Chapter 269(1/2)
Hearing this, Zhou Kun couldn't take a breath, rolled his eyes, and fainted completely. When the woman saw this, she became even more panicked.
"Xiao Kunkun! Wake up! What's wrong with you? Ugh..." The woman screamed and cried loudly. A handful of snot and tears could not help but wipe onto Zhou Kun's clothes.
Ji Yun and others were even more stunned when they saw this scene.
This, this is such a bold and informal woman!
Seeing the woman's performance, no one dared to speak for a while, and the atmosphere became depressing. Suddenly, the whole camp was filled with the woman's cries, which were even worse than the howl of a wolf...[
I don’t know how long the woman cried. Gradually, the crying became smaller and smaller until it disappeared. However, Zhou Kun was still in a daze.
"Xiao Kunkun is still unconscious. Please help me find a way to wake him up!" At this time, the woman thought of Ji Yun and others, and said in a semi-command tone.
Still in coma? Is it that serious? I just fainted for a while.
The woman's words made Ji Yun and others feel exaggerated. Moreover, deep down in their hearts, they all felt deeply that the reason why Zhou Kun was unconscious was all caused by this woman. It could also be said that he was frightened and fainted by this woman. Then...
Should they help wake up Zhou Kun?
Looking at the strong woman with a nervous face, Ji Yun and others looked at each other. Then, everyone showed a knowing smile and made a decision unanimously.
Alas! This woman looks so pitiful, so help her!
Ji Tao, Ji Wu and Yu Chen gave Ji Yun an encouraging look, and Ji Yun spoke on their behalf.
"Um...it's not difficult to revive him. It depends on whether you are willing to do it or not." Ji Yun pretended to be deep in thought and said with some hesitation.
"Do you have a way? Then tell me quickly!" The woman heard the meaning of Ji Yun's words and immediately said anxiously. As for the real meaning of Ji Yun's words, she was blind to it.
"I just said, it's not difficult to wake him up, I just don't know if you are willing to do it." Ji Yun couldn't help but repeat, he really doubted whether this woman understood what he said!
"I understand, tell me how to do it quickly!" the woman urged urgently.
"Just understand." Ji Yun felt relieved, and then said: "The reason why your little Kunkun fainted was entirely due to shortness of breath and heart attack. If you want to revive him, you can only break up the blood accumulated in his chest.
Turbid Qi, only in this way can he truly wake up."
When Ji Yun said this, the expression on his face was so serious that Ji Wu and others almost believed it. However, this was indeed a good idea, but it was Zhou Kun who suffered again.
"Then, what should I do?" The woman didn't quite understand. What does it mean to disperse the turbid air accumulated in Xiao Kunkun's chest? How to disperse it?
"Hit him! Beat him hard! Until he wakes up!" Ji Yun saw that the woman couldn't understand what he said more elegantly, so he had to speak more informally.
"Isn't it just to beat him? Why didn't you tell me earlier! Why are you talking so much nonsense!" The woman heard that the real method was so simple, and she blamed Ji Yun with some dissatisfaction.
When Ji Yun heard this, he was very angry. However, considering that Zhou Kun was about to be domestically raped, he did not care about this rude woman, otherwise, his style would be lowered.
"Although it is said to be a beating, the beating must be done with skill. Otherwise, beating him blindly may make him more seriously injured." At this time, Yu Chen couldn't help but remind him, laughing secretly in his heart.
Problem King.
"Huh? Then tell me how to wake him up?" The woman looked like she was being taught and asked without shame.[
"When you hit someone, you have to hit the fleshy parts of the body, such as the buttocks, etc. However, your little Kunkun has turbid air in his chest, so you only need to hit him in three places on his body." Yu Chen said with a smile.
"Which three places?" Upon hearing this, the woman became more energetic and listened more seriously.
"One is the face, one is the chest, and the other is naturally his butt! If you hit each of these three places a hundred times, I guarantee that he will wake up alive and kicking." Yu Chen promised.
After listening to his words, Ji Yun and the others deeply felt that they and others were still too kind. Look, where is the real ruthless person? Let alone hit one hundred times in each of the three places, even if they only hit one place
, even if he hits a hundred times, Zhou Kun will wake up, right?
"Really? What if he can't wake up?" The woman was still a little uneasy. It could also be said that she was too nervous about Zhou Kun.
"If he can't wake up, just keep beating him." Leng Ruoxue reminded with a faint smile. In her heart, she couldn't help but mourn for Zhou Kun for three seconds. Poor guy, he was so unconscious at the wrong time. This time
Okay, I'm about to be beaten awake again, eh! Look at that woman's iron palm. If Zhou Kun was slapped hundreds of times, I don't know if Zhou Kun could bear it.
However, Leng Ruoxue's worries were obviously unnecessary, because the woman had already started fighting.
I saw her palms flying together, attacking Zhou Kun's face that was swollen like a pig's head from left to right, "Pah! Pah!" In the blink of an eye, dozens of blows had been struck...
Not only did the woman have strong hands, but she was also faster. Therefore, before Leng Ruoxue and others could react, Zhou Kun had already received a hundred blows on his face.
Then, the woman launched an attack on Zhou Kun's chest.
With a sound of 'Hiss!', Zhou Kun's tattered clothes were torn apart, and then, the sound of 'Pah!' sounded again...
After the hundred blows on the chest were finished, Zhou Kun showed no sign of waking up. Suddenly, the woman became anxious and quickly took off Zhou Kun's pants and continued to hit Zhou Kun's butt...
In fact, how could Zhou Kun not wake up after being beaten so much? However, this woman beat people too fast. Therefore, after Zhou Kun woke up from the pain, he didn't even have time to speak before he was knocked unconscious by the woman again.
With this happening over and over again, it was not easy for Zhou Kun to really wake up.
Seeing the woman's flowing and overwhelming movements, Leng Ruoxue and others were deeply impressed by her. Did you see? This is the real husband among women, more manly than men!
While Leng Ruoxue and others were sighing, the hundred spanks on the buttocks were quickly finished, but Zhou Kun was not only injured more seriously, but also seemed to have lost his breath, and his breathing became extremely weak.
Seeing this, the woman burst into tears again.
When she cried, Leng Ruoxue and others had a headache. This guy could definitely rival Meng Jiangnu's ability to cry down the Great Wall. I don't know if she would flood this special space. If that happened, I don't know if they would.
Then he was implicated.
"Don't cry." After receiving the looks given to her by Yu Chen and others, Leng Ruoxuenai persuaded, alas! Those cunning guys actually gave themselves the heavy responsibility of coaxing this woman. To be honest, she
I feel completely incompetent because this woman doesn't seem to like her very much!
"I'm crying, I don't want you to worry about it." The woman was crying while wiping her nose and tears, and a long length of transparent silk thread was pulled out. Suddenly, Leng Ruoxue and others felt nauseated.
Is this, is this still a woman? No wonder no man has fallen in love with her so far, Ji Yun and others secretly felt dissatisfied in their hearts.
After hearing what the woman said, Leng Ruoxue sighed helplessly and said, "You can't solve the problem even if you keep crying! How about you try artificial respiration?"
"What is artificial respiration?" The woman raised her face, which was crying like a cat, and asked in confusion. This word was so unfamiliar. She had never heard of the latest chapter of The Prince of Mistaken Pressure: Lai Shang's Agent Lady.[
"Well! It's a method of first aid. It's very simple. Just breathe through mouth to mouth." Leng Ruoxue explained simply.
"What? Mouth to mouth? This, how can this work! She's not married yet! No! This absolutely won't work! I want to give my first kiss to my beloved," the woman said.
As she spoke, she became shy, but paired with her big pie-like face, this shyness seemed a bit scary.
"You want to get married?" Ji Yun was surprised when he heard this.
Leng Ruoxue, on the other hand, shut her mouth knowingly, eh! She had poor communication with that woman, so she should leave it to Ji Yun!
"Of course I want to get married. Don't all women have to get married?" The woman didn't quite understand what Ji Yun meant and asked in confusion.
"Women should indeed get married, but you are not an ordinary woman! You are a great woman who will build a harem in the future. How can you be like an ordinary woman and be satisfied just thinking about marrying a beloved man? I feel sorry for you
You're not worth it! No way! You must never wrong yourself like this." Ji Yun said with a face full of indignation.
"That's true! But no man likes me! So far, I have never even held a man's hand." The woman said with a resentful look.
"If they don't like you, it's because they have no vision. Moreover, you are the head of the family, so as long as you like them, it is enough. They all have to obey you. If anyone disobeys, you will serve them according to the family law. That way
Once they come, they won't dare to resist." Ji Yun came up with an idea, and when he heard his idea, Leng Ruoxue and others' foreheads were all covered with black lines.
This Ji Yun is clearly afraid that the world will not be in chaos!
"You, what you said seems to make sense, so what should I do?" the woman asked innocently, looking at Ji Yun with a much gentler look.
"Do you like him?" Ji Yun pointed at Zhou Kun who was held in the woman's arms and asked pretending to be curious.
"Of course I do, he is my idol! I also want him to teach me how to chase men." The woman said with a longing look on her face. While speaking, her whole person showed a confused expression, as if she was wandering away from the world.
generally.
"Then you have to let him stay with you. Let me tell you the truth, this guy's ability to chase women is unparalleled in the world. As long as it's a woman, there's no one he can't seduce. If you have him by your side,
If I make suggestions for you, the day when your harem will be realized will not be far away." Ji Yun said with a cautious look.
"Really? What should I do to keep him by my side?" The woman had no idea and had to continue asking Ji Yun.
"It's easy, just make him yours, eh! Let's start with mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration! This is the best start, you have to work hard!" Ji Yun clenched his fists and encouraged
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"But, I'm a little scared!" The woman lowered her head, feeling ashamed again.
"What are you afraid of? Be brave, use the same courage you had when you first met us, and kiss us with all your heart as soon as you close your eyes." Ji Yun said, somewhat hating that iron cannot become steel.
"Then, what if after I finish kissing him, he wakes up and refuses to acknowledge the debt?" The woman was still worried. After all, this was her first intimate contact with a strange man.
"He dares not to admit his debt? We have so many witnesses to testify for you! You are doing this to save him, so if he dares not to admit his debt, we will sue the world and make him a god.
He is a heartless man, an ungrateful villain, let's see what he will do when the time comes!" Ji Yun gritted his teeth and said, in fact, he really thought so in his heart, hehe! As long as he thought of Zhou Kun waking up and knowing that he had... he felt...
So cool!
"Is this feasible?" The woman hesitated after listening to Ji Yun's words.
"I think it's feasible." Yu Chen nodded after receiving Ji Yun's look.
"Yeah! This plan is absolutely feasible!" Ji Wu and Ji Tao also suppressed their smiles and said, they could already foresee Zhou Kun's miserable days in the future. Read the full text of Different World Xuanmen.
"Then you have to bear witness for me. In order to save him, I sacrificed a lot." The woman reminded her one last time before speaking.
"Don't worry! We are all on your side." Ji Yun and others assured in unison.
After receiving Ji Yun's assurance, the woman closed her eyes, and with all her strength, she gnawed at Zhou Kun's sausage mouth...
I don’t know how long it took, but the woman still hadn’t finished eating, but Zhou Kun slowly woke up.
To be continued...