2 sister wants to inspect the goods
2 Sister wants to inspect the goods
There are only a few reasons for men to fight, among which women make up the majority...|
In fact, Zhou Dapeng and the other three people would not be so angry if they lost the game. What they were angry was that they were embarrassed because of this mistake, which made the invincible Sister Ye unhappy. In addition, they were at home, and with three to one, the game would definitely be like thunder and earth fire.
"Grass!"
Zhou Dapeng kicked Jiang Xiaoyu in an extremely unpredictable manner without warning. He never liked nonsense and kicked someone when he wanted to kick someone. He would never say a few harsh words from his mother-in-law.
This decisive style is mostly due to the woman named "Sister Ye Zi".
However, Zhou Dapeng's expected kick didn't hit anyone. Jiang Xiaoyu, who was originally standing not far in front of him, seemed to retreat normally, which easily made Zhou Dapeng exhaust his kick. Zhou Dapeng almost had a leg cramp because of this kick.
"If you have something to say, why bother to lose your temper."
Jiang Xiaoyu, who had taken two steps back, looked at the three guys who stood up with bad looks, and had a harmless smile on their faces.
Zhou Dapeng was stunned for a moment, and then realized that it was in the dormitory, and the guy in front of him was a little unfamiliar.
"Who the hell are you? Who asked you to come in?"
Zhou Dapeng's words were almost squeezed out from his teeth. At this moment, Jiang Xiaoyu had been listed as his number one venting target.
"I have something to say, I'm new here and don't understand the rules. I hope my brother will forgive me."
Jiang Xiaoyu still had a smile on his face, "If you lose the game, you can win it back. I didn't mean it. Everyone will live in the same dormitory in the future. Why don't I invite you to a meal to apologize?"
With Jiang Xiaoyu's low posture, Zhou Dapeng was not ready to get angry. His anger was slightly reduced and his tone also dropped: "Are you new here?"
"I just arrived today, I just got off the train."
Jiang Xiaoyu pointed to his luggage.
"Forget it, there's no need to eat. Since you are new, let's get to know each other first. My name is Zhou Dapeng, and the fat guy is Dong Liang. Just call him fat. This is Fan Cunxiang, call him Lao Fan."
Zhou Dapeng took the opportunity to introduce the other two people.
"Okay, my name is Jiang Xiaoyu. I got stuck at home when school started. I didn't come to report it in less than a month."
“Do you smoke?”
After the introduction, Jiang Xiaoyu took out a pack of cigarettes and distributed them to Zhou Dapeng and the other three. They were all full of energy. Everyone soon forgot about the holiday. Zhou Dapeng and the fat man took the cigarette. Fan Cunxiang said that he didn't smoke or not. Jiang Xiaoyu took the opportunity to light the two of them. In the time of a cigarette, the few people who were still strangers just started to chat in a familiar way.
Jiang Xiaoyu has one way of dealing with women, and one way of dealing with men.
"hey-hey."
As the smoke stormed, Jiang Xiaoyu changed his mind and suddenly showed an extremely vulgar smile, "Who is that Sister Ye Zi just now? The voice sounds very dynamic. It just now seems that you lost playing games. She is very angry. How about you treating you to a meal to apologize?"
As long as you are a man, you can see the meaning of Jiang Xiaoyu's smile. The so-called drunkard's intention is not wine, which is what this is the case.
"Hehe, you said Sister Ye Zi."
Just as Zhou Dapeng was about to make a long talk, he suddenly looked at Jiang Xiaoyu with a warning, with a stern face, "Boy, Sister Ye Zi is not something that can be invited to a meal casually."
"that is,"
The fat man on the side also laughed and said, "To be honest, Sister Ye Zi is Dapeng's dish. You are too late. Brother Dapeng wishes he could be in front of him. You just made Brother Dapeng embarrassed in front of Sister Ye Zi. Now he is miserable."
"Go on the side! I have a pure appreciation, there is nothing to eat!" Zhou Dapeng cursed with a smile.
"Oh, it turns out that Minghua has a master. I will definitely not have any ideas about this Sister Ye Zi anymore."
Jiang Xiaoyu sighed inwardly, it was a pity that his friend and wife could not be played with, and the love saints must also have principles. This is his principle.
"Just based on your material?"
Fan Cunxiang glanced at Jiang Xiaoyu, "Even if Dapeng is not first, it is impossible for you to invite Sister Ye to dinner. Sister Ye's light is so dazzling. It's only been one month since school started. Those who have crush on her are almost at the school gate, but there are really not many who dare to chase her. Do you know why not?"
“Why?”
Jiang Xiaoyu blinked his eyes, looking pure and curious.
"Okay, stop talking about this, it's useless."
Zhou Dapeng said boredly. He took a deep breath of cigarettes and was a little irritated. "We lost to Zhu Wei in the game. Sister Ye Zi is probably going crazy now. My reputation for life has been ruined."
"Please give him a meal and explain it. This time it's because of me, I'll explain it to you then."
Jiang Xiaoyu swears.
"Where is it so easy to treat her to eat...well?"
Zhou Dapeng paused and glanced at Jiang Xiaoyu, "I'll try it if I call!"
As he said that, Zhou Dapeng picked up the cell phone on the computer desk and dialed it over.
The few people in the dormitory suddenly became quiet, and only a domineering ringtone was heard opposite him:
Don't call me again
You are not my prince charming
My prince charming must be a super handsome guy
One day, he will ride a fire-breathing dragon to marry me
What saliva do you leave?
Nothing is wrong with you!
In a rhythmic melody and a domineering narration of a female voice, the opposite person answered the phone: "Zhou Dapeng! I'm your ancestors for 18 generations! You still have the fucking face to call me!"
"Domstic."
Jiang Xiaoyu sighed inwardly.
"Hehe, that, Sister Ye Zi, I'm sorry, because my mistake made your undefeated golden body break..."
Zhou Dapeng's seriousness when facing Jiang Xiaoyu disappeared, and turned into a pleasing smile.
Jiang Xiaoyu has seen many people who can keep a smile when scolded, but no one can still smile so shamelessly and at ease after the 18th generation of ancestors. This is the first time Jiang Xiaoyu has seen him today.
Jiang Xiaoyu's first impression of Zhou Dapeng was that he was a rich man and had a angular personality, so he was very interested in Sister Ye Zi on the phone, who made Zhou Dapeng very weak on the phone. He only made people like Zhou Dapeng so soft just one month after school started. Did they know each other before?
"Stop talking nonsense! Tell me quickly and say nothing, let me go. I'm in a bad mood!"
"That's how it is..."
Zhou Dapeng turned his head and glanced at Jiang Xiaoyu, then carefully organized his words, and then said, "A new roommate came to the dormitory. It was his appearance that caused me to perform abnormally, so he wanted to invite you to have a meal to apologize, so he decided to be at the Drunk Eight Immortals outside the school."
"Is there any future?"
The fat man Dong Liang rolled his eyes suddenly, "Just say you can just ask for it yourself, why should you get Jiang Xiaoyu?"
Zhou Dapeng glared at the fat man and waited for the other party's reply.
That look a little bit expected, a bit funny.
"The culprit?"
Hearing this slightly higher tone, Jiang Xiaoyuman thought the other party would get angry because of it, but he didn't expect that the other party would refuse calmly next time.
“Not interested.”
Jiang Xiaoyu was surprised.
Just as he was about to fail, Zhou Dapeng wisely said in a hurry: "That guy told me he is a dota master!"
"oh?"
Sure enough, because of this sentence, the other person said in a puzzled voice, "Well? You don't have to go outside the school, just eat in the college restaurant, and call on your so-called master, sister, you want to inspect the goods!"
"Okay!"
Zhou Dapeng was shocked and said excitedly: "Go immediately!"
"I'm so excited! I'll say the ugly words first, let me know that you have found a copycat, and I have cut your bird! But in advance, it's purely a dormitory friendship, so I'll bring Tingting and Siyuan with me."
Zhou Dapeng's body shook, and his whole body was cold.
Chapter completed!