123 Time: Ancient times (can’t remember which dynasty, maybe the Northern Song Dynasty!) Location: Houya, Kaifeng Prefecture, Henan

In summer, noon is just passing, the sun is shining brightly, and the originally vibrant vegetation becomes dejected due to the heat.

After working hard all morning, Liao Yunfei lay on the soft and comfortable Simmons bed and took a nap. In his sleep, a sweet smile appeared on the corner of Liao Yunfei's mouth. It seemed that he was having an erotic dream.

"Report--" A sound like a slaughtering pig came from outside the house, and it sounded like a harsh sound like nails scratching on the glass.

To Liao Yunfei, this sound was like a thunderbolt. He suddenly woke up from a good dream and kept chanting: "Beauty! Beauty! Where is the beauty?"

At this time, a yamen official came in, it was Liu Menghun. Liu Menghun clasped his hands in his fists and said, "I would like to inform you, Mr. Liao, that there is a girl outside the yamen who is beating a drum to complain."

Liao Yunfei said sternly: "I didn't expect that I would have a case just after taking office. I must perform well and leave a good impression on the people."

But he secretly rejoiced: "She is a woman. Could it be that her dream has come true?"

Liao Yunfei said to Liu Menghun, "Xiaohun! What does the drummer look like?"

Liu Mengwan said: "My face is so pretty, and my eyes are so sparkling - why do you ask me, sir?"

Liao Yunfei defended himself: "As an official of the common people, is it because Liao Qingtian is known to everyone as being able to understand every wronged person in detail?"

Liu Menghun praised repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes! It's exactly what you said!"

Human farts make people uncomfortable, but flattery makes people feel super happy. Liao Yunfei said with a smile on his face: "Then let's go out and hold a meeting!"

Liu Menghun stared at Liao Yunfei for a long time, and Liao Yunfei said in confusion: "What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like this idiot?"

Liu Menghun said: "Sir, disembowelment is also called dissection. You don't know how to..."

As Liu Menghun said this, he couldn't help but glance at Liao Yunfei, and found that Liao Yunfei's face was full of anger, his eyebrows stood up, and he wanted to eat Liu Menghun alive.

When Liu Menghun knew that he had accidentally touched Huwei, he immediately felt frightened and couldn't say what he said next.

The scary thing about a person is not only the anger on the outside, but the insidiousness inside. He knew that Liao Yunfei was gifted three guillotines by the emperor Laoer: the dragon-head guillotine, the tiger-head guillotine, and the dog-head guillotine. These three guillotines had to be cut first and then played.

The effect is to kill the emperor's relatives at the top and ordinary people at the bottom.

It is said that these three guillotines were obtained from the emperor by Liao Yunfei using the provocation method. As early as when Liao Yunfei was appointed as the prefect of Hangzhou, he heard that he used these three guillotines to kill many dissidents who he thought were an eyesore.

Thinking of this, Liu Menghun was even more frightened. The big beads of sweat on his forehead fell down, as if he had just been caught in a heavy rain. His legs went weak and he knelt down on the ground. Note: The big beads of sweat refer to mung beans, not mung beans.

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Look at Liao Yunfei who has raised his arms high. Depending on the situation, Liu Menghun must be given a golden light. But Liu Menghun did not see Venus or Mars, only white silk floating towards him.

The flying clouds in front of me are gently wiping the sweat on Liu Menghun's forehead.

Liao Yunfei muttered to himself: "What happened just now? My eyelids jumped so hard that I almost couldn't open my eyes."

It turns out that when Liu Mengwan saw Liao Yunfei staring and raising his eyebrows, it was because he was trying hard to open his twitching eyelids.

Liu Menghun said: "Just now, I just spoke openly. I offended the adults. Thank you for not forgetting the past."

Liao Yunfei smiled and said: "Isn't it just that little thing? Get up!"

By the end of the conversation, Liu Mengwen was already moved to tears. He even wiped his tears with Liao Yunfei's official robe and even blew his nose.

Liao Yunfei immediately turned from sunny to overcast, and he was furious. He slapped Liu Menghun's head several times and said sternly: "You... what are you doing?"

Liu Menghun suddenly realized that he had lost his composure. He was so frightened that he was trembling all over and said: "Big, big, big, big, little guy, I didn't do it on purpose."

Liao Yunfei was furious and shouted: "Someone is coming! Someone is coming quickly!"

After finishing speaking, two guards came in from outside the door and said: "Zhang Chong, Zhao Mao, please see Mr. Liao. What are your orders?"

Liao Yunfei was filled with anger: "Pull this person down immediately!"

Liu Menghun repeatedly begged for mercy: "Sir, have mercy on me! Have mercy on me, my lord!"

Zhang Chong and Zhao Mao took Liu Mengwan and waited for Liao Yunfei to make the final decision: "Sir, do you really want it?"

Liao Yunfei was annoyed when he heard Liu Mengwen's voice, and waved his hands repeatedly: "Pull it down immediately!"

Zhang Chong and Zhao Maoli immediately took Liu Menghun to the ground, looking at his potential to take him down and execute him on the spot.

But when the two of them were walking halfway, they heard Liao Yunfei add, "Wash your hands!"

Only then did Liu Menghun's tight heart finally relax. It turned out that Mr. Liu was escorting him to wash his hands, not to behead him.

Such a surprise, mixed with joy and sorrow, made Liu Menghun faint.

Liao Yunfei sighed: "Oh, Xiaohun, I didn't pay attention to personal hygiene, I fainted!"

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, Liao Yunfei changed his outfit all his life and sat in the lobby of Kaifeng Mansion where the mirror hung high.

Everyone in the hall is serious, so the hall looks particularly solemn and solemn.

Liao Yunfei said in a loud voice: "Those who cry out their grievances by beating drums will go to the palace." After saying this, everyone in the audience exclaimed "Huh?"
Chapter completed!