"Bang!" Luo Yan's distorted face turned into shock in an instant, and his head hit the table hard, which made Yinpan tremble. He stood up and said angrily: "Can you think more normally?

I’m not interested in you, Master!”

"Phew!" Cen Zijin was teased to the point where he leaned forward and backward, and after a long while he rubbed his belly and groaned, "Oh, I can't do it anymore! You're so funny! Okay, okay, just don't drive me away, don't laugh, don't laugh...

…Hahaha……"

Luo Yan was speechless, holding his forehead in pain and looking at a certain hilarious girl...

When checking out and going out, Cen Zijin was still having fun, but someone was already numb.

"Hey, little brother, I see that your hall has been dark recently, and you must be in trouble! Old man, let me give you a fortune, how about giving you a great fortune?" Just as he left the store, a Taoist priest wearing dirty clothes appeared.

, the wretched old man with gray and disheveled hair and a grin full of big yellow teeth held a compass and rushed to Luo Yan at a magical speed, saying mysteriously

Luo Yan glanced at them sadly, thinking to himself, does he look easy to deceive?

"Oh, great young master, I praise you! Please allow me to recite a song for you - Chenghui ten big coins, thank you!" At this time, a tall and thin man with waist-length hair, handsome but handsome

A restless young man with a nervous temperament also came over shaking his Confucian shirt.

"Hey! Old drunkard, we agreed, this belongs to my client!" The Taoist priest was so anxious that he stretched his neck in protest, and a lock of hair that was stuck in the wooden hairpin was shaken so hard that it fell off.

"Oh, my dear old bastard, please allow me to praise you - if you don't make any more fucking money, we will starve to death!" In the first half of the sentence, the young man still looked noble and compassionate, but in the second half of the sentence,

It can be said to be vicious.

Luo Yan shook his head, sideways avoiding them, and was about to go down the steps. At this moment, a sinister voice sounded behind him: "When blood covers the earth, and when black spreads across the sky, the chosen son of God follows God's decree.

Destiny..." Luo Yan stopped suddenly, looked back suddenly, and his voice stopped abruptly. The two lunatics were still arguing, while Cen Zijin was happy to watch the fun... There was nothing unusual! He looked at this, then that, and even

I asked Abu in my soul, but there was no clue!

"Hey, little brother! Tell a fortune, it's very effective!" Perhaps the two lunatics have reached some kind of agreement. The old Taoist priest held the compass and came over with a smile on his face. His sparse beard was curled up and up, looking terrible.

is ridiculous

Luo Yan took a deep look at him, then suddenly smiled, threw ten big coins to him, nodded slightly and said, "Then there will be Taoist Priest Lao."

"Hey, do you really think so?" Cen Zijin pulled him hard, put his feet up and whispered in his ear, "These two are liars at first sight!"

Luo Yan secretly waved his hand to her, signaling her not to speak yet. Instead, he looked at the two lunatics who were grabbing money with a smile: "You two, can we start now?"

"Okay, okay, right away!" The old Taoist priest packed up the copper in a hurry, patted the robe on his shoulder uneasily, and then asked Luo Yan's birth date with a smile, and then his expression turned solemn.

, turning the compass in his mouth.

"Hey, look, another fool has been deceived!" At this time, a circle of people gathered nearby, pointing at the four people.

"Hey, these two liars who are just messing around! Not long ago, the Marquis in the city invited them to see Feng Shui, but the two of them insisted that there was something wrong with the gods they worshiped, and they were beaten out in the end!"

"Hey, foreigners are easy to bully!"

…

Listening to these discussions, Cen Zijin couldn't stand it anymore. He quietly tugged at the corner of Luo Yan's clothes and whispered: "Let's go! If you believe this, I will introduce you to someone later. I promise to be better than him!"

Luo Yan shook his head slightly, his eyes still staring at the two liars for a moment. The voices they spoke just now were so weird. At that time, he clearly felt a chill rising from his back along his spine. But these two people were talking again.

It doesn't hurt to act... so that he has to be on guard, be careful, and double-check.

A full quarter of an hour passed, and the old Taoist priest was still mumbling. Now not only Cen Zijin wanted to curse, but even the fake poet couldn't stand it anymore. He pushed him and whispered: "Hey, how about it? If not, just fool him.

…”

"Bah!" the old Taoist priest glared at him and said fiercely, "Don't insult my divination skills!" Then he looked at Luo Yan with a smile on his face, "Is this young master going east?"

"Oh?" Luo Yan looked at him with raised eyebrows, but didn't answer.

The old Taoist priest caressed his beard and sighed: "It's not good, it's not good! If you go east, it will be very bad! There will be a bloody disaster! The old Taoist advises the young master, Angelica will come back!"

Luo Yan looked at him in surprise, then said with a smile: "But what if I must go? Please ask the Taoist priest to show me the way."

"Don't say it, don't say it!" The old Taoist priest shook his head. He really looked like a master from this world - he just had the four words "just tell me when you give me money" written on his forehead.

Luo Yan held a dime of silver and handed it over, looking at him with a smile.

The old Taoist priest accepted the money politely, wiped his hands, rubbed the compass for a while, and mysteriously raised his finger to the sky.

Luo Yan looked up and thought, are you asking me to ask my father for help? Is this veteran still somewhat capable?

After politely thanking him, Luo Yan asked Cen Zijin to move on. At this time, a conversation between two "experts" came from behind, which made him stagger!

"Hey, old liar! Didn't you say that heaven's secrets must not be leaked, otherwise you will be punished by heaven?" The young man shouted impatiently at the old Taoist priest.

"Did I leak it?" The old Taoist priest looked at him sideways, stretched out his finger again, and smiled wretchedly, "This not only represents asking for help from heaven, but also represents that there is someone who can help him, and it also represents...

…”

"Everything is possible!" the two liars shouted in unison, and then laughed!

Luo Yan wiped his sweat speechlessly, "Okay, I shouldn't believe that there are so many masters in this world!"

"Now that you have money, what should you do?" Seeing that Luo Yan had left the city, the young man turned around and asked the old Taoist priest excitedly

The old Taoist priest chirped with a big gaping mouth and smiled strangely: "How about the beef restaurant? The old wine there is good!"

"I want another plate of peanuts!" the young man smiled triumphantly.

"good!"

At midnight, the two swindlers came out of the tavern with their arms around each other, smelling of alcohol. Then, whoever it was, stumbled, and they both fell down. They didn't get up immediately, and they just lay down in the middle of the road.

Sing loudly - this is called real singing on the long street!

"You two irresponsible scoundrels are messing around! Why are you arguing in the middle of the night? It scared my one-month-old daughter to tears! What are you looking at? You haven't seen me sinking fish and falling wild goose Sai Shi!"

To the sound of singing, an aunty woman wearing an apron, her breasts as big as her waist, and her fleshy face rushed out holding a big spoon and roared loudly.

The young man looked at the forty or fifty-year-old aunt, smacked his lips, and whispered to the old Taoist priest: "Her husband seems to have not been home for two years? Daughter? Just one month old?"

The old Taoist priest turned over and sat up, sighed, touched his beloved compass and said worriedly: "Old drunkard, you should think about what we will do with our food tomorrow! We don't have much money left to cheat that boy today."

"Old liar, why are you confused? We finally met a little brother who is so easy to deceive, how can we be so disrespectful to his IQ? If you don't take it, you will be punished by God! Ahaha..." The young man looked up to the sky and laughed.
Chapter completed!