Chapter 272 Irony Frog
"Okay, I believe you." Xue Yingying drew circles on his chest and said, "Anyway, I married a chicken and followed the chicken, married the dog and followed the dog. In fact, I should go back with you, but my current identity is still a wanted criminal. , can’t go back!”
"Um!"
Xue Yingying refused: "Yeah, yeah, tell me something else besides um!"
"You know I'm not very good at coaxing girls." Qu Yong scratched his head and said, "I'm embarrassed to say those sweet words!"
Xue Yingying shrank slightly and whispered: "I'm not asking you to say sweet words, so just say whatever you want, or you can make it without telling a joke!" [
"What a joke." Qu Yong said: "Last National Day, Bumblebee came and told me a joke. It was quite interesting!"
Xue Yingying spat: "Bumblebee, if he can tell any kind of joke, it must be unserious." "Yeah." Qu Yong said: "He said
Bumblebee was so shocked that he quickly covered her mouth and apologized: "Fourth girl, she, she, actually, I'll go."
In fact, the fourth girl is not old, she has just been in a high position for a long time, has a sense of majesty, and is mature in the cheongsam, so compared to this kind of little girl, she seems to be a bit mature, but it falls within the scope of those who really know how to appreciate women. In her eyes, this was suspected to be another kind of charm. She just said lightly: "What did she say? What is she?"
Bumblebee was anxious and blurted out: "Actually, she is not a human, what she said is not human, she has never told the truth!"
The fourth girl frowned slightly and said, "What are you talking about!"
Bumblebee didn't know what he was talking about. His legs were trembling now. He didn't understand why the fourth girl actually came to check the room when he took the girl out to check the room. She was not a police officer, nor was she the girl's parent. Why? He wanted to do this, but he didn’t understand. He still tried his best to use his brain and said: "Actually"
"Actually what!" The fourth girl seemed to be very interested in the cold sweat on Bumblebee's forehead, and said with a mocking smile: "I want to see what you say today. If you can justify it, I will give it to you. If you can't justify a business deal, I'll make you stuck." She said the word "stuck" and looked at Bumblebee's little brother. The latter crossed his legs and nodded desperately: " Okay, okay, actually she is an sarcastic elf!"
"oh!"
Bumblebee's mind changed, and he had already taken the plan to heart, saying: "We went out to play in the dormitory a while ago, but it was only Fatty and I. Brother Xiaoyong and the boss both went out to make a fortune."
The fourth girl said: "Don't delay, let's talk about the important points." She seemed to be in a good mood today, and she was playing tricks with Bumblebee. To be precise, she seemed to be watching Bumblebee's ability to adapt and how well he could open his mouth.
Bumblebee confidently said: "We went out to Qiandao Lake to play. One time, I was washing my hands by the lake. At this time, a female frog jumped over me. She said to me: "I won't step on dog poop, I won't step on dog poop." Then she went on. I jumped away. The fat man was eating at the time, so he didn’t know. I also wondered why the frog could talk. Because of the materialistic education I received since childhood, I cared about it, so I washed my hands and went to find the fat man. Who knows, I only took a few steps. I stepped on a piece of dog poop on the road, and I was stunned because there were no dogs nearby!"
Seeing that what he said was serious, the fourth girl nodded to continue.
Bumblebee was encouraged, and his confidence soared. He showed off his powerful ability to bullshit and said: "The next morning I went there again to find the frog, and it said to me again: "The United States will not fight Syria, the United States will not fight
Syria." I laughed. Unexpectedly, watching the news at night, Obama actually announced an attack on Syria. At that time, I was completely stupid. Everything the frog said was the opposite. At that time, I decided to do it.
catch that frog, then
I got rich from then on, so that night I went to the lake and waited until dawn. It came out of the water again and said to me: "Thailand Youth Team 1 to 7 National Football Team." This sentence is not seven to one.
, I didn’t believe such a disparity in the score, so I went to the outside and bet a hundred yuan with the mentality of giving it a try, and the prediction came true again. This is an odds of seven times, so I believe it.
He’s a magical little sarcastic frog!”
The fourth girl seemed to listen with great interest and asked: "You are talking about the little frog, what does it have to do with this girl!"
The bumblebee slapped his thigh and shouted: "It's a big deal. After I believed in its magic, I decided to invite it back. I convinced myself that it was the only one, and then it said it had seen a human hotel, so I didn't say anything.
Without saying anything, I took her to this hotel, opened a room, put her on the bed and said, "Magical little frog, please tell me how I can make a fortune." The little frog said, "No.
Kiss me." Without saying a word, I immediately kissed it on the forehead. I thought that the frog suddenly turned into a very beautiful little girl in front of me. She said that she had been bewitched and thanked me for saving her.
Chapter completed!