Chapter 68 The Song of the Dick(1/2)
"One only knows about eating, the other only knows about women, and the two losers." Boss Cao also rushed over, hugged Qu Yong, leaned into his ear and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "How is your health?
?”
Qu Yong patted Boss Cao on the back and said that everything was fine, "I've been away from school for so many days?"
"fine."
After hearing Boss Cao say it was okay, Qu Yong finally felt relieved.
"Brother Xiaoyong!" Bumblebee hugged him for a while, jumped two steps away, tugged on his big pants, and said: "Let's see if your IQ has made a qualitative leap since you went to Xinjiang. Please listen to the question?"
"Stop playing." Qu Yong waved his hand and said, "I don't understand your weird words. By the way, how is the girl you helped me find?"
"Shit." Bumblebee suddenly said like a deflated rubber ball: "My experience has been drained a lot, and I am now a level 12 hottie. But as for the girl, I didn't find out the range.
It’s too vague.”
"Really?" Qu Yong took out the painting from his backpack and said, "I have a painting here, take a look, is there anything that matches?"
"Painting? Let me go, this background is simply a goddess, the terminator of diaosi." Bumblebee has been wandering around the big D bar every day recently. He has already opened his mouth and shut up like a diaosi. He has gone far on this road. He opened the door carefully.
The painting was hung on the white wall in front of him, he held his chin and looked left and right.
Seeing how intently he looked, Qu Yong asked, "How's it going? Is there anyone who is right?"
Bumblebee sighed heavily and said: "Looking at the goddess with this level of rating, she is like a nine-point girl. I can't help but want to sing a song. It's so wet."
"Stop making trouble." Qu Yong pushed him, pointed to the woman's birthmark on the portrait, and said, "Look carefully, have you ever seen such a birthmark?"
"No." Bumblebee said simply this time: "This birthmark is very unique. The six-petal plum blossom is half in full bloom. It has a feeling of eagerness and shame. If I see it once, I will definitely be impressed."
"Okay then." Qu Yong reluctantly tried to put the portrait away, "Wait a minute! I can't hold it anymore." Bumblebee stopped Qu Yong.
"Go to the toilet if you can't hold it in anymore?"
"No, I am a poet, so I must recite it!" Bumble Bee begged: "Just let me recite it once."
Qu Yong said: "Oh."
"Thank you." Bumble Bee jumped onto the stool, found a book and rolled it up into a microphone, and said affectionately: "What I bring to you next is "To the Goddess"."
"I asked
Have you got a meal yet/
you say/
Um/
I said with a smile/
Yeah every time/
you say
hehe/
I said pretending to be angry/
No haha/
you say/
I went to take a shower/
I saw your avatar turned gray/
I think/
You must be shy/"
"What kind of poem is this?" When Bumblebee chanted to the third sentence, everyone walked away. Fatty and Boss Cao greeted each other and went to play war3. Recently, after Boss Cao came back from Hainan, for some reason he never stopped playing.
I got into CS, and instead played Blizzard’s competitive game War3 every day.
"By the way, boss?" Qu Yong thought of Uncle Cheng's honeysuckle, and asked Boss Cao: "Does your family accept honeysuckle?"
"Honeysuckle?" Boss Cao said without hesitation: "That thing is too cheap, and it is Chinese medicine. We don't make it at home."
"Oh." Qu Yong also thought of this result, and said, "Then I'll see for myself."
"What's wrong? You have honeysuckle to sell?"
"Yes." Qu Yong told Uncle Cheng's family what happened, and finally said: "Anyway, there is still time. It will take some time for Uncle Cheng's honeysuckle to dry."
Boss Cao said "Oh" and suddenly said: "Brother Xiaoyong, can you go up to the rooftop and enjoy some fresh air?"
Qu Yong knew that "go up to the rooftop and enjoy the breeze" meant that he had something to say to himself alone. He nodded and said, "Okay."
After seeing them go out, Bumblebee said to the fat man with a suspicious look on his face: "Tell me, are these two people having sex, always going to the rooftop to have fun?"
The late autumn wind no longer carries the heat. Time passes quickly or slowly. It turns out that more than half of this semester has passed.
"Time flies so fast!" Boss Cao walked to the rooftop and faced the tall buildings in the distance, raising his arms and shouting.
"yes."
Boss Cao said: "Brother Xiaoyong, have you completely recovered from your illness? How are you doing?"
"It's completely healed." Qu Yong had not told anyone about Lao Dao. He prevaricated: "I went back and met the old man, and he enlightened me. It was a blessing in disguise that I made a breakthrough."
Boss Cao was not surprised by this result. He continued talking to himself and said: "Brother Xiaoyong, the fourth girl called me five times during this period. Each time she asked about you in a secretive way. I heard that you were not here.
She seems quite disappointed about the news."
"Oh." For the fourth girl, Qu Yong can't tell what kind of feelings he has now. He still hopes that he can stay away from this changeable woman, but he still retains a nostalgia deep in his heart. What's more, the old man wants to find out now
Regarding the Dragon and Tiger Club, without the help of the fourth girl, Qu Yong would not be able to find any information at all.
"You..." Boss Cao let out a long sigh, took out a cigarette, and buried himself in the smoke.
"Ahem..." Qu Yong choked on the second-hand smoke and said, "Where is Xue Yingying? How is she?"
Boss Cao said: "What else can I do? I have been sentenced to twenty years in Fengling Women's Prison in Quzhou."
Qu Yong murmured: "I didn't rush to see her in court."
"Maybe she doesn't want to see you at all, at least she doesn't want to see you when she's in the most embarrassing state." Boss Cao also said quietly: "It's better not to see you than not to meet."
Qu Yong looked at the familiar yet unfamiliar rooftop, and his heart began to throb inexplicably. All the scenes of that day appeared in front of his eyes, just like yesterday, "She... doesn't know how she was living there?"
"Let's go visit him in two days."
"I thought so too."
"Let's not talk about this anymore." Boss Cao patted Qu Yong's shoulder hard and said, "What are your plans next?"
"What are your plans?" Qu Yong said confused: "Go back to the old days and study."
"Do you think it's possible?" Boss Cao felt a bit bitter on the tip of his tongue, "poof", and then said: "After so many things, are you willing to be ordinary again?"
"How can there be so many things?" Qu Yong smiled and said, "I can't live like I used to, so how can I live?"
"Really?" Boss Cao suddenly smiled strangely and said, "I forgot to tell you, but someone you never expected is here."
"Who?"
"You should be able to see him tomorrow." Boss Cao smiled ambiguously at Qu Yong, who was full of questions.
"So mysterious?"
"Haha..." Boss Cao touched his stomach and said, "I'm hungry, go down and get something to eat."
"I'll bring it to you. I have to go out to eat anyway."
When Qu Yong came back with three portions of meat and two vegetables, the three people in the dormitory were playing War3 in black and white. The map was Gollwood, which was a very old 6-player map. When Qu Yong came back,
They happened to be knocked down by a wave of team battles, and as soon as the fat man threw the mouse, he rushed towards his favorite chicken drumsticks.
Bumblebee and Boss Cao also rushed over with green lights in their eyes, "Brother Xiaoyong, eating takeout every day in your absence these days is really killing me, right?"
"The takeout is only delivered downstairs?" Qu Yong asked: "Aren't you also going downstairs?"
"You don't understand this." Bumblebee held the white box and said, "We use Three Kingdoms to draw cards. Whoever has the lower card will go down and get takeout."
"You are too lazy."
"Damn, there's a problem here." The fat man was chewing on the chicken drumsticks while browsing the school forum. Unexpectedly, a god posted a question: "My girlfriend takes off her makeup every night, and when I wake up in the morning, I'm like
If you don’t recognize her, she’s not my girlfriend at all?”
Someone replied below: "Today's cosmetics are terrible. Removing makeup is no different from Zhou Xun's skin peeling."
Another person replied: "I guess you should be happy. You can sleep with other people's girlfriends. If I had been secretly happy, I would have been happy."
Below is a series of "The Great God Upstairs."
The fat man couldn't help but feel lonely and shouted: "Young men, what should we return to?"
Boss Cao said coldly: "What does it matter if you put some makeup on your face? If you ask him to see it clearly, can you be sure that it is the girl's girlfriend?"
"I'll go, boss, you are so evil, I like it." Fatty Pangpang quickly replied with a short typing on the keyboard, and then clicked on another post: "Masters from all walks of life, I love my girlfriend very much, she has
She has advantages, but she also has disadvantages that are intolerable to me. Is there any way to make her have only advantages and no disadvantages?"
To be continued...