() "Haha, monkey, you're back. Last night I had a dream that Guanyin Bodhisattva asked me to date. She smiled and said, "Little Tang Tang, do you know, one of the disciples you just accepted is amazing. In the past, smashing, looting and burning in the sky, the Jade Emperor sent many martial arts but did not catch him. In the end, we could only rely on our Jing God leader, Tathagata, who came out of the mountain, to bring him to justice and sentenced him to five hundred years of imprisonment. Who do you think this suffering is?" Siemens smiled.

Hearing this, the monkey's face lengthened, put his hands on his pants pockets, looked at Siemens with his head tilted, and signaled him to continue.

"When I heard this, I felt a little hopped in my heart. How could I cover such a big devil? I was anxious!"

"Then what?"

"Mistress Guanyin obviously saw my thoughts. She patted my shoulder and said, "Don't worry, as long as you follow the Tathagata's organization wholeheartedly, the organization will naturally take into account your difficulties-"

"Hmph, the abominable Guanyin actually made my old grandson's romantic deeds so ugly. I was so angry that she was so angry. How did she plan to punish me?" The monkey took out the golden cudgel and waved it like a scattered flower.

"She said, I'm going to install a metal hoop on your head. This hoop has a powerful GPS system. With it, the management of the Tathagata organization can know the movements of your Fengsao monkey at any time." Siemens stood up and packed his luggage to set off.

"I'm going, is it because Tathagata is not boundless in magic power, but because he relies on this "Chicken Far Four" system to track my whereabouts. After saying this, I really want to meet him again!" The monkey said proudly.

"Don't worry, it's just a dream, it's a dream, not a reality. This is not called "Chicken Far, Four" system, it can accept secret words from the outside world, and then send out powerful electromagnetic waves to disturb your mind, make you irritable, and then achieve irrepressible migraines, and finally have to obey my orders."

"Haha, okay, I'm not afraid of challenges. I'm going to send a message to Guanyin thousands of miles. She's ready to come!" The monkey was jumping around and very happy.

"Don't make noise, there is a girl coming over in front. Pay attention to your temperament and don't make the score evenly!" Siemens said, tying the booster that was about to fall.

"Oh, it's a braided girl, she looks very pure!" Lao Sha held her hands in front and squeezed out his sensational breast hair as much as possible.

"Miss, you are going wherever you come from!" Siemens asked.

"Are you the monk in the temple? I think I am Prime Minister Turtle, I am not a turtle, I come from the river!" The girl braided pulled the clothes on her chest, lowered the collar, and Siemens was sitting on the white dragon horse, seeing the two oval peaks clearly and clearly.

"Do you can't find your way home? It doesn't matter, we not only have profound magic but also compassionate, and take it as our responsibility to save all living beings. "If you have difficulties, find a monk" is already the purpose of today's society--"

"It seems like 'If you have difficulties, look for the Women's Federation'?" Bajie's girl talked a lot.

"You don't have to worry about men's affairs, go there! Why are there so much nonsense! People talk, pigs don't interrupt." Siemens immediately changed his face and turned his head to the girl with braids: "We can catch bad people, and then just have a meal or a beauty's reward, and leave after the whole thing, and never stop for a long time - what is the name of this beautiful donor?"

"My name is Shangguan Wan'er. If I'm a bad person, how do you plan to arrest me?"

"Oh, you are a demon. If you are here to fuck me, the code is 1. If you are here to fuck monkey, the code is 2. If you are here to fuck Laosha, the code is 3. If you are here to fuck girls, the code is 4. If you are here to fuck the white dragon horse and like to fuck beasts, just squat down. If you are here to eat me, the code is 110!"

"What if there are?" The girl with braids opened her eyes wide and looked at Siemens' eyes staring at her collar.

"It's all, so domineering! I've never seen such a heavy-tasted banshee jing. But if I catch you, the little demon jing, I don't have to do it myself. Just let my disciples do it. Wukong, you become a male inflatable doll, lie in the grass at night, seducing the perverted female semantic. When he comes to steal you, you will become a chain to lock her hands and feet, and then wait for me to come and clean up the mess!"

"Ah?!" A woman opened her mouth in a surprised "o" shape.

"Isn't it cruel? Goku, wouldn't you change seventy-two times? Isn't it difficult to turn into an inflatable doll and an iron buckle?"

"No problem." Wukong seemed to be very interested in this glorious mission.

"Hate, I won't play with you anymore. Someone from the sky is coming, I'm leaving!" After saying that, the braid turned into a ray of blue smoke and dissipated.

"Monkey, with this technique, even if you turn a hundred iron buckles, you can't lock her?" Siemens asked in shock.

"No, you are wrong. I just need to change one, I just need to lock her heart!"

"What a wise man!" Siemens gave a thumbs up.

"A woman went and another girl came. What a beautiful girl from Journey to the West!" Siemens said with a tsk, "No, this person came from the sky, maybe who is the sacred person?"

"The idiot is the legendary Guanyin girl!" said Bajie.

"Nani!?" Siemens was stunned.

Although she is Guanyin, she is also a beauty and a woman. At this moment, Siemens' unscrupulous eyes could only stare at the girl floating in the air, which was like a lotus floating in the air, staring at the slowly rising and falling mist blooming gorgeously, and her eyes could no longer close. The girl had a brighter and brighter light than the sunset when it was approaching dusk.

The temples on both sides were wavy curls that made the man's mind rippling. They walked around his slender neck very gracefully and put them on her tall and plump breasts without bias.

The Guanyin girl has pure and beautiful eyes. Under her beautiful temperament, the slight joking smile in her eyes has not dissipated since she saw Siemens. She seemed to be quite satisfied with Siemens's handsome appearance.

The charming smile of the Guanyin girl, like a goddess, was like a flawless face. After paired with a set of royal sister-level outfits, Siemens will inevitably have random thoughts.

"Damn, I'm tempted!" Siemens swallowed secretly and whispered.

Of course, only Siemens pays attention to the Guanyin girl so much. The three disciples on one side, Bajie is looking in the mirror, the monkey is looking at the sunset with great affection, the old sand is sleeping, and the white dragon horse is grazing diligently.

After seeing such a seductive Guanyin girl, Siemens pretended to be calm and went up to ask, "What's the point of being here for me? Do you want to come and have a few laps?"

After seeing the performance of the evil disciples around Siemens, the unrespected Guanyin girl had a very serious expression and a hint of anger on her face.

"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a handsome guy?" the monkey said disdainfully.

"Haha, Wukong, you have finally been willing to talk to me for five hundred years. Since you made a big fuss about the Heavenly Palace, you have ignored me, right, right?" The Guanyin girl fell to the ground and walked over.

"Hahaha, I said Guanyin, you're doing too badly, where did you go to the bottle of flowers?"

It turned out that her flower arrangement bottle was accidentally broken by her. Now she has changed into a stainless steel spittoon and held it in her hand to raise two dogtail grass inside.

After hearing this, the others couldn't help laughing. Even the White Dragon Horse was eating grass while exhaling and laughing.

"Don't laugh!" The Guanyin girl cursed sternly, "This month, you have been lazy! A month has passed and you are still here, and you have not made any progress at all. What I cannot tolerate most is that you are actually teasing the good girl (Gao Cuilan) in Siemens!"

"We are so unfair! We were injured before, I was constipated!" said Siemens.

"My feet hurt-"

"I'm sore--"

"I'm out of tune-"

"I-I-" Bailongma looked at the angry god se of the Guanyin girl, and stopped.

"Oh, Xiaobai, what's wrong with you? Just say, what are you afraid of? Are you a man?" the monkey cursed.

"The heaven is above, I-I, the little white dragon, have never teased the good girl!" After saying that, the white dragon horse half-kneeled down.

"Don't be quibbling! Taibai Jinxing and everyone told me, you still want to hide it from me!" said the Guanyin girl.

"Damn it! Taibai Jinxing was born specifically for making small reports. This sao guy! He really has a trick to complain. When I catch him, I have to use a rake connection to sew her mouth up!" The senior brother cursed.

"The mouth below is also sewn, so she is lonely forever, and she doesn't even give her a chance to comfort herself!" Siemens cursed.

"I want to punish you. After the vote of the Western Olympic Committee, I decided to punish you for not eating or defecating for three days!" The Guanyin girl said with a serious expression.

"I'll go, so cruel!"

"Damn, it's so poisonous!"

"Your sister, you're bad enough!"

"Damn it, it's so despicable, no one is dying!" We protested, and Siemens said on behalf of the bad disciples.

"The protest is ineffective. You can't be lazy and fishy anymore. I will send someone to monitor you." After saying that, the Guanyin girl twisted her butt and left.

"Oh, you can stop eating, but being lazy is a must!" The little white dragon god was confused.

"Well, you can't be lazy, but you can't stop eating!" The girl Bajie's expression was dull.

"Hmph, it's not bad to not give me food, it's really a flaw if I don't give me shit!" The monkey looked at the sunset and looked frightened.

"No food! Alas! There is nothing we can do about this. In order to avoid defecation, we all drank some porridge and went to bed at night. And the anti-pornography and anti-illegal medicine has been very powerful recently. Take it easy, don't let the banshee jing say, "The bed is too shocking!" Siemens taught the three bad disciples earnestly.

"Look, Guanyin is here again!" said Bai Longma.

"Yaya, why haven't this woman left yet? I'm annoyed when I see her!" the monkey said angrily.

"Sanzang, I will give you this thing to help you subdue those stubborn bad disciples!" The Guanyin girl took out a golden hairband.

"What is this?" Siemens asked with his head down, and he found that the hairband was actually made of 24k pure gold.

I thought to myself how precious this thing is, wouldn’t it be a pity to give it to the monkey? I will wear it for every monster I encounter. The effect is even more powerful than ** medicine!" Siemens laughed.

"Hehe, I can't laugh anymore, but she didn't realize that I was not Tang Monk. It's so humble. Is she Guanyin?" Siemens looked at the Guanyin girl who was smiling and walking in cat steps, and was surprised.

"The spell is: love you for ten thousand years!"

Siemens felt numb all over her body because the Guanyin girl sniffed in her ears and said to herself: I love you for ten thousand years!
Chapter completed!