourceful, wise and brave, and often stood alone, as famous as Lian Po, a general of Zhao during the Warring States Period.
Jiang Yizhou naturally understood this historical book and respected Huang Zhong very much, so he was not angry at all.
"Military information belongs to military information, but competitions are always necessary! Is it not that the general thinks that Huang Zhong is old and has no ability to fight? Or does it think that Huang Zhong is not worth mentioning compared to Zi Long, Yun Chang, and Yide?!"
Huang Zhong was obviously very fed by Jiang Yizhou's cold treatment.
"Okay, since General Huang is so elegant, I will listen to it. However, I will compete. Why not give me a lottery ticket? The old general thinks it is good?" Jiang Yizhou had already put down his burden at this time. At the same time, he had new plans for Xiao Qiao, so he was in a good mood and returned to the character of a civilian who was black-hearted and plucked his hair.
Huang Zhong was a straightforward man. He thought that Jiang Yizhou would not agree to his request for a fight before the war, but he just wanted to slash his spirit. However, he did not expect that Jiang Yizhou would easily accept the war and put the battle aside, and compete with him first. At the same time, he also proposed a duel for military generals, which was very popular. In this regard, his dissatisfaction and disdain for Jiang Yizhou suddenly became less.
"Okay! Is it Huang Zhong's innate sword technique, or a magical arrow that penetrates Yang with hundreds of steps, or... it is this ancient treasure bow - 'Bi Luo Huangquan'!"
When Huang Zhong talked about his treasure bow at the end, he paused a little, and subconsciously stroked the tightly wrapped object behind him with a black cloth cover.
"Oh?'Bi Luo Huangquan'?! General Huang, as far as you know, this treasure bow was obtained by you when you were middle-aged. It was an ancient god bow that could shoot three miles! Be good, this thing is definitely a rare treasure!"
Jiang Yizhou was quite familiar with the style of the generals of the Three Kingdoms, and he looked like a greedy cat when he saw a fishy fish.
"Hmph, since the general knows, he must be quite satisfied with Huang Zhong's lottery. What Huang Zhong said is correct?"
When Huang Zhong heard Jiang Yizhou's praise of his divine bow, he felt arrogant and did not deny it. He asked Jiang Yizhou.
"If you can shoot three miles, it is only 1,500 meters. Well, there must be exaggerated elements in it, but if you say that, shooting one thousand meters should be no problem. That is absolutely a good thing... But no matter how good you are, will you have my heavy sniper cow?"
"Barrett xm109: The king of sniper rifles, with a caliber of 25 mm, can strike targets two kilometers away. It is the well-deserved sniper rifle with the largest caliber, the farthest range, and the most powerful in the world."
Jiang Yizhou smiled. Cold weapons are awesome, but they are still awesome but a hot weapons!
"General Huang, this is surprising. A gentleman does not win the favor of others. Not to mention whether I can win this treasure bow, even if I really win, I will not do such a ridiculous thing!" Jiang Yizhou shook his head and said to Huang Zhong.
Huang Zhong frowned, gently stroked his long beard, and said unhappily: "In this way, you look down on Huang Zhong's 'Bi Luo Huangquan', but you don't know what kind of bets to bet on?!"
Jiang Yizhou felt a little happy inside. Knowing that Huang Zhong, the veteran, had really been fooled by himself, he pretended not to hear clearly, stepped forward, plucked his ear, and said, "Ah? What? What? Wooden Lane? What Wooden Lane? What Wooden Lane? What Wooden Lane? What Wooden Lane? What Wooden Lane?"
Monk Huang Zhong Er was confused, but he didn't know what Jiang Yizhou was talking to himself. How could he say that when Mu Ren Lane came to say that, he had to look left and right, and his final gaze fell on Jiang Yizhou.
"Hahahaha...General Jiang, since he wants me, Kong Ming's lifelong essence, then just say it, hahahaha... As a Shu army and a pillar, it's okay to give it to the general!"
Zhuge Liang and Liu Bei smiled and saw that Huang Zhong was a scapegoat. They were actually waved by Jiang Yizhou, and were still in the dark. They smiled helplessly and shook their heads.
"Hehe, Military Advisor Zhuge, Uncle Liu, let me ask you, have you ever thought of the plan to defeat the Wei army?" Jiang Yizhou looked around and said nothing about other things, not mentioning the bet on Murenxiang, but instead talked about the major events that plagued the Shu army.
"Cao Cao of Wei's army was cunning by nature. He actually thought that he would have to tie up nearly a thousand large ships with 111 groups, connected by iron rings and fine ropes, completely abandoning the shortcomings of the northern soldiers who were not familiar with water. In this way, the advantage of our army and Sun Quan of the Eastern Wu in fighting on the water will no longer exist. At this time, Liang was worried about this matter with the Grand Governor Gongjin..."
Zhuge Liang's face became serious and replied seriously, but there was a faint sense of sorrow during his conversation.
Chapter completed!