Chapter 0003
After a while, when Yang Xiaochuan returned home with a wooden medicine box, he for no reason saw Aunt Caihua in the village sitting on the threshold in front of his main hall.
Aunt Caihua suddenly saw Yang Xiaochuan coming back, and she immediately showed a strange charming smile: "You damn Xiaochuan, where have you gone? Aunt has been sitting here waiting for you for most of the day!"
Seeing Aunt Caihua like this, Yang Xiaochuan immediately frowned and said, "That... Aunt Caihua, why are you feeling uncomfortable?"
Aunt Caihua smiled shamelessly and said, "What else is there to feel uncomfortable? Isn't itchy on my aunt's place? It's so itchy on your aunt! Come on, hurry up, open the door quickly, go in and help me see what's wrong with my aunt's place? Why is it so itchy?"
When he heard this, Yang Xiaochuan's cheeks turned red, but he frowned in a very depressed state. While opening the copper lock on the wooden door of the main hall, he replied: "That... Aunt Caihua, if you itch there, you don't have to look at it. I'll prescribe some medicine for you directly. You can go back and boil water and wash it."
But Aunt Caihua hurriedly said, "Aren't you just like this last time? Didn't you just prescribe some medicine and ask your aunt to go back and boil water and wash it? Isn't this... it's not good? It's still itchy, right? So you'd better help your aunt to see what's going on?"
Yang Xiaochuan pushed open the wooden door of the main hall with a loud bang and replied: "Aunt Caihua, if this is the case, I can't stop your itch. You'd better go to the town hospital to have a look."
"Well! You guy, don't you, don't you want to go to the town hospital? You just want to treat it here, right?"
"But I really can't cure your itch!"
"Oh! Aunt said you can do it! Actually, it's quite simple!" As he said that, Aunt Caihua grabbed Yang Xiaochuan's arm, "Come on, come on, go to your house, just help me take a look!"
Yang Xiaochuan frowned: "Aunt Caihua, don't be anxious? You have to wait for me to put down the medical box, right?"
"Chengchengcheng, then you should hurry up! Auntie is so itchy that she can't stand it anymore!"
Yang Xiaochuan turned around and walked to the black wooden table in the main hall, put the wooden medicine box on his back, then turned his head to Aunt Caihua and said, "Aunt Caihua, look, there's really no need to look at it. I'll help you take your pulse. You said that it didn't stop the itch last time, maybe it was because I didn't have the right medicine, right?"
This time, he thought to himself, "Isn't your cauliflower aunt's rotten Xipi itchy?" This time, I will open some peppercorns and mountain spicy food and let you take it back to boil water and wash it, so that you can live your old age. You will never itch again, right?"
But I didn't know that Aunt Caihua turned over and pulled him by the arm again, and wanted to pull him into his inner room: "Oh, what kind of pulse should you take? You are such a melon baby, why are you helping Aunt? Aunt is not afraid of being shy. You said you are a big guy or a doctor, why are you afraid of being shy? Besides, are you real wood or fake wood? Aunt's itchy place is not something that can be relieved by medicine, do you understand?"
Yang Xiaochuan was helpless and frowned. It was not that he didn't want to help her relieve itching, but that he really didn't have that appetite!
Think about it, Aunt Caihua is big and thick, and looks the same big everywhere, and has a smell of body odor on her body. If a man still has that appetite and can still get hard, that would be really admirable.
Seeing that she was about to pull and pull like this, Yang Xiaochuan was a little anxious. He suddenly shook his arms and shook her hand away: "I said, Aunt Caihua, can you not do this?"
Suddenly seeing his boy like this, he was anxious. Aunt Caihua couldn't help but be stunned: "Oh? Why are you pretending to be gentle? Aunt gave you tofu, but you didn't eat it. Why are you pretending to be big-headed garlic? Don't think you climbed the wall of the village chief's house and peeked at Shen Yufen taking a bath. I don't know! Why are you pretending to be? Are you willing to climb the wall and peek at Shen Yufen taking a bath, and not eat the tofu that Aunt gave her to her?"
After hearing Aunt Caihua said all these words, Yang Xiaochuan frowned again, and couldn't help but say: "This tofu and tofu... are they different? "
"What's the difference? Aunt is not a woman? She has Shen Yufen, but Aunt doesn't? She has Shen Yufen, just a little whiter skin and a better-looking face. Apart from this, what's different after taking off her pants? Can she still grow flowers in Shen Yufen?"
After hearing this, Yang Xiaochuan frowned helplessly, and then he was too lazy to talk about this mess with her. He changed the subject: "Okay, Aunt Caihua, if you want to see a doctor, don't just put it here? No matter what, I, Yang Xiaochuan, is it still a big guy who has not married a wife? So what kind of stubbornness is this? People are talking about it. How can I, Yang Xiaochuan, marry a wife in the future?"
"Yoyo! How is it more orthodox?" Aunt Caihua couldn't help but sarcastic, "Look at you, melon baby. You thought you would read a few more years, so you would just put your words in front of your aunt, right? Tell you, Yang Xiaochuan, don't pretend to be serious in front of your aunt, don't you bury your aunt! Just you, I won't mention the matter of peeking at Shen Yufen taking a bath! You said, just last year when the eldest son of the Li family got married, didn't you lie behind the window and eavesdrop on the movements of the bridal chamber in the middle of the night? In the woods at the entrance of the village, didn't you pee at Liu Meili? Just you snatching at the front of your aunt and pretending to be serious?"
I heard Aunt Caihua scolding her, and our Doctor Xiaochuan's face finally got a little confused, and it turned into a burst of embarrassing red...
In fact, he is not a very serious thing.
Yang Xiaochuan has done a lot of things like climbing the walls, lying on the windows, lying on the woods, etc.
So pretending to be serious in front of Aunt Caihua is really a bit disgraceful.
But he is also targeted, and he doesn't even peek at it if he's a woman.
As he said himself, is tofu different from tofu good?
So even if it comes to the door, Yang Xiaochuan will not have that appetite.
But now that Aunt Caihua is pestering him like this, he really doesn’t know what to do?
After a while, he had no choice but to say, "Whether I peek or eavesdrop, that's my business, your Aunt Caihua doesn't care! As of now, if you really see a doctor, then you can see a doctor. If you didn't see a doctor intently, then you can ask him back! You're okay, I have something to do!"
"Oh?" Aunt Caihua felt like she couldn't understand him. "You guys are really installed? Are you really not going to toast or not? Why do you really want your aunt to be tough?"
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