() Under the bright moonlight, fluorescent light shines on the bodies of a pair of lovers, who embrace each other tightly.

"Bajie! Your saliva has been drooling for a long time. Can you wipe it off? It's all at my feet." Siemens, who was hugged tightly by Bajie, complained. He even woke up from his dream."

"Eh? Are you crying or drooling? Don't tell me you cry too." Sha Seng rolled his eyes at Sister Bajie, biting a piece of dogtail grass in his mouth.

"What nonsense are you talking about? I can only cry? When my mother gave birth to me, I could only laugh, but it made her cry! Bah! Tang Sanzang is dead, and now you, Siemens, are here. If Lord Buddha finds out, that monkey will be beaten to death.

Tang Monk, then our trip to the West was not in vain? You are too evil, I realize now!" Bajie took out his belly pocket and wiped his nose and tears.

"Lord Buddha? If he had found out, he would have come and killed the skinny monkey, but he hasn't come yet? Hahahaha——"

Siemens was frightened when he imagined the bloody scene of Tang Sanzang being killed by Sun Wukong with one blow.

"Anyway, you can go to the West by yourself, so I won't have to worry about it. I'm so happy that it's not too late. I'm about to arrive at Gaolaozhuang. I'm so excited that I just had a dream about my beautiful brother Chun from Gaolaozhuang."

"Brother is also a pig demon?" Sha asked. "Brother!"

"But you are just an old sow." Siemens said seriously.

"Master, can't you lie to me?" said the pig.

At this time, a monkey-like shadow fell from the sky.

Siemens raised his head and asked: "Hey, dead monkey, why are you back again? Didn't you go find the monsters for Master? Leng Mian Shadu can't wait anymore, hahaha..."

Sun Wukong looked cold and arrogant: "Where is Xiao Sha?"

"Am I not here... Hahaha, you can't see anything unless you have a keen eye... Hahaha, I find that I am getting more and more sense of humor." Sha said.

"Oh, I thought I was caught by the goblin, so I can't see Hei hiding there!" The monkey threw the stick aside and sat down panting.

"Damn monkey, are you being chased by monsters?" Siemens asked.

"Nima, I finally found one, and it turned out to be a shemale!"

"Ha ha ha ha--"

"so funny!"

"Yes, yes, hahaha, please don't make me laugh anymore, hahaha——"

Sun Wukong suddenly stepped forward and pinched Sister Bajie's mouth: "Try to smile stupidly again!"

Sister Bajie's eyes widened, her mouth was round and round, and she swallowed the smile on her lips with a "gudu".

"Get out of here!" Monkey kicked him away, but Bajie volleyed and dodged with a smile.

"Do you really think you can beat me, monkey? Do you really think you are a master and can save the common people? Guanyin Jade Emperor is treating you like a monkey, haha, I'm sorry you are a monkey -"

"You pig brain-"

"You monkey ass——"

Stop scolding, the monkey held his chin, looked at the stars in the sky and asked Siemens thoughtfully: "Master, remember if you said: 'Empty is se, se is emptiness.' You gave me this name.

The name of the Dharma is 'Wukong', which means 'Enlightenment'? Sigh - I really want to be 'empty' now!"

Siemens was stunned for a moment and said slowly: "Everyone, please be patient a little longer. When we get to Indian Asan's place - hehe, Indian girls are pretty good!"

Bai Longma grabbed it and said, "What will happen when we get to Tianzhu?"

"Xiao Bai, if you look like this, you will have to endure it for the rest of your life even if you don't enter Buddhism!"

Siemens imagined that Bai Longma might also be a girl, and he was confused when he traveled to Journey to the West: "I don't think I can bear it for the rest of my life! There are so many girls coveting me whether here or in Guangzhou, especially the tiger spirit

, she almost succeeded last time, I’ll go for it! Hahaha – thanks to me for sticking to my principles – Amen!”

After Siemens finished laughing, he asked: "Bajie, we are about to go to Gaolaozhuang. Let's talk about your views on love."

Pig said: "Love is like a small boat. You are on the other end of the boat and I am on the other end of the boat. You and I paddle, and the boat sails towards the other side of happiness on the lake quietly sprinkled with golden clouds -

—”

Siemens was stunned. He didn't expect that Zhu Bajie was still a romantic pig, and everything he said was so poetic.

Xiaobai was relatively silent throughout the night. Everyone praised him for his calm mind and that he would definitely become a great Buddha in the future.

Who knows that Bai Longma coaxed him loudly: I don't care. What's the benefit of shaving his head to become a great Buddha? It's better to be a novice and do whatever you want. No, you should do whatever you want, especially if you can have six wives.

Nine concubines—tsk tsk—it’s so fascinating—Okay! That’s it.”

"Look, what is that?" Siemens looked very excitedly at a star in the sky moving towards this side.

After Siemens finished speaking, he heard four cheerful snoring sounds.

"Boom!"

Siemens' bald head was struck by a star that suddenly fell.

"Who are you? You have no manners at all?!" Siemens touched his bald head in pain.

When I looked up, I saw that it was a little lolita waving its wings.

"Monks nowadays are becoming more and more rude!"

After saying that, the little lolita fluttered and flew over the bald head of Siemens. Siemens was stunned. Seeing that her panties were completely exposed, Siemens took a sip of water and said, "Do you want to pick me up?"

Hearing this, the little Loli tried her best to put on a majestic demeanor of dominating the world with her big innocent and clear eyes, looking down at the dazed and infatuated young man.

"I am the messenger of Heaven, Little Platinum Star!"

"You mean - you are the great god of heaven, Little Platinum Star?" Siemens once again looked at this little loli in surprise, who arrogantly acted like a great god in front of him.

"Yes!" Xiaobai and Xiaoxingxing nodded with satisfaction and solemnly smoothed out her two braids with her little hands.

Okay, what is this strange feeling of dissonance? Taibai Jinxing became Little Platinum Star, and she is also a loli.

The image of the old man with a white beard in Journey to the West is completely different from the little one in front of him. The little lolita in front of him does not seem to be reliable at all.

Monster, it must be a monster! Should I let her pick me up? What if she doesn’t pick me up and just eats me?

Siemens scratched the back of his shining head in distress.

Along the way, first Wukong got the tiger skirt, and then Bajie prepared to go to Gao Laozhuang. I always felt that this plot was a little unfamiliar.

"Hello, I am a poor monk who came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West to worship Buddha and ask for marriage." Siemens' deepest impression of Tang Sanzang was naturally this classic line.

"Boom!"

Siemens received another severe sting on his bald head.

"What are you doing!" Siemens angrily glared at the little platinum star that was shaking and shaking in front of his eyes.

"call!"

At the same time as Taibai Lolita's words rang out, Siemens felt a lightness on his body and the whistling wind in his ears. When he woke up subconsciously, he touched his stung head and exclaimed, "

When did it become nine o'clock? Why are my arms exposed in my clothes?"

Everyone woke up at this time, and the monkey laughed and said: "It seems that even Taibai Jinxing takes care of you. You see, the clothes have changed, and even the bald head is so standard, haha!"

"This guy has made me look so vulgar, how can I meet the enchantress!"
Chapter completed!