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[Three thousand words of bladder explosion](1/2)

Xiaoran saw a group of children gathering not far away, and felt something was strange.

Especially the small wooden house, it looks like a toilet, and there is a smell of a toilet. Xiaoran has not yet released water, so he put on his pants and planned to go to the toilet to release water.

He walked over.

"Ergou, look, someone is here!" The bald child looked horrified.

"Damn!" Ergou touched the bare back of his head, frightened to death, and said in shock: "A... the lord is here."

"What should I do?" asked a little boy with flat head.

Ergou thought for a long time and said, "If he comes over and shakes things up, we will be caught and beaten up by our parents!"

Ergou said that, his eyes were still reluctant to leave, staring at the white butt in the toilet. He didn't look like a teenage child.

But the bald child was really anxious! Sweat was coming out on his face.

"What should I do?" The bald child looked surprised.

"Let's ask him to look inside later and then put things on him-------I don't seem to have seen this person before, so I don't care."

Children nowadays are all clever.

Ergou quickly jumped off the boy's head------ and then walked over with a smile on his face.

Although Ergou is named Ergou, he is quite beautiful.

To use a modern word to describe Ergou, just one word: cute!

To use modern words to describe Ergou’s heart, two words: vulgar!

Simple people are easily confused by Ergou's simple appearance--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Kid, let me ask, is this room a toilet?" Xiaoran looked at Ergou and asked softly.

"Here." Ergou pointed at the wooden house with a smile and said, "Brother, you will know by yourself."

Xiaoran squinted her eyes and thought to herself that this child was quite polite.

Seeing the group of children who were so angry that they dared not breathe, Xiaoran felt strange. However, I, a man, had something to be afraid of, so Xiaoran took a "brave" step and walked over.

He looked at the wooden house.

I saw a blue floral skirt blocking my waist, her plump buttocks were white, and she was squatting.

Although she couldn't see her face, Xiaoran was definitely a beauty from her buttocks.

Um.

I always think there is something wrong.

Damn! This woman is peeing.

These children are peeping -- I am confused and joining their peeping ranks?

No... This matter is not that simple. Why do these big-ticket children ask themselves to come and peep together?!

really!

Ergou Ghost Elves shouted: "Sister Xiao Qiao, there is a man who pees at you!"

"run!"

Bald child, start running immediately.

The group of children immediately ran wildly, yelling, and their speed was really not as good as those of these children.

Here, I ran away in a flash-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Damn it!" Xiaoran's reaction was not overwhelming, and he immediately discovered the problem.

Ergou's eyes were circling with black eyes and was about to escape!

Bang!

Xiaoran pulled Ergou with one hand!

"Little bastard." Xiaoran was angry and shouted, "Do you dare to play tricks on me, don't you know, is the only one who can save someone else's share in this world? Such a big kid dares to beat me, you are still a little tender and your hair is not growing."

"Let me go! Let me go, Sister Xiao Qiao, he hit me!" Ergou began to shout.

Kuang.

The door of the cabin was pushed open.

The woman walking out was wearing a floral long dress with white and blue, but she couldn't hide her slender legs. She was a close-fitting blue down jacket on her upper body, a slim figure, an oval face, long shawl hair, yes, she was a beauty.

When she saw Xiaoran, she was a little surprised: "Who are you? Why are you catching Ergou?"

Ergou's black eyes were spinning.

It seemed that there was another shocking plan, and he plotted out from his belly.

"Sister Xiao Qiao, he wants to pee at you." Ergou seemed to be crying: "Then I stopped him, and he grabbed me and refused to let go!"

shameless.

How can a child be so unrestrained? You don’t lie like this and you can frame people like this.

"Let him go!" Xiao Qiao's beautiful eyes were full of anger.

"Hey." Xiaoran ignored Xiao Qiao, stared at Ergou, and said, "How can a child lie-----Lying again, be careful not to grow up, be careful not to become thicker!"

Ergou was stunned, hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Really?"

Look.

A child is a child.

If you are soft or hard, you have to lie to him to win.

So in the future, you must not confront children head-on-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

In fact, children around ten years old will care about their length. They know that this kind of thing is very important!

Nowadays, children's ideas change very quickly, referred to as precocious maturity. Often, they know a lot about Circle Cracks very early, both in rural areas and cities... Don't look at such older children, many of them will buy physical yellow books to "observe and learn" at this age.

"Shameless!"

Xiao Qiao was furious and raised her hand and slapped Xiaoran!

Xiaoran's eyes flashed with a flash, and she raised her hand and caught Xiao Qiao's hand--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Besides, it was not my fault, it was this child’s fault!

Unintentionally planted willows and willows to form shade---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"If you have something to say, don't touch me." Xiaoran grabbed Ergou's collar and didn't put it on: "Besides, you haven't figured out what happened yet. Don't you feel that just doing something indiscriminately will hurt people?"

"Let me go!"

Xiao Qiao kept trying to break free from her arms, but she didn't expect that Xiaoran would ignore her at all and grabbed him tightly.

Crazy woman.

Do you think your butt is big, so I have to look at your butt?

Damn, I can’t count the many women. Can I fall in love with you?

But I was too lazy to talk to this crazy woman. She didn't believe it after saying this, and maybe she would even brag about it.

"Listen to your name Ergou." Xiaoran looked at him: "What do you like?"

"Transformers, it's a pity that I don't have money to buy them, so my parents don't let them sell them." Ergou looked at Xiaoran suspiciously, not knowing what Xiaoran meant.

"Well, if you make the matter clear, how about I buy Transformers for you?" Xiaoran looked at Xiao Qiao's angry face and said calmly: "This matter is not a joke about the reputation of this sister."

Ergou.

Ergou, hesitated, hesitated---- for a few minutes.

Striving, on one hand, you are going to be beaten by your parents, and on the other hand, you are the Transformers whom you have loved for a long time!

Which one is more important, I love Transformers.

"Okay, I want Bumblebee. If you promise me to buy it, I will tell the truth." Ergou didn't dare to look at Xiaoran with his little eyes.

"I promise."

Xiaoran didn't even think about it. How difficult is a Transformer? I'll buy you a limited edition.

“Hook.”

“Hook.”

Ergou hesitated a little, and the two of them pulled their little fingers together, swaying.

Xiao Qiao was stunned on the other side. She was increasingly unable to understand what was going on.

Ergou felt that Xiaoran was not lying, so he was worried about it, so he blushed and said, "This brother came to go to the bathroom. Erdan asked me to come and pee. This matter has nothing to do with this little brother."

Xiaoran smiled and put Ergou on the ground. It seemed that he had a good time to coax the child.

Xiao Qiao was stunned. She never expected that this half-aged child would do such a thing--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
To be continued...
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