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[Three thousand characters of the purity of a simple and honest man]

"Walk, you do this, it's your fault. It's the first time I'm stealing something. As you, you, you are so good at me!" The honest man looked angry.

"Puff!" Xiaoran almost sprayed out the meal he had eaten yesterday and today when he saw the honest man's cover look. And with the funny look of the honest man, Xiaoran almost didn't vomit it out.

"You can't vomit when you walk with me. I haven't eaten for two days!" The honest man looked bitter.

"Damn it, please remove the cover on your head first. It would be impolite to talk to others with the cover." Xiaoran looked at the cover on the honest man's head, looking helpless.

"This hat is good, it looks very good." The honest man touched the pink cover on his head.

Xiaoran felt like she could faint at that time.

"This is a (breast) cover! Not a hat!" Xiao Ran said righteously.

"What is a (breast) cover? Is it a very expensive hat? I understand, it is a very expensive hat called a (breast) cover!" The honest man nodded with a serious look on his face.

"I'm going." Xiaoran was speechless and helpless.

"Walk with us, let's go and steal things quickly. If they go to bed, we can't steal it." The honest man looked at the open window.

"The stealing was stolen when they were waiting for them to sleep, and you didn't know that?" Xiaoran was speechless at the time.

"No, I remember my master said that when people sleep, you cannot enter their room, otherwise you will be beaten badly. For example, when I went to my junior sister's room that time, I didn't know that she was sleeping. As soon as I walked to her bed, I was beaten by her before I could speak. Look, this fist print has not disappeared yet." The honest man touched his cheek, thinking about the scene that day, the honest man is still frightened.

"You go to your junior sister's room in the middle of the night, and it will be strange if you don't get beaten." Xiaoran wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh. This was simply a treasure-level figure.

"So, we must wait until they go to bed before they go to bed, otherwise they will be beaten." The honest man looked serious, as if this was the case.

Xiaoran was speechless. What theory is this? Xiaoran looked in the room and found that Dingxiang was reading a book at the moment, looking serious, and having a fun heart.

"Believe it or not, I will go in directly. Even if I am found out, she will not hit me." Xiaoran smiled.

"I don't believe it. Stealing cannot be seen. I have a way to wander in front of her. She won't hit me." The honest man looked serious.

"I don't believe it." Xiaoran dared to say this because he knew Dingxiang. The honest man didn't know Dingxiang, and the second-handed looked slapped. How could Dingxiang not hit him when he went in? Xiaoran wanted to see how this honest man could do it.

"I'll let you see it." The honest man said, and took off his clothes.

"I don't have special hobbies." Xiaoran took a step back.

"I don't have special hobbies, either." The honest man took off his clothes on his own.

"Why do you need to take off your clothes?" Xiaoran asked in confusion.

"Use invisibility technique, invisibility technique, you have to take off your clothes." The honest man said with a serious look on his face.

"Invisibility? Is there really such a thing?" Xiaoran looked at the honest and honest man who was already naked in confusion.

"You think it's good to Sa, I'll be gone soon."

The honest man said that, he took out a piece of yellow talisman paper from his pocket and stuck it to his butt, and the person disappeared immediately.

"It's really gone?" Xiaoran was shocked.

"Then there are fakes, I won't lie." The voice came from Xiaoran's side.

"Is this true?!" Xiaoran looked shocked.

"I've gone in." said the honest man.

Xiaoran could only hear footsteps and couldn't see anyone at all. At this time, a strong wind blew, and the yellow talisman paper immediately floated out of the honest man's butt and came to Xiaoran's hand.

At this time, Xiaoran also saw the honest man clearly, and saw the honest man shaking his fat big butt and walking into the room, as if others could not see him.

"This is the talisman paper, so if he is gone, can't anyone see it?" Xiaoran looked at the honest man with a surprised face.

Then Xiaoran was silent for the honest man for a few seconds, and then turned his head away.

The honest man didn't know that the talisman paper on his body was blown away at this moment, and he shook it to Dingxiang's side.

"You can't see me." The honest man said very honestly.

Dingxiang was thinking about things in a daze. When she heard the voice, she turned around and saw a fat stranger standing in front of her.

"ah!"

With a sharp shout.

Xiaoran silently recited in his heart, "Good luck."

"Bang!"

Dingxiang slapped the honest man in the face. The honest man didn't know what was wrong. Could it be that his invisible talisman has expired?

"A pervert!" Dingxiang shouted, Imagine you were thinking, a (naked) man appeared directly beside you, what would you do? Dingxiang has reacted faster.

The honest man scratched his head.

"Can you see me!" The honest man looked surprised.

"The pervert is despicable and shameless! Perverted crazy!!!" Dingxiang's voice could almost alarm the entire building!

"My chastity is gone!" The honest man quickly grabbed his face, looked like he was about to cry, and jumped down from the balcony.

Then there was a loud "touch".

"Invisible Talisman? Is this person also a cultivator?" Xiaoran looked at the talisman paper in his hand, with a look of confusion.

At this time, Dingxiang hurried to the window. At this moment, the weather was calm and as if nothing had happened.

"I'm having hallucinations?" Dingxiang was full of doubts.

Xiaoran took a step directly, walked to Dingxiang with a smile on his face.

Before Dingxiang could see clearly, she thought it was the perverted and mad fat man again, so she shouted directly: "A pervert!"

Before Xiaoran could explain, Dingxiang directly punched Xiaoran's face.

Xiaoran was speechless and said, "Yes... me!"

"Ah?" Dingxiang let go of her hand, and saw Xiaoran, and quickly stood in front of him with a red look.

"Oh, my god." Yuchi! The fat man was definitely the one who acted like a hooligan, but he was the one who was fisted? Xiaoran was speechless, but Xiaoran didn't care about the life and death of the honest man, because a honest man could use such a magical talisman, he must be a cultivator. Since it was okay to fall down just now, it should be okay to fall down now.

"Ah? It's you?" Dingxiang was shocked and automatically filtered the honest man into an illusion.

"It's me, I'm here to find you this time." Xiaoran touched his face, which was still a little painful.

"What's wrong with Xiaoran? By the way, did you see a (naked) fat man just now?" Dingxiang looked confused.

"What fat man? I didn't see it." Xiaoran looked confused, as if he really didn't see that fat man.

In fact, Xiaoran was not easy to explain about this matter, so he simply became careless.

"Oh." Dingxiang lowered her head and sighed.

"How about what you said today, you regret it. Actually, Xiao Yang went to the bar that day and didn't want to fuck that young woman. The young woman was a liar and said it on purpose. In the end, she snatched Xiao Yang's money, so things were not what you thought." Xiao Ran explained.

"Is that true?" Dingxiang actually had a grudge against that matter in addition to her grades. Just imagine that woman could tolerate her presence and her boyfriend hugged her.

"It's really like this. He didn't explain clearly. I'll take you to see him." Xiaoran explained.

"Really? But I can't go out. My parents scolded me today, saying that my grades were so bad." Dingxiang showed a hint of helplessness.

"It's better to see him. He doesn't feel good. I'll just take you down just if it's okay." Xiaoran looked at the floor. Although it was on the third floor, it was nothing in Xiaoran's eyes.

"Down from the third floor? Are you not kidding?" This is the third floor, so Dingxiang naturally doesn't believe it.

Xiaoran hugged Dingxiang directly, jumped and jumped down. The milky white light flashed faintly on Xiaoran's body, and the same was true on her shoes.

"Bang!"

Xiaoran let go of Dingxiang, and the fat man had long disappeared.

"This is impossible." Dingxiang was shocked. This is the third floor! He hugged someone and went down from the third floor without any trouble. How could this be possible?

"There is nothing impossible, let's go." Xiaoran smiled slightly.

"Oh." Seeing that Xiaoran didn't say anything, Dingxiang stopped asking.

Xiaoran and Dingxiang walked to the front of the car. Xiaoran was about to get in the car, but unexpectedly heard such a voice sounding in his heart: "Walk together, this is wrong. How can you eat alone? I have no credit and work hard, let alone I haven't eaten dinner yet!!!"

Xiaoran looked around and saw that there was no one around, and the sound came from there.

"What's wrong?" Dingxiang asked.

"No." Xiaoran was about to get in the car but a voice sounded in Xiaoran's heart again.

"You can't leave me with your companion, you can't just leave like that, I'll wait for you in the back of the building."

Xiaoran turned his head and still didn't see anyone. This is strange where did the sound come from?

"What's wrong?" Ding Xiang was also a little confused when she saw Xiaoran's suspicious look.

"I'll go there first, wait for me for a while." Xiaoran said and walked towards the back of the building.

And the lilac can only wait.

Xiaoran walked to the back of the corridor and saw the honest man standing naked in the corner, while the honest man was holding a yellow talisman paper in his hand.

"You are talking to me with this thing?" Xiaoran looked at the pitiful look of the honest man, then looked at the talisman paper in the honest man's hand and couldn't help but ask.
Chapter completed!
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