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Oh hehehe! This is too comedy. You can even travel through time after fainting during menstruation. This author is so good at breaking up. Oh hehehehe!

Not funny at all, I, Jin Mier. It's the legendary unlucky guy. That's right. I've always wanted to travel through time, but it's not in this case! I'm going to bring a dozen chocolates, gaming consoles, laptops, my favorite shampoos, conditioners, and - but now, look at what treasures are in my bag! - a phone without electricity, a notepad, some snacks, and a lot of sanitary napkins and miscellaneous items.

Three days ago, my sisters and I went shopping in the mall and changed into a sanitary napkin in the toilet. Suddenly, I saw the darkness in front of me and came here when I opened my eyes. At first glance, the whole thing was a primeval forest. Who was so hateful to pack it here when I fainted? After three days of trekking through mountains and rivers, just when I was about to die, I met a person, to be precise, a man in ancient costume. He looked at me without moving, and there was an unconcealed surprise in his eyes.

I shouted: "Brother! It's time now, what kind of play is there? It's important to save people. I can't do it anymore if I haven't seen the beauty?" My eyes darkened again.

When you open your eyes, you will see the white veil flying all over the sky. This style is too weird!

"You're awake." An extremely dull voice seemed to have not spoken for a long time.

"You saved me?" It was the man in ancient costume. He was still wearing the white long gown today. After looking at me, he didn't say anything, turned around and left. What kind of world is this? What kind of monster is this!

"I'm talking to you!" I raised my voice,

"I'm the only one here." It's still so unfamiliar as if it's been used for a long time.

"Brother, can you take the liberty to ask a question?" I smiled flatteringly.

"explain"

"Uh! Are you filming?" At the same time, pay attention to his expression.

"I don't understand what you are talking about."

It's over, it's over. It seems that I've really traveled through time.

"I'm not the big brother, this year," he said seriously and calculated, "I should be sixty-three."

"You are lying! You are still sixty-three! In my opinion, thirty-six is ​​still the same." This girl didn't believe it at all.

"Gu—" a sound of abdomen sounded.

"Is there anything to eat?" I asked weakly.

"No."

"What, why can't there be no? Do you don't eat anything?" I was very angry.

The old guy nodded and said seriously: "I haven't eaten for more than thirty years, and I only rely on some honey and wild fruits to fill my stomach."

"No! Do you think you are Xiaolongnu!"

Ya, I am really unlucky. People can meet the true emperor through time and live a happy life of food and clothing. Why did I meet a taciturn old monster when I got here, and I was dragging my sick body to make a fire to cook.

"Cough cough cough cough cough!" After a while of fire, I realized that I didn't seem to know how to cook, hehehehehe!

"Grandpa, you should give me honey and fruit! I don't seem to be able to cook."

I clearly saw the old guy's young face beating faintly. I just didn't know if it was because of "grandfather" or because of my latecomer. Hehe! I'm sorry to the audience, but they really can't cook!

After resting for a few days, I hurried to leave. There was nothing else, but I was afraid that I would have the desire to die if I went on like this. I have figured it out, isn’t it just a time travel? I don’t believe that I, a medical college student in modern society, cannot deal with a group of ancient people. The conclusion is that, Jin Mier, I will start my new life in this unknown ancient times. Continue to move towards my only goal in life, money, money, money, money, for the sake of money, money!
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