Introduction: You poke a huge hole, and I can find a huge piece of cloth to sew it up! This official is very capable! No, this happened in Ligong County on a certain day of a certain year and a certain month.

A jaw-dropping thing... Xiao Hu and his party sat in a comfortable Mercedes and drove quickly towards Ligong County. The purpose of their trip was to inspect the county's application for a provincial-level civilized health city. Introduction: You stabbed one

If there is a huge hole, I can find a huge piece of cloth to sew it up! This official is very capable! No, on a certain day of a certain year, something shocking happened in Ligong County

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Xiao Hu and his party sat in a comfortable Mercedes-Benz and drove quickly towards Ligong County. The purpose of their trip was to inspect and accept the county's declaration as a provincial-level civilized health city.

When Xiao Hu's unit, called the Civilized City Creation Office, was first assigned, Xiao Hu's heart felt cold. On his first day at work, the director, Lao Jia, patted him on the shoulder and said: "Young man, do your job well, don't look down on us as inconspicuous people."

Our unit has a small number of officials but a lot of oil and gas. You will slowly understand the secret of this!"

As expected, the city's economy has developed rapidly in the past few years. All the counties, cities and functional departments under the city strive to create a more civilized unit atmosphere. The small civilized city creation office is crowded with people who come to submit application materials.

There is an endless stream of requests for inspection and acceptance. Of course, the operation of this can only be understood and cannot be explained. Therefore, they decided to set this inspection and acceptance at a good time when crabs, shrimps, fat, and the grains are ripe and the fruits are abundant.

Along the way, Lao Jia warned everyone: "Everyone must not take this inspection and acceptance lightly. Ligong County is applying for county-to-city changes. This acceptance of the provincial civilized city is very important to them. We must let them pass.

We can’t let them get through too easily, do you understand?”

As soon as the car entered Ligong County, they were greeted by large welcome slogans. The streets were decorated with lights and colorful flowers, and the high-rise buildings on both sides were decorated. They walked around Ligong County, and the streets were orderly, clean and hygienic.

, it can be seen that Ligong County is fully prepared for inspection

The car drove into the county hotel at dusk. The secretary of the county party committee, the county magistrate and the main leaders of the four major families were waiting in line in front of the hotel. The grandness and high standard of the welcome ceremony were rare and could not be seen in the provincial civilized city of Ligong County.

They are determined to win the title

As soon as Xiao Hu and the others got out of the car, they were crowded into the banquet hall and drank and drank. After they had had enough wine and food, the county leaders invited the female announcers and female reporters from the county TV station to sing and dance with them. After everyone left, Lao Jia half pushed him to the ground.

Of course they didn't go to the sauna when they took Xiaohu. We can't say that if the leader went to Xiaoyao, you also went to Xiaoyao. Moreover, they had to prepare for tomorrow's inspection.

Ligong County has made arrangements. Several "noodle trucks" were parked in the courtyard of the hotel. Each truck has been loaded with quicklime. Xiao Hu and his colleagues took the county staff and began to split up.

After getting on the bus, he went straight to the back streets of Ligong County. He knew that there was a food street in Ligong County, which was usually the messiest.

Xiao Hu came to the back street. Most of the shops on the back street were closed, and there were almost no pedestrians on the road. He ordered the accompanying staff to scatter seeds along the street at the foot of the wall, beside the flower bed, and in nooks and crannies, where rats frequently move.

meter wide lime

Don't underestimate this ordinary lime. It is a magic weapon to test the civilized and hygienic conditions of a city. As long as you sprinkle a piece of it in a place where mice often hang out at night, get up the next morning and count the footprints left by the mice.

You can calculate the density of rats per square kilometer in this place. Other inspection items, such as city appearance and street order, can be temporarily raided. This is the only one that is the most difficult to pass. After all, rats are not domesticated livestock and you cannot trap them.

, can’t be shut down, it will come out as soon as it’s late at night

But this tried-and-tested method failed when Ligong County applied for municipal-level civilized sanitation city acceptance last year. Last year, Xiao Hu was also responsible for the health inspection of this street. After spreading lime according to the inspection requirements, he and his colleagues were arrested

The county escort took him out for a midnight snack and waited until six o'clock the next morning. When he got up and checked, Xiao Hu and his colleagues were shocked. The lime that had been sprinkled the night before was still there intact, just like

The inaccessible snowfield in Northeast China has not a single footprint.

Xiao Hu was quite puzzled. Even Manhattan in the United States and Singapore, the Garden City of the World, have rats. No matter how good the sanitation is in your small Ligong County, it is impossible not to have even one rat! At that time, a colleague joked

Said: "The rats in Li Gong are so civilized. They come to check and don't go out!"

But doubts are doubts, jokes are jokes, and you have no leverage against the other party, so you have to admit it, and Ligong County was rated as a municipal-level civilized and sanitary city as expected. This time, before leaving, Lao Jia summoned Xiao Hu alone.

, asking him to keep an eye out and see what kind of tricks Ligong County is playing.

After Xiao Hu finished spreading the lime, he went to have a midnight snack with his comrades in the county as usual, and returned home drunk as before. But as soon as he returned to the hotel, he sobered up and took a hot bath.

The TV volume was turned down to the lowest level and he watched a few episodes of soap operas. At four o'clock in the morning, he pulled the city TV reporter in the room from his bed and said to him: "There is a news that can cause a sensation and make you famous overnight.

Do you want to take a picture?" Of course, the reporter woke up with a start.

Xiao Hu and the reporter were walking on the street, and unexpectedly discovered that Mo Daojun was walking early, and the cross street in front of the early pedestrians was bustling with people. He saw a group of people pulling tied people to a large Dongfeng truck.

Throwing it up! Xiao Hu thought there was a big case in Ligong County at night and the Public Security Bureau was arresting criminal gangs.

Xiao Hu and the reporter were walking on the street, and unexpectedly discovered that Mo Daojun was walking early, and the cross street in front of the early pedestrians was bustling with people. He saw a group of people pulling tied people to a large Dongfeng truck.

Throw it up! Xiao Hu thought that there was a big case in Ligong County at night and the Public Security Bureau was arresting criminal gangs. But when he took a closer look, it turned out that it was the heavily armed urban management law enforcement officers who were sleeping on the street corner.

Beggars and tramps are loading into the car

Only then did Xiao Hu understand that no wonder when he came to inspect last year, there was not a single beggar on the street that was an eyesore. It turned out that they had been sent away the night before. The well-informed TV reporter raised his thumb and said repeatedly: "Gao

! It’s really high, and if you take the heat accurately, if you send it early, other places will send it back twice as much. When it’s time to check, the streets are full of beggars. If you send it out at this time, even if they want to send it back, it’s too late!

After saying that, the reporter picked up the camera and was about to take a picture. Xiao Hu pulled him and whispered: "Be hidden, don't let them find out."

Like thieves, Xiao Hu and the reporter tiptoed to the back street. They were shocked to see hundreds of dustpans on the long street covering the pieces of lime that Xiao Hu had scattered yesterday.

It’s so tight that we haven’t had time to uncover it yet! What’s even more shocking is that groups of mice use the dustpan as a stage to show off their talents, jumping up and down like they’re singing a big show!

Xiao Hu was angry and funny. He never thought that Ligong County would use such a strange trick. It was so clever! Not to mention mice, chickens, pigs, dogs, and even people walking on the dustpan would not leave any footprints.

Xiao Hu couldn't help but sigh and said: "No wonder the rats in Ligong County are so civilized!"

Soon, the whereabouts of Xiao Hu and the others were discovered by people from Ligong County. In the blink of an eye, the dustpans all over the street were picked up until not a single one was left. Xiao Hu quickly said to the reporter: "Hurry up and give me the tape you just recorded.

, otherwise, when they find out, they will come to confiscate it. You quickly put on a new tape and pretend to take some pictures. "Xiao Hu is really good at knowing things. After a while, several police-looking people came forward, don't they?

Knowing that they had the same identity, he confiscated the tape that the reporter had just put into the machine.

When we returned to the hotel, it was already daybreak. Xiao Hu went straight into Lao Jia's room and reported the situation to him truthfully. When Lao Jia heard this, he cheered repeatedly and said happily: "I finally caught the fox's tail. This time, I caught the fox's tail."

We can't let them go easily, it all depends on their performance now." He repeatedly warned Xiao Hu, "Don't make it public, this is no joke!"

The news spread so fast. Xiao Hu just walked out of Lao Jia's room. The county party secretary and county magistrate of Ligong County had already arrived in the hotel lobby. This young county party secretary was born to be an official. When he saw Xiao Hu

He came out, walked up as if nothing had happened, put his arms around Xiao Hu's shoulders, called him brother, and greeted him. Then, he returned the tape he had just collected to Xiao Hu and said: "My subordinates are not sensible. Wait a minute, I will tell you."

Please apologize properly!"

At this moment, Lao Jia came out of the room with a dark face, holding in his hand the gift that the staff had given him just now - a set of Melya suits worth thousands of dollars. He said to the county party secretary: "Secretary, do this.

, that’s not good!” As he said that, he put the gift on the table next to him, turned around and looked at the livid-faced county party secretary and smiled, “How about we hold a small meeting first to sum up the total, some

Things can be discussed." After saying that, he called Xiao Hu and went back to his room. Xiao Hu followed him. Lao Jia closed the door and said angrily: "They are sending beggars away!"

After breakfast, the meeting was held in the small conference room on the third floor of the hotel. Not long after, Lao Jia called Xiao Hu and said with a dark face: "Xiao Hu, just tell everyone what you saw this morning.

Let’s report it to all the leaders.”

Xiao Hu said in surprise: "There is nothing wrong, everything is normal."

Jia said angrily: "I asked you to tell me what you saw at about four o'clock this morning."

Xiao Hu glanced at the county party secretary and said: "I went to the street for a spot check at four o'clock in the morning. The results were still the same as last year. There was not a single mouse footprint on the lime. It seems..."

"Take out the videotape and play it," Lao Jia interrupted Xiao Hu angrily.

Xiao Hu said "Oh", quickly took out the video tape from his pocket, and stuffed it into a DVD next to him. The TV in the conference room showed this picture: On both sides of the street were blocks of one meter wide lime, with lime on top.

, just like the snow that just fell, very clean, without a single mouse footprint on it...

Old Jia Meng was so angry that he could not close his mouth for a long time.

At this time, the secretary of the county party committee folded up the documents and walked out, saying to Lao Jia: "If you have any requests, can you make them? How could you do it like this?" After saying that, he walked away without looking back.

Just like singing an opera, one piece after another is more exciting than the last. As soon as Lao Jia returned, he received a call from the municipal party committee. At this time, the county party secretary folded up the documents and walked out, saying to Lao Jia: "What do you have?"

You can make requests, how can you do it like this?" After saying that, he left without looking back.

What happened next was like an opera, one piece after another, each more exciting than the last. As soon as Lao Jia returned, he received a notice from the Organization Department of the Municipal Party Committee that in view of his physical illness, he was not suitable to continue working and had to retire early.

Ligong County's provincial-level civilized health city was well deserved, and the grand blueprint of transforming the county into a city was realized. Due to his outstanding political achievements, the young county party secretary was promoted to the city and became the deputy mayor in charge of urban construction.

What Xiao Hu didn't expect was that when he was still dreaming about his career, he was suddenly "promoted" by the organization to the position of deputy director of the Municipal Environmental Sanitation Office, mainly responsible for the urban rat eradication work.

One day, the new deputy mayor came to the sanitation station to inspect the work. He saw Xiao Hu outside distributing rat poison to the old men and aunts on the street. He pointed at Xiao Hu and said to the director of the sanitation station: "This person cannot be reused. This is
Chapter completed!