28bottle battle

Human life is limited, but the career of picking up girls is infinite. We must devote our limited life to the infinite career of picking up girls - "The Saint's Handbook of Love"

When Jiang Xiaoyu returned to the dance studio, the three beasts in dormitory 7520 were already chatting among the girls. A dozen girls with colorful flowers and green leaves were chatting happily around the three cheap guests. They were in full swing, especially Zhou Dapeng.

After that, the knot in my heart was completely let go, and my hearty laughter could spread throughout the dance studio..|

Jiang Xiaoyu was afraid before that these three guys would be anxious if they didn't see him, but now that he saw that there was no such trend, he had already fucking forgotten about him. They were all people who forgot about friends after seeing sex.

"Ci'ao, you are not careful in making friends." Jiang Xiaoyu smacked his lips. If he had known better, he would have had another fight with Wu Siyuan in the temporary battlefield of the women's toilet.

"Eh? Where's Siyuan?" Guan Tingting was the first to see Jiang Xiaoyu coming back and glanced behind him.

"Who? That girl with a cold face who likes to wink at me when she's fine? I didn't see that. I just went out for a walk and bought a pack of cigarettes." Jiang Xiaoyu showed off his superb acting skills again.

, that’s called a golden protagonist, with an expression that looks more like Stephen Chow than Stephen Chow.

Guan Tingting asked casually, but after Jiang Xiaoyu answered, she no longer cared about the topic. The incomparably sexy Tingting sister wore a low-cut T-shirt today, and she was quite relaxed when talking to Jiang Xiaoyu.

She leaned close to Jiang Xiaoyu and almost put two plump big waves on brother Xiaoyu's arms. She smiled evilly and winked at Jiang Xiaoyu, with a curious expression like a gossip on her face: "What's going on with Zhou Dapeng and Meili?"

?Why do I see something wrong with the two of them today?"

"You ask me, who am I going to ask? I'm just here for a day at A, how do I know what happened to them?"

Jiang Xiaoyu pretended to have a righteous and awe-inspiring expression while squinting his eyes into Sister Tingting's ditch. People came up to her without paying attention. Isn't it true that she didn't see anything in vain? Erb was pretending to be a gentleman at this time!

"Hey, hey, where are your eyes looking? If they were bigger, the eyeballs would fly out!"

Sister Tingting is a bold and bold heroine. Her words are more of a joke. In fact, she doesn't mind at all that Brother Yu expresses his approval of her figure with his eyes. At this time, if Jiang Xiaoyu doesn't look at her, Tingting may be

Sister Ting thinks it's because she doesn't understand the style.

"You think I want to look, but my eyes can't help but glance there. I can't help it. It's because Sister Tingting is so 'arrogant'. If it were the little A's and the little B's,

I'm not even interested in watching it."

Jiang Xiaoyu did not hesitate to praise him, but also made a comparison in a low voice.

There is a ready-made comparison, which further illustrates how heartfelt Brother Xiaoyu’s words are.

"Huh, sweet talk, let's go find your little swallow. I don't even bother to fight for love with a sword." Guan Tingting rolled her eyes at Jiang Xiaoyu and went to the other side to play with the guzheng.

Jiang Xiaoyu knows how to hit the mark. A woman like Guan Tingting seems to be easy to talk to, but she is also a noble master at heart. It can be seen from her expression of disdain for the prince's professional family that Sister Tingting is by no means an ordinary person.

A brainless woman who is obsessed with handsome men.

God not only gave Guan Tingting two huge waves in life, but also gave her a shrewd mind. The saying "big breasts but no brains" is not appropriate at all when it comes to Sister Tingting.

This kind of woman is not so easy to deal with.

Jiang Xiaoyu sighed, human life is limited, but the career of picking up girls is unlimited. We have to devote our limited life to the infinite career of picking up girls. We, the people of our generation, have to work hard. We are not far away.

There was a big mountain waiting for him to climb.

Yan Xiaoyi is the only two quietest girls in this dance studio - the other is the game queen Ye Meili.

"What are you thinking, madam? Your husband is unhappy after being out for a while?" Jiang Xiaoyu smiled playfully and sat down next to Yan Xiaoyi. At this moment, Yan Xiaoyi was holding her knees with her hands and leaning her back against the wall.

, a half-drunk bottle of mineral water lay quietly next to her.

Girl Xiao Yi mechanically turned her head to glance at Jiang Xiaoyu, then turned back mechanically, her expression as indifferent as possible, just like Ye Meili ignored the professional prince, she ignored classmate Xiaoyu.

She is different from Ponytail. Ponytail can at best say a few angry words to Jiang Xiaoyu with a cold face and a serious tone. Yan Xiaoyi, who has a deeper understanding of the truth, can see through Jiang Xiaoyu better than Ponytail - this guy is

A typical type who gets happier, colder and more energetic the more he scolds. He has a thick skin that is rare in the world. He is the kind of person who will not feel pain if he is slapped on the left cheek but will also stick the right cheek towards him.

Of course, no matter how many times he takes a beating, he will definitely get his money back with profits sooner or later.

Therefore, compared to the seriousness of the ponytail, Yan Xiaoyi's ignorance obviously has a greater effect on Jiang Xiaoyu, but it is only a little bigger.

"Hey, I'm a little thirsty after yelling just now. Hey, whose mineral water is it?"

As soon as the word 'water' came out, Jiang Xiaoyu had already picked up the bottle of water and unscrewed the cap. Regardless of the change in his eyes, Yan Xiaoyi immediately put the mouth of the bottle to his lips and took two sips.

.

"give me back!"

Yan Xiaoyi was still hesitant to grab it, but when she saw Jiang Xiaoyu's meaningful eyes and naughty smile, she decided to grab the mineral water bottle. Where could Jiang Xiaoyu grab it for her? Yan Xiaoyi stretched out his arm and grabbed it.

Unable to reach it, Xiao Yi had to retract her hand and glared at Jiang Xiaoyu. After discovering that it was an unachievable task to snatch the mineral water bottle from Jiang Xiaoyu, Yan Xiaoyi decisively gave up and tried again.

Jiang Xiaoyu withdrew his eyes from Jiang Xiaoyu, who was worried about his cells.

This guy, the more energetic you are with him, the happier he will be. It's better to be out of sight and out of mind.

Haha, this round is another big win! Jiang Xiaoyu happily continued to pass the bottle to his mouth. Just when Jiang Xiaoyu took a sip, Yan Xiaoyi, who had already given up, suddenly stretched out his hand again,

He grabbed the bottle and caught Jiang Xiaoyu in his act.

"Hmm~~"

"I asked you to take advantage of me, I told you to take advantage of me!" Facts have proved that the consequences of offending a woman are miserable. Yan Xiaoyi, who held the bottle, pushed the bottle hard into Jiang Xiaoyu's mouth, and suddenly the bottom of the bottle was

He raised his voice, and the bottle made a loud noise. The water in the mineral water bottle spilled all over Jiang Xiaoyu, and a large amount of it splashed on his most critical position.

Wet...

Whoosh whoosh!

The noise caused by the two people's quarrel was so great that all the men and women in Zhou Dapeng's circle who were chatting enthusiastically looked over. They had just made a handsome show of singing "Exaggerated"

Jiang Xiaoyu was already miserable.

"Haha!" Yan Xiaoyi, the instigator, looked at Jiang Xiaoyu with a proud look on his face, his eyes wide open and his smile blooming like a flower. It can be seen how interesting it is to see Jiang Xiaoyu eat up.

"Zichacha, you bastard!" Jiang Xiaoyu was angry.

With a quick glance, Jiang Xiaoyu saw a plastic bottle with a bottle of water lying there. Yan Xiaoyi, who reacted very quickly, also looked over at this time. The two of them looked at each other in the electric light and started talking about you.
Chapter completed!