Chapter 9 The Little Girl Hanging from the Tree
() "Many days have passed again, but in fact, many years have passed, and we are still on the road." Siemens pondered to himself, and it was already a lot of people touching his beard.
"Wukong, turn it into a razor for me to use!"
"What kind of weapon is a razor?" the monkey turned his head and asked in surprise. It was the first time that the Monkey King Monkey King had heard such a great thing.
"It's a weapon to shave!"
"Is it because the banshee Jing dislikes you for long hair?" Lao Sha smiled.
"Where do you want to go? Isn't the hair growing good?" Siemens pulled her pants open and looked down at her, "Tsk tsk tsk tsk, it's amazing, today's hair is 30% or 70%!"
"I seemed to hear the sound of shouting for help." The monkey suddenly stopped at this time.
"In life, please stop meddling in other people's business." Siemens educated his apprentice.
They said they would just care about it, not care about everything, nor did they keep in charge of urban management, so they kept moving forward.
But no matter what, the cry for help kept following them.
"Are the monkeys entering the maze? Are we going around, or is that person using the World Channel to swim around us in circles?" Bajie asked. But the voice was clearly a man, and he was very young." Siemens was angry, "Monkey, why don't you go and see what's going on? See which child is caught by the demon. If it's a man, you should do it cleanly. Don't leave any troubles. If it's a banshee, come back and see the quality!"
The monkey laughed loudly and raised his stick and pointed: "Don't look for it anymore, that person is on our heads."
Everyone else looked up and saw that there was a naked little girl hanging on the tree, shouting for help.
When Siemens saw the girl's body for the first time, she raised her head with interest and shouted: "Little sister, it's wrong to make loud noises in public. Didn't your parents teach you how to be polite?"
The little girl said, "Bald Grandpa, I've been robbed, let me down!"
Siemens was stunned and touched his beard again, secretly anxious: "Can I have too long beard?"
"That's not possible. Guanyin Bodhisattva told us that we should not trust others easily when we go out. Report your archives to grandpa, and I will check whether your ancestors are innocent, without bad words and deeds or famine, so that we can decide whether to let you go."
The little girl cried aggrievedly, "Wuwuwu, my surname is Hong, and I live in Hongjiazhuang ten miles away. My grandfather's name is Hongzhemian, my father's red tickets are 100,000, my nickname is Hongzhemian, and my name is Hongzhemian. My nickname is Hongzhemian, and my name is Hongzhemian. But I was just robbed, and all the red tickets on my body have been stolen. Now you can call me to be Hongzhemian, but if I count the mortgage I recently came out to work on, I would be a million, black."
Siemens was stunned at the moment. Isn’t this the Red Boy who fucked Wukong in Journey to the West? It’s this guy? Oh, my mother, what happened to Wukong? How could he lose to this little brat? Or is it that Wu Chengen has a pedophile, so he likes Red Boy to kill Sun Wukong?
Siemens investigated this way and said: "Red Boy, there are tens of thousands of people who call this name. You can also report your ID number and real-name authentication id in the monster world..."
"Your uncle! Let me down quickly, or you will be burned to death!"
"It's your uncle." The handsome Siemens man smiled with a standard smile and showed sixteen white teeth. "Hehe, a little brat, I can come down, I can apply for an application report first. Grandpa will be going to spank you after he comes down."
"Report to you uncle!"
"It's your uncle, how many times have you said it?" Siemens still showed his standard smile and showed sixteen white teeth. "Our team has rules. Everything you do must be handled by procedures. If you don't report to us, we will not be able to send it to the superiors of Heaven for approval. If the superiors do not approve it, we cannot release you in violation of regulations. If something happens, we will be irresponsible! Dear!"
"Who is your uncle's boss? I'm going to complain to you!" Red Boy looked at Siemens in amazement.
"I don't know who my uncle's boss is, but my boss is the female president of Guangzhou R&F Electronics, so beautiful!"
"I don't know what you said?" Red Boy stared at Siemens with a confused look on his face!
"Oh, you are stupid. If you say it, you don't know. My boss is the Buddha of the West who covers the sky with endless Buddhism. You go and demolish me. Over the years, countless people in the temple have complained and called for help but heaven will not respond. You will probably be after this angry young man queued up to 100.86 million."
"Are you Buddhist disciples? Tell me your work number!"
"Bajie, tell him!" Siemens snapped his fingers and was proud.
"110!" Bajie said boldly.
"The ranking is so high, great god! Please, how do you want to put me down?" The little girl began to use the tactic of begging and crying.
"We have to be sure that you are a good girl. You memorize the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra"!"
"Why should our good children recite your uncle's "Jade Girl Heart Sutra"!"
"Do you know the college entrance examination? This is a hard condition. If you can't memorize the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra", it means you are not a good child! And I tell you, the college entrance examination I mentioned is the standard for determining good children. The teenagers in the school started memorizing and memorizing since they were seven years old. Although we don't know what the hell is for memorizing so many things, if you memorize well, you will have food, rewards, big red flowers, and beautiful seniors' appreciation. If you can memorize it, you will be a good child. If you can't memorize it well, you will be a bad guy and you will not be able to get into a good school. In the future, you have to go out to beg for food, cheat, raise funds and robbery, and such low-value-added work." Siemens put his hands on his waist and smiled proudly.
"Then you tell me the first sentence first."
"Okay, you little brat, your uncle! If I could recite it, would it be necessary to be here now? If I can get a good temple exam, I will be a Buddha. Will I still have to work so hard?"
"But, I am really a good child. I have always respected the elderly and loved the young. I love the Tang Dynasty. I have excellent grades and I am enthusiastic about charity. I actively participate in various organizational activities. It is not appropriate for me to not watch children. I just voted a red ticket for "Journey to the West" and rewarded the author with 100 Zongheng coins."
Siemens turned around and deliberately left: "Your uncle, come to them to save you."
"I looked for it, and they said they are not urban management!"
"Did you, I look like an urban management officer?"
"I called the urban management and 110, but they said that the little demon jing Guo Meimei's life experience has not been found out yet, so they don't have the heart to care about me."
"Beat him, beat them to death!" Bajie shouted!
Siemens lowered his head and thought, "You little girl, you either want to eat me, or you, Red Boy, like me! But you clearly call me grandpa? Do you like old boys? You probably want to eat me!"
——
ps: There is an update at noon and an update at night. I recommend it on the homepage. Everyone can give me some support. Red tickets and collections are the most important. After signing a contract for a long time, you can give me some rewards if you have Zongheng coins!
It's been more than a month, and the results are still quite miserable. The reason is not that I don't write well, nor that I write well, but that everyone doesn't like to read it, but that they are not recognized by more people. So a red ticket, a comment and a collection is so luxurious. I know this, but I won't give up!
Chapter completed!