Chapter 4 The battle between men and women at Dongkouguan
() "Help!"
"Hey, someone called for help?" Bajie asked with his ears pricked up, "And it was a girl's voice!"
"I'm going to take a look!" Without saying a word, Siemens left the master and apprentice and ran down the hillside.
"Damn, why is Master so excited when he meets a female demon?" Lao Sha cursed.
"Contempt! Have you ever been a human? How can you understand the loneliness of human beings?" Bajie cursed.
"Smelly pig, there are many people who despise me, where do you rank?"
"If Master is eaten by a monster, let's see how you can compete for ranking!"
"Hey, master, why are you back?" Bajie asked.
"You are really cheating. There is a little girl down here who looks like a flower. Due to family reasons, she has to live with her single uncle. Normally they would pretend to be normal on the surface.
Just now, the girl finally couldn't bear it anymore and called her uncle to her room and said: "Uncle... I can't stand it anymore... I now order you to take off my coat."
Her brother-in-law silently followed the instructions. She took a deep breath and said, "Now - take off my top again..." The brother-in-law still did as he was told.
The woman still blushed and said, "Take off my bra too!"
Her timid brother-in-law hesitated for a moment, but still did it.
"Then...are my underwear." the girl said.
Her timid brother-in-law also slowly began to take it off.
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The girl sighed and then said to her brother-in-law:
"Okay - uncle! From now on, I won't allow you to wear my clothes anymore, do you hear me?!"
"What do you mean?" asked the pig.
"I don't know!" Lao Sha didn't understand either.
Siemens could only pin its hopes on the monkeys, wondering if the three monsters were all wiped out and could no longer understand human speech.
After watching for a long time, the monkey finally spoke!
"Don't look at me, don't force me to talk, I tell you not to force me, if you force me again, I will pretend to be dead for you!"
"Master, isn't that little girl very slutty? She actually asked her brother-in-law to help her take off her clothes!" Bajie asked.
"You pighead, her brother-in-law was wearing her clothes, and she couldn't help but ask her uncle to take them off!" Siemens said speechlessly.
"Then what happened to that life-saving incident?" Lao Sha asked in surprise.
"From the first glance, you have never taken off your clothes in front of a girl! The little girl naturally shouted for help when she saw her brother-in-law's most beautiful thing!" Siemens said with a smile.
"Who said that - I didn't wear clothes when I was a little pig. At that time - haha, look at a beautiful little sow, find no way to strike up a conversation, pick up a piece of shit on the roadside, and come forward
, "Sister, did you drop this? Then the little sow slapped me in the face and said, 'This is cow shit!"
"Haha - haha!" Siemens laughed wildly and said with a smile: "An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless. You know, no explanation!"
"Uh, master, how do you pick up girls?" Lao Sha asked after waiting for Siemens to finish laughing.
"Well, I won't talk about it when we were in Guangzhou. It was all underground romance. Now in Journey to the West, it either shocks the world with the wind, or shakes the world with the yin!"
"Haha, I admire Master's skills in picking up girls!" Bajie nodded.
"This actually relies on Wukong's skills in picking up girls!" Siemens looked at Monkey, who was always waiting to watch, and couldn't help but sigh, "If Monkey wants to pick up girls, Tathagata is no match for him!"
"Well, how can you see it?" Pig asked.
"Infatuation is a man's first charm!"
"I think there's nothing that can't be solved by being thick-skinned!" Bajie touched his pig scalp and said with a proud smile.
"Is being thick-skinned useful? Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and only if you love hard work will you win. But there is no point in being thick-skinned!"
"Infatuated monkey, infatuated monkey, you have martial arts but you are doomed to be lonely!" Siemens continued.
It was an unknown place ahead. Siemens had been looking forward to the appearance of the banshee, but he had been walking for three days in a row and still not seen?
On the contrary, the most annoying thing for monkeys is to meet female monsters.
"Die for me!"
The Ruyi Stick never leaves anyone alive when it goes all out. This magical needle weapon weighing more than 10,000 kilograms, after being activated by the monkey with its own merit and magic, the power is more than what it seems on the surface.
Is it simple? Not to mention the variety of attack methods. Sometimes even a very powerful enemy knows that he can dodge it, but the next moment he is hit hard by the stick body that is suddenly long, short, hard, and soft.
, the bones and tendons were broken after eating it.
"Come on, come on, comrades, pay attention, the Batu Caves are ahead!" The monkey put the golden cudgel on his shoulders and glared fiercely ahead!
Siemens suddenly thought, Batu Caves Black Wind Demon?
"Haha, it is said that the Black Wind Demon is a cute girl, let me deal with her!" Bajie was the first to grab the rake and rushed forward.
"Don't move! Damn, there's someone moving in front! Hey, what's going on here?" Siemens saw the scene of blood spurting in front of him.
A ball of hot and fragrant nephrite was nestled next to the entrance of a dim cave. A bird threw itself into the man's arms. In just a few seconds, there was a sound of clothes and breasts rubbing against each other. Black
Beside the lacquered hole, love was burning. The four masters and disciples stopped and stared in shock. No one said anything, they all looked like this.
"What are they doing? They look so happy!" Bajie asked.
"Idiot! I must have cheated on you!" Lao Sha scolded.
"Stop talking and look carefully -" Siemens reminded.
"Boring!" The monkey held the golden hoop and looked at the sunset even more eagerly!
The woman's cooing cry was overwhelming, and the man's breathing was even more seductive. Although they were all deliberately suppressed, they still couldn't hide the fact that the four Siemens masters and apprentices behind the bushes more than ten feet away were better than ordinary people.
More sensitive ears.
Siemens thought hard and couldn't figure it out. Why did he do it at the entrance of the cave? Was he in such a hurry? Or was it too dark inside the cave to see clearly?
The woman's slightly hoarse voice, mixed with the man's gasping voice, said: "When will Monk Tang arrive?" After saying this, the woman gasped and cried out again, and then urged: "Tell me, I'm going to die soon!"
The man said with a helpless tone: "Sooner or later..." The man suddenly interrupted.
"Yeah!" There was a loud noise, and the delicate cry of the woman's breasts came. This was the moment when the two of them couldn't stop expressing their desire.
The three masters and apprentices led by Siemens on the side were sweating coldly. Their skills were so good, but they had to praise the men for their physical strength and their willingness to talk to women!
"Someone--" The man looked over here at this time.
"Ah, is my damn ghost back?" The woman turned around anxiously and looked at Siemens.
And just at this time, Siemens also saw her huge breasts and the black forest shimmering with dew. Before, what he saw were her buttocks moving up and down and her slender waist twisting. Now he can see them all, and it feels so good.
!
"Is it Tang Monk?" The man grabbed his clothes while holding his weapon and put them on in a hurry.
The woman saw Siemens' longing eyes and smiled charmingly, pretending to be shy and covering her upper and lower breasts!
Siemens secretly shouted in his heart that he was too slutty, aren't you shy?
Why are you laughing if you are shy?
Aren't you seducing me?
How can I forget the scene you just had?
Chapter completed!