Chapter 8 The Sad Monkey Crazy for Love
() In the forest, dusk rises, and four people and one horse continue to move forward. Traveling at night often requires courage, for them.
Siemens lay on the horse for a long time and could not close his eyes to sleep. The scene with Cuilan is still vivid in his mind.
The little white gold star in the sky was blinking at him. He looked up, thought for a while, and then lowered his head. Not far ahead was the Water Curtain Cave.
Traveling through time and space was like a dream.
However, in the dream, he also knew that he was a guest, and Siemens could only identify the way to get married in the West.
Under the two unchangeable positions of Lao Sha carrying luggage and Xiao Bailong carrying Tang Monk, Monkey and Sister Bajie decided to implement a shift system. The so-called shift system means taking turns to lead the way.
Whenever they were on the road at night, they would always fight and make a lot of noise, but tonight seemed to be an exception. The monkey brought in earlier broke the silence with the first example of unwillingness to be left alone.
"From today on, be a happy monkey, chop wood, feed horses, and travel around the world."
"Haha, I'm very happy that he is aware of the job you will be doing in the future." Siemens said with a smile. "Warm flowers bloom." The monkey continued to say with an expression, maybe he was preparing to pass by his house, and suddenly he also asked Bajie about to arrive.
Gao Laozhuang also became affectionate.
"Oh, it turns out that bad guys also have feelings. Everyone is homesick, so why not the teacher. This night is destined to be a night worth thinking about. Everyone is not allowed to mess around. I enjoy this atmosphere very much." Siemens immediately sat sideways,
He said with his chin on his hands.
After hearing this, everyone was silent. After a long time, Bajie said: "I am heartless. Gao Laozhuang has broken my heart. I will naturally go to learn the scriptures with peace of mind without any distracting thoughts. I don't rule out that I will fall in love with the male enchantress."
"Why are there so many great principles? Aren't you usually reserved and reserved?" Bajie said.
"However, tell me how you can realize such a truth in your heart. I, Monkey, really admire you, this damn White Dragon Horse." Wukong turned around and his blazing eyes shone brightly on everyone!
"You used to be a dignified Crown Prince of the Dragon Palace, but now you are willing to suffer the humiliation of being bald. The most incredible thing is that now you have even changed your appetite and living habits. You eat grass all day long and walk on four legs." The monkey looked serious.
said.
As I said today, the atmosphere is very serious and no one wants to talk nonsense!
"Yes, what's even more terrifying is that he doesn't regard himself as the Dragon Prince at all but regards himself as a real white horse. Baldhead, before you came, once, under our strong request, he finally changed
He returned to his human form and went to the night market with us, but he didn’t expect that if he didn’t tie his hands with a rope, Xiaobai wouldn’t even know where to go.” Sister Bajie also said with a serious face.
"I said it didn't count. I was holding the rope. He stopped talking as I held the rope. When I looked back, it turned out that he had turned back into a horse. You think it's funny or not, hahaha——"
Tonight, Lao Sha was a real man. He dared to be the first to laugh. Siemens secretly admired this lady for daring to break the elegant atmosphere and return to the old dissolute style.
"Well, actually, before I conquered you, it was just me, Tang Sanzang and Xiaobai. You don't understand, that's so funny! Hahaha - another time, he changed back to his human form and went shopping with me, Lao Sun.
When I was walking, the golden cudgel accidentally touched his buttocks. Guess what happened - he ran for more than 20 miles in one breath before he realized that he thought it was his master who was beating him.
"
Ah ha ha ha ha ha--
"Don't talk about Xiaobai. If we can obtain the true scripture, he will be indispensable. It would be glorious for one man to conquer the whole sea!" Siemens smiled and comforted Bai Longma! It was a bit cold at night, so the monkey went to find it.
Get some firewood to make a fire and keep yourself warm.
After lighting the fire, everyone sat around again.
Siemens started to show off his scientific knowledge. He took a deep breath and said: "In the glacier, no, the sugar-coated haws of ice era, there was a kind of huge animals that ruled the earth like the gods and humans today. They were called 'dinosaurs'.
But in the end they became extinct due to environmental damage!”
The monkey jumped around and said uneasily: "Master, the more I listen to it, the more it sounds like it is talking about us. Will we become extinct?"
"Of course not, because you have a master like me who is fair-skinned, beautiful, cute, generous, kind, and well-informed!"
At this time, the monkey spoke: "Master, did the dinosaur you mentioned lay eggs?"
"Yes, that's how we discovered it in our time!" Siemens replied.
"Did the baby dinosaur hatch from his mother?"
B will do it all!"
"Can dinosaurs fly? Have wings?"
“Did dinosaurs have separate toes?”
"That's right. Have you three seen dinosaurs? It seems like it was better without you in that era?" Siemens said in surprise.
"Of course I've seen it! Aren't you talking about chickens? Haha, look at how stupid people of your time were to call chickens dinosaurs!" Bajie said with a smile.
Siemens immediately pounced on the pig and spanked it!
"I said, monkey, why are you looking at the sky? There is no sunset today!" Siemens asked.
"Although the sunset has disappeared, I have become accustomed to looking up at the sky. From this angle, I will recall the happy times in Huaguo Mountain!" After saying this, the monkey became more and more affectionate.
"I don't know! Can you tell us your story?" Lao Sha said.
"There is my girlfriend in the sunset, girl Zixia, and there is my enemy Taibai Jinxing, little Lolita in the starry sky!" After the monkey said this, his face was happy and angry.
"But why did you fall asleep when Taibai Venus came last time?" Siemens asked in surprise.
"At that time, I didn't have time to take out the golden hoop!" said the monkey, waving his arms.
"I remember that I was the Monkey King at the time and met many fairies. One of them was named Zixia. She was so ugly that I couldn't forget her as soon as I saw her. I still keep her in my heart today."
"Later she found out that I liked her ugliness and decided to tease me. Taibai Jinxing actually reported to the Queen Mother that she was not doing her job properly. I wanted to know, is it wrong to love someone? So I made a fuss.
Heaven—the palace!" Monkey said in a dignified tone, waving his hands back continuously, and the little white dragon was knocked unconscious, otherwise he would not speak.
"In the end, I was pressed by Tathagata under the four-finger mountain——"
"Wait a minute, isn't it Wuzhishan?" Siemens asked.
"I broke off one of Tathagata's right hands! So there were only four left! Even four of them still held me down for five hundred years. And Zixia was tortured to the point where her soul was shattered by the Jade Emperor. And after
After Guanyin's plea, Zixia was thrown into the forbidden palace and was not allowed to see my grandson for eternity."
Hearing this tragic story, everyone in the audience became serious. Tonight is destined to be a night where no one can laugh. Why, because of love!
Wukong was also a tender man, and as he spoke, he lay on Siemens' back and started crying.
"However, after Zixia heard the punishment of being forced to see my old grandson forever, she would rather her soul dissipate and turn into sunset to stay with me and accompany me all the way to the west!"
After everyone listened to the monkey's story, they were very moved.
Siemens picked up a monkey with snot and tears and asked: "Wukong, after all these years, what do you think is the thing you regret most in your life?"
The monkey thought for a while, then took another sip of red wine made from flat peaches and said, "There was once a true love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I didn't regret it until I lost it. There is no greater pain in the world than this."
If God can give me another chance, I will say 'I love you' to that girl. If I had to add a time limit to this love, I hope it would be ten thousand years."
——
"Ask the world, what is love, only teach monkeys to make love between life and death? Traveling from east to west, from the east to the west, how many times does the old wing return to the cold and summer. Joy is fun, parting is painful, and there are even more crazy children. You should say something, the clouds are thousands of miles away
, looking up at the sunset, who is the shadow going to?"
When Siemens finished reciting affectionately, he turned his head and said: ‘Applause!”
Chapter completed!