() Sha Monk smiled and said: "Master, I'm afraid you may have mistakenly blamed the monkey. The monkey's eyes were so dazzling that he must have seen that this girl was a temptress and beat her to death."

"That's right, Open Sesame is not for ordering takeout!" Bajie said with a smile.

Siemens rolled his eyes at the monkey: "Master, I'll let you go this time, but I'll have to wait and see what food you bring back. Wow! It's fried rice with pickled cabbage and shredded pork! There are eggs in it."

After the meal, Siemens was satisfied

He said: "Monkey, your fiery eyes are getting more and more powerful. I was almost blinded by the enchantress who looks like Sora Aoi. Now after dinner, I have nothing to do to talk about your feelings at that time."

"Haha, at the time, I'm really embarrassed about this. I wasn't sure whether it was a monster or not. I was just admiring the underside of that girl's collar. I didn't expect you, a white-faced bald ass, to suddenly start singing.

I shuddered and the stick fell..."

Bajie, Lao Sha, and Siemens were all speechless for a while. They killed a demon by mistake!

"Hey, I only know you idiot monkey. It's better to be at home. It's a pity that I can't go back now - I miss my old boar very much. It's black with white flowers. I took him out that day.

While walking, it hit a tree and died. I don't even understand what happened -" Siemens lay on his back and laughed.

"The pig's eyesight is not very good," the monkey replied quickly.

"Maybe there is some mental illness." Sha said.

Sun Wukong burst out laughing at this time: "Obviously, that pig's brain can't make sharp turns."

"You're swearing!" Bajie refused to accept it and was about to start a fight.

"Stop arguing, I'll give you a chance to coordinate with each other!" Siemens said with a weird smile.

"It's Chinese New Year. Our family hasn't bought any new year's goods. We only have one pig and one monkey left. Do you think I should kill the pig first or the monkey?"

"Kill the monkey first," Sha said.

"Pigs think so too." After Siemens said this, he burst out laughing!

Sha Monk scratched his head and said, "Then kill the pig first?"

"Monkey thinks so too." After Siemens finished speaking, Sha Monk laughed.

Wukong and Bajie looked at each other and said in tacit understanding: "When have we ever thought about this?"

"That's it, Master, with your status, you shouldn't ride a horse to the west, wasting so many events and now talking about unreliable things!" Bajie said sarcastically.

"What we are talking about is not loneliness, but as long as I can get the scriptures in my hands, I will be free!" Siemens squinted his eyes, full of infinite longing for the future.

"Master, what did you do with the scriptures when you got them back?"

"I took the scriptures as my own, became a writer myself, and then held a book signing in Chang'an. The scene must have been very lively, with red flags waving and huge crowds of people."

"Hey, that's good. You can also earn female fans, right? You won't have to face the banshee anymore!" Zhu said.

"I heard that you and Monk Tang had conflicts on the way to learn the scriptures when I wasn't here. How were you resolved?" Siemens knew that he already had three apprentices when he came, so he knew what happened before.

"I had the main responsibility at that time, but after a show of hands vote by Bajie and Sha Seng, everyone agreed that I -" said the monkey.

Siemens: You are right.

Monkey: Apologize to Master!

"Haha, I don't know how you apologized to that docile Tang Monk, do you remember? You must let Master do it." Siemens said with a smile.

"It's a long story. That night, I knocked on Master's door. As soon as he opened the door, I stared straight at it, so I recited a poem to him: Ah

!Master, Wukong apologizes to you. When I come to your door, please open your eyes and see how pitiful I am. How can you and I repeat yesterday's story today? Can I still board your broken ship with this old ticket?

"

"Wukong, what happened next?"

The monkey covered his face and said shyly: "The sound of the waves is still there!"

"Hahaha——" Everyone laughed after hearing this.

"I found that the monkey's life is still full of childishness!" Siemens said with a smile, "He rescued you from the Four Fingers Mountain. Should you thank him?"

"Oh, you don't know how many unknown secrets there were back then! Back then, I discussed privately with Tathagata how to reduce the sentence, but Tathagata refused, and said: 'Wukong, if you count your life in this world, there will be a total of thirty-six thousand.

Thousands of days. Just like meteors in the sky, they come and go in a hurry, and then they are gone. There are tens of millions of high-rise buildings, and sleeping requires only three feet wide. No matter how good the heavenly palace is, it is just a temporary residence; this small

The Sizhi Mountain is your permanent home.' At that time, I made a "Gah" sound and whipped away. I slept like this for five hundred years!"

"Alas, the so-called great gods are the ones who destroy the human nature and the demonic nature!"

"Don't be depraved, cheer up! It's getting late, let's walk!" Lao Sha urged.

Bajie grabbed a rake and patted the grass mud on his buttocks, then started to lead the way, and happily sang: "I often think that you are always making noises by my side."

As he walked, Siemens said in surprise: "Monkey, the cave in front of you is very fragrant. Go in quickly and see what banshees there are!" "That's right! Brother Monkey, go quickly, we'll cover you outside.

." said the pig. "Holy crap! I'm going to take the lead again. If you want to go there, you can do it yourself." The monkey held the golden hoop in front of his chest with a serious look on his face.

Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha sang together: "Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are so rare. The mountains of the Five Elements cannot hold you down. A Sun Walker pops up - you go forward boldly, go forward, don't look back!"

"

Sun Wukong: "Okay, okay, I've convinced you."

Sun Wukong swaggered to the entrance of the cave and shouted: "You monster in the cave, come out, come out, come out."

The banshee heard Sun Wukong's voice, walked out of the cave, and shouted as she walked: "One wave has not subsided, and another wave is coming. Who is provoking this princess?"

The succubus walked out of the cave and took a look: "Oh my God! It turns out to be a smelly monkey."

"You, a female monster, really have no morals. I am Monkey King, Monkey King, the Monkey King from Water Curtain Cave in Huaguoshan Mountain! What's going on, are you scared? My name is as loud as thunder!"

"Have not heard!"

"I'll beat you up! You monster is so uneducated that you don't even recognize me."

"Stop talking nonsense and if you want to fight, fight!"

"Enter Bajie!"

"Bajie? I understand!"

"Haha, look, Master, I found that I am more famous than the monkey!" Bajie jumped over after hearing this, "Shall we challenge each other?"

"Okay, look, Chang'e is running naked in the sky!" When Bajie heard this, he raised his head and looked up at the sky. The monster took the opportunity to hit Zhu Bajie with his palm, and he fell to the ground unconscious.

The female monster faced Tang Monk, Wukong and others and said, "Hey, I'm willing to admit defeat. Those who know me, please get out of here."

"Master, what should I do? Even the second senior brother is no match for it, and I need to urinate again." Lao Sha said with a serious expression.

"Where's the monkey, Wukong, hurry up and fight!" Siemens said anxiously.

"I won't fight the goblin who doesn't recognize me!"

"——"
Chapter completed!