Chapter 316: Film Emperor Xiaochunzi
This fucking guy is also a movie king level figure.
Not to mention Shi Tuo, even Dong Lin, who was hiding aside to watch the show, was unknowingly poisoned by a strange poison. His whole body became weak and he couldn't raise any magic power. While complaining, he used all his strength to resist the poison.
In retrospect, this little Haruko was very scheming. He made a mistake just now and hit several low-level magic weapons one after another. It turned out that they were all mixed with special poison. No wonder they were broken so thoroughly in just one hit. The powder of various flavors was all over the place.
It's all over the house, and now I think about it, it's just to cover up the smell of poison.
As soon as the medicine took effect, the small shop that was bustling with activity at first suddenly became quiet. Of course, the fallen monks scattered all over the place were a bit of an eyesore.
However, the gang of chefs looked confused and apparently did not suffer any harm.
"Hey, Xiao Chunzi, what happened to them? When did you take the poison? I can't see that you are still an expert!" Huniu looked at Xiao Chunzi with a look of joy, but of course she also looked dissatisfied.
clear.
"Ahem, Yanyan, please be respectful, Master Wang Chun, please don't be offended!" The old shopkeeper on the side did not expect that a kind-hearted young man would suddenly transform into a high-ranking monk!
And what kind of poisonous cultivator? I have never heard of it. In the past, the high-ranking Venerable Shi Tuo and a bunch of subordinates all fell to the ground half-dead. This made the old shopkeeper couldn't help but think of the delicious soup made by Wang Chun.
No wonder there was some poison in it, and my stomach was churning without even realizing it.
"Uncle Sima, don't worry, just call me Xiao Chunzi. It's too awkward to call me Immortal Master!" Wang Chun seemed a little shy and honest when he spoke. He looked so trustworthy. Dong Lin, who was hiding aside, secretly said,
He is indeed his mother-in-law actor.
Dong Lin is really unlucky. Not only is he just watching the excitement, he actually gets poisoned by watching it!
Of course, this poisonous cultivator is not as terrifying as imagined. It is silent and colorless, killing people invisibly. This is all a bluff!
Otherwise, Wang Chun wouldn't be a poisonous cultivator, but he has demonic skills that would make people mistakenly think he is a demonic cultivator.
Of course, it is very simple for Poison Cultivator to kill a mortal.
However, strictly speaking, cultivators can no longer be regarded as people in the true sense. Due to their cultivation, they are highly resistant to drugs, and ordinary poisons cannot poison cultivators at all.
The poison that can hurt a cultivator has a formula so precious that it is no longer even inferior to ordinary elixirs. Of course, if a poison cultivator really masters the poison that defies heaven, he can go up to several levels! The legendary poison lord is very awesome.
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It's a pity that poison is a consumable item and the materials are precious. In ancient times, it was okay to say that, but today, you can't even make elixirs, so why do you practice poison? There are probably only a few poison cultivators in the entire cave area!
The old shopkeeper chuckled and said, "Mr. Wang Chun, what are you going to do with your respect?" If you don't call me Immortal Master, then you can call me Sir instead. If the old shopkeeper were to call him Xiao Chunzi, he wouldn't be able to say it out loud.
"Haha, don't worry, uncle, I will handle this!" Wang Chun said with a harmless smile, "This bastard has been pestering Yanyan all day long, and I have long disliked him! This kind of thing must be eradicated!
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"Boy, I am the young master of the Lion Clan. If you dare to kill me, my Lion Clan will never let you go! I have a life-chasing talisman on me! If anything goes wrong, humph, you won't be able to escape!"
While Shi Tuo was already resistant to poison, he kept an eye on his surroundings. When he heard that Wang Chun actually wanted to kill him, his eyes widened with anger. However, his tone of voice was slightly trembling, and he looked a bit fierce and angry.
"Xiao Chunzi, ah no, Master Wang Chun, please don't, don't be impulsive!"
The old shopkeeper immediately shuddered and realized the seriousness immediately. If Shi Tuo really wanted to die in his small shop, the angry lion clan would not have to raze the place to the ground and no one could escape. "If he dies, we will
But he will be buried with him, even if it is a trivial matter, it is really not something he can do! Just make him promise not to cause trouble!"
"Huh, that's right, if something happens to me, not to mention you guys, even the entire Beiling City will be buried with me!" Shi Tuo was also very afraid of death, so he immediately continued to threaten.
"Uncle, don't worry, don't worry!" Wang Chun patted the old shopkeeper comfortingly, winked at Huniu, turned to the Venerable Shi Tuo on the ground and smiled: "Fellow Taoist Shi Tuo, you seem to be
You have forgotten my identity, I am a poisonous cultivator?! I would be so stupid to kill you directly? That is too humiliating! Since I want to deal with you, I will naturally use the poisonous cultivator method!"
As he spoke, Wang Chun waved his hand, and there were a few black beetles in his hand. They were inconspicuous in appearance, but they looked disgusting. He squatted in front of Venerable Shi Tuo with a smile, and fiddled with the small beetles, "These little things, look.
How does it look like? It’s very cute!”
"You, what exactly do you want!"
Venerable Shi Tuo was really confused at this time. It's not that the demon clan is not afraid of death. It's just a violent and painful death. If he died in a pile of disgusting bugs, he would panic just thinking about it.
"That's a good question!" Wang Chun patted Venerable Shi Tuo on the cheek arrogantly, making Shi Tuo grit his teeth with hatred, but he was unable to resist, "For the sake of being so well-behaved, I'll give it to you.
Lesson one, although these little bugs don’t have much temperament, they look like first-level demon bugs, but their identities are not simple. They are called puppet bugs, a small bug that can control the actions and thoughts of animals!"
"Of course, such low-level monsters usually pose no threat to big figures like Master Shi Tuo. Squeezing them to death is no different from squeezing an ant to death!" Wang Chun put on a devilish smile on his face,
"But things are different now. Fellow Taoist Shi Tuo is now powerless! If this little bug wants to get into your belly, it will be easy!"
"Fellow Taoist Wang Chun, even if you control me, it will be useless. People around me will naturally notice something is wrong! At that time, it will be difficult for you to escape!" Forced by the situation, Venerable Shi Tuo softened his words a lot.
, "If this is not the case, I will admit my defeat, swear never to bother Huniu again, and send five hundred medium-grade spiritual stones as compensation. What do you think?!"
Venerable Shi Tuo's posture has been set very low. According to his usual posture, he would never be so humble.
"Are you still thinking about reconciliation at this time? Is it possible?! Your oath is useless, who can guarantee you?!"
Wang Chun was not that easy to fool. He sneered. He probably felt that he had a chance to win. He explained casually: "I said you think too much. Why should I control you? I am very content. The possessions you have are enough to make you look cool."
It’s been a while! As for you, my idea is very simple, let you take the lead
I started to be generous and went directly to the dead wood forest in the south of the city. I heard that there was a fifth-level Skyfire Scorpion there, the one with a very bad temper. Throw it in, hehe, it probably won't take long. Venerable Shi Tuo led a team to hunt
If you kill the Skyfire Scorpion, the news of your death will be sent back to Beiling City!"
"You!..." Venerable Shi Tuo was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat.
"You, what are you!" Wang Chun took out a so-called "puppet insect" and stretched it towards Shi Tuo with a smile, "Here, swallow it obediently! It's delicious!"
Venerable Shi Tuo, who was just about to curse, immediately closed his mouth tightly when he saw the lively insects and refused to make a sound. He could only glare at Wang Chun with his eyes to express his anger and fear.
"Haha, fellow Taoist, do you think that you can only enter the body by eating it? You are too naive. For such a small insect, not to mention the mouth, it is also the nostrils, the vagina, and the peeing thing... too
Okay, you can get through any hole, you know!"
Wang Chun pressed forward step by step with an evil smile. As for the strong Venerable Shi Tuo, he reacted like a bullied girl, dodging backwards and crawling in fear. That was really evil.
Chapter completed!