() While going to urinate, Siemens ran frantically to the door. His pants fell down along the way and he lifted them up at least three times. I don’t know if the beauty saw him. It was so embarrassing!

"What's the next stop?" Siemens asked. The impression of Journey to the West was completely different from what he had personally experienced.

"I don't know!" said the monkey in front.

"Ask Lao Sha, didn't he say we are almost at Liusha River?" Bajie said.

"Don't mention Liusha River, it seduce my memories——"

"——"

"Forget it, just take it one step at a time, and let the year pass." Siemens sighed as he watched the moonlight gradually fall.

"What is it in heaven and on earth that I am the only one?" asked Siemens.

"Monkey!" said Wukong.

"It has to be a pig!" Sister Bajie roared proudly.

"It's all wrong, it's me." Siemens said. "When Grandmaster Tathagata was born, he pointed one finger to the sky and the other to the earth. This is what he said."

"What? Tathagata's mother-in-law said it was you?" Bajie asked in surprise.

"No! What Buddha said is: It's me." Siemens replied.

"That's Buddha?" Lao Sha said.

"It's not Buddha, it's me." Siemens looked very serious.

"Is it you?" Bajie asked.

"Is it me!"

"Is it you?"

"It's - it's not me, how many times have I told you!"

"Then you can remove the word "yes". I thought you were possessed by a monster. You were so arrogant that I almost gave you a pork chop!" Sister Bajie wiped her sweat.

"Ignore him, this monk is probably sick." Sun Wukong said.

"You still don't understand, it's Buddha, it's you, it's me." Siemens said.

"And - it's a pig!"

"Is it a pig? That's it, another one went crazy." The monkey said angrily, "Luckily I wasn't here when Tathagata was born. If I had been here at that time, I would have beaten him to death with one stick to prevent this bald man from talking nonsense.

Annoying!”

Bajie suddenly shouted: "Where is Lao Sha? Master Lao Sha is missing!"

So the two of them stared at Siemens who talked the most, but Siemens yawned and fell asleep immediately.

"You are carrying the load... I am holding the horse... You are exploring the road... I am sleeping..."

Soon we arrived at Laosha.

"Shi Lao Sha, have you returned to Liusha River? You have been there for so long?" Siemens said, "In order to wait for you along the way, I have already rejected the invitations of several beautiful elves."

"Just go back to sleep and dream your dreams," Lao Sha said.

"Lao Sha is getting ready to get home. Naturally, I will go back and see if my wife has been abducted!" Xiao Bailong said with a long horse face.

"Oh, let me go, the world is so cold, even horses can curse people? Hey, horses can also cry!" Lao Sha said dissatisfied.

"You are cheating for personal gain... I have been traveling day and night without stopping for a moment. I only hope to rush back and see my little wife! You should hurry up and stop being lazy one by one!" Xiao Bai Longhan said

I couldn't speak anymore with tears in my eyes.

"Even if you are a thousand-mile horse, you can't catch up with a woman's loneliness. Why are you bothering? Are you there when a woman is lonely? It's no big deal to just leave!" Siemens on the horse educates everyone on the relationship.

He can be their master.

"Women are representatives of loyalty, just like I believe in Zixia!" Monkey looked at the sky affectionately.

Bajie shouted: "Huh, when a woman is lonely, her heart will leave if you are not there. You cannot keep a woman. Monkey, you will probably meet a female monkey somewhere on the road. Why don't you live a happy life like this?"

Now, I, an old pig, am going to meet a piglet and look for my happy life!"

"You have nothing else in your head every day, either a male seductress or a pig!" Bai Longma expressed serious criticism and correction to Bajie's thought.

"What's going on in your little pony-faced head every day? You're willing to let a bald man ride on you, just fuck him!" Bajie cursed with a mouthful of phlegm.

"Zhu Bajie, you bastard, you - you know that I was punished as a white dragon horse because I refused to be an official in the heaven. It's not like I thought, what can I do if a bald man treats me like a horse and rides me?!"

"Don't be like this, don't be like this, your Dragon King will be sad if he sees you scolding a pig like this." Siemens comforted.

Hearing this, Xiao Bailong was very aggrieved and burst into tears again.

Sister Bajie realized her mistake. It was undeserved for the brothers to fight each other, so she sighed, went up and patted Xiao Bailong's butt: "Just cry out. It's not a sin for a horse to cry."

"Wow wow - Sister Bajie, please don't be like this. I'll be scared if you suddenly become gentle. Don't flatter me..."

"Oh, I think back then, I, the old pig, used to be gentle. It's a pity that the Jade Emperor doesn't understand the charm..."

"Wow, wow, hahaha -" Xiao Bailong suddenly burst into laughter with tears in his eyes, "Sister Pig was also gentle - haha."

Sister Bajie herself also laughed: "Isn't this joke from Sister Zhu funny? This is my special joke from Sister Zhu. No monkey, horse or human can hold back laughing——"

The monkey in front was always thinking about Zixia. At this time, he still looked up affectionately. The sky was a black shadow with no moon, stars, and no sunset.

"You should all go deep, you can't help but talk about emotional matters!" Siemens yawned and continued to close his eyes.

"boom!"

Siemens fell off the horse heavily.

When he opened his eyes, it was already broad daylight. Looking at the wriggling flattery in front of him, Siemens cursed angrily: "What are you doing!"

"It's Friday, I want to rest!" Bai Long grinned.

"You all can rest now. The name of the mountain ahead is called Black Wind Mountain. I heard there is a Guanyin Temple in the mountain. We need to take a shower first. We feel very uncomfortable..."

"Wash... take a shower?!" Siemens was stunned, "Bajie, how long has it been since we took a shower?"

"I don't know, don't we always avoid washing?" Bajie said.

"You have to wash it, you're like a pig!" said the monkey.

"Whatever you pull, I won't tell you if you have a monkey!" Bajie picked up the rake with a majestic look.

"Okay, okay! The four of us, master and disciple, will stay overnight in that temple today! Well, but -"

"Can Guanyin's temple accommodate Sister Bajie? You must know that it is full of monks!" Siemens asked in confusion.

"That's a really perverted temple, so I don't need to worry about this old pig smashing nails and rakes!" Sister Bajie said confidently, not worried at all that this time the monks in Guanyin Temple would not allow their master and apprentice to stay overnight.

"There is probably no wine, no meat, and no beauty in the temple!" Siemens could only nod helplessly, "Wukong, lead the way."

After saying that, Siemens struggled to lift the buttocks of the white dragon horse in front of him, looked at the rising sun, sighed again, and followed the smiling monkey and the white dragon horse, carrying
Chapter completed!