Chapter 246: The Miserable Lazy Tiger
The lazy tiger suddenly let out a few low growls, as if it was publishing the opinion of the person himself.|^
After looking at Lanhu's dissatisfied expression, Tianci smiled and said: Are you dissatisfied with becoming my mount and wanting to be my food, right?
When you hear that you want to be a gift from God, it will be honest all of a sudden and make a few "whimper" sounds in grievance.
Lazy cat! You say that you just sleep all day long, you have no pursuit at all, you look at how fat you are almost unable to walk. I see that you are no different from a pig now. Tianci looked at this lazy tiger and said:
The lazy tiger growled twice again, making a dissatisfied voice.[
Lazy cat! Why are you dissatisfied again? Do you know that you have to accept criticism carefully? But your happy life will come with you in the future. You will take you all over the country, and you will also help you solve your lifelong problems and find a little tigress for you. How about a lazy cat! Tianci smiled and said:
When the little tiger, the lazy tiger suddenly became energetic. He looked at Tianci with two big eyes full of light.
You are a lustful cat, you will be excited when you mention the tigress. It depends on my mood. If you are disobedient, I will turn the tigress into a tigress and give it to you. Tianci said as he looked at the lazy tigress and said:
After hearing that Tianci wanted to give the female cat to herself, the lazy tiger wanted to give Tianci a claw, but when she thought of Tianci's power, she stopped thinking, and then she lay on the ground like frost hitting eggplant, without any energy at all.
Okay, don't be so uninspiring. If you want you to be obedient, I will find a tigress as your wife. Now I will give you a task. You can catch some wild game for me now, don't try to escape! Otherwise you will know the outcome._!~; Tianci waved his fist and said:
Then Tianci took out a bottle of pill from his arms, poured out a pill and put it in his palm and said: This is a pill called "Bunchan Pill". If you take it for half a year, you might as well use the antidote. Your intestines will rot to death. This is also a pill to prevent you from running away. If you are obedient, I will give you an antidote. You will take it now and then catch wild game for me as dinner.
Under the threat of Tianci, the lazy tiger could only swallow the poison with tears, and then the lazy tiger went to catch dinner for Tianci in dejectedly.
After the lazy tiger left, Tianci happily picked up dry firewood, set up a barbecue rack, and waited for the lazy tiger to come back.
After a while, the lazy tiger came back with two pheasants and a hare. After Tianci took off his hair, he began to peel the hair. When Tianci lit a bonfire at night, he began to roast the two pheasants and a hare.
After a while, the two pheasants were roasted golden and had a very attractive aroma. The lazy tiger next to him looked at the roast chicken on the rack with stars, and he even drooled a lot at its best.
After Tianci sprinkled some salt and spices, the aroma of this roasted chicken became even more attractive, and it could taste from a distance.
As time goes by, the two roasted chickens have been roasted, and the fragrance emitted by these two pheasants is even more attractive. After a while, pairs of blue eyes appeared in the forest. Looking at this, Tianci knew that this was the eyes of a wild wolf. And through the number of eyes, Tianci could see that there were no less than ten wild grains nearby. Tianci knew that these were all his pheasants, which was really tempting, and he attracted all the wild grains.
Moreover, the lazy tiger, who was originally lying on the ground, also stood up. It also found wild grains that suddenly appeared nearby and kept making low growls.
Tianci looked at the wild grain outside, and then looked at the lazy tiger who was ready to go. Tianci touched the lazy tiger's head and said: Go lazy cat, and kill all the hateful flies that disturbed my meal.
Lanhu roared in dissatisfaction, then rushed towards the wild wolves, and then fought with them into a ball, and then there were constant roars of tigers and wolf roars. However, Tianci was eating the roasted pheasant beautifully while appreciating how Lanhu taught these more than ten wild wolves a lesson.
After a period of fighting, the wild wolf threw down a few corpses and then left in shame. However, the lazy tiger raised his chest and looked up, and walked back in a tiger's footstep.
After Lanhu came back, Tianci not only ate two pheasants, but also ate the roasted hare. Lanhu looked at the empty appearance of the grill and ran to Tianci, growling, as if asking why he didn't leave some food for it.
Tianci looked at Lanhu's aggrieved look and said: Lazy Cat! You performed well today, all of which are for you to eat. As he said that, Tianci took out some food.
When he heard Tianci's words, Lazy Tiger was filled with joy. When he saw the food given to it, it suddenly became wilted. Tianci just left it with two chicken heads, two fat chicken butts, and a rabbit head, and all that was left were chicken bones and rabbit bones.[
You are so fat now. You should eat less to reduce your obese body. Otherwise, there would be no tigress that would like you. It is better for men to suffer, so that they can look handsome and elegant? Tianci said:
After listening to the words of God, Lanhu finally held back his tears and put a fat chicken butt in his mouth and chewed it slowly, hoping that it could stay in his mouth for a while. However, after Lanhu finished eating the two chicken heads and chicken butts, he ate a rabbit head, but these were not enough to stuff his teeth into his teeth, and he became hungry the more he ate. So Lanhu could only eat the remaining chicken bones and rabbit bones, but these didn't work at all. Lanhu's stomach was still "gurgling".
Then the lazy tiger looked at Tianci pitifully, hoping that Tianci could give it some food.
Tianci looked at Lanhu and said: Just think you lost weight today, and you are too fat, so you should lose weight well, and you blame you for all this. Why did you just hit two pheasants and a hare when you can eat so much? Wouldn't you bet more back? This is all your fault, so you have to remember and come back to get more next time? If you are too hungry, go and eat the wild wolves you killed!
In the end, Lazy Hu could only eat the cold wild wolf meat sadly, but Tianci was lying on the ground and shouting, "I'm so full, I'm so full."
In a place not far from Tianci, a middle-aged man sighed: It is really unreasonable now. The student was happily eating barbecue by the bonfire, while the teacher was sitting on the cold branches and eating fasting pills to stop hunger. It is really unreasonable.
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Chapter completed!