If you can't find it with your second uncle, then go to the wax museum to find Bai Xian. He is usually hidden there. I am so happy to have a girlfriend who can transform into thousands of statues.
If you do it once a day, you can sleep with 365 women in a year, and 3650 women in ten years. You can kill a thousand people, but my second uncle killed three thousand people. I'm envious!
I just don’t know if Bai Xian has thorns. It’s a bit scary to think about it. How do you attack a hedgehog? Uncle Er is such a man!
When I came to the familiar alley, I knocked on the strange door. After an echo, it opened with a creak, just like an old man laughing.
"Come in, your second uncle is inside."
Bai Xian's voice came from the room, and I quickly closed the door and slipped into the room.
There are a lot less wax figures in the house, at least half of them are gone. The wax figures here are very lifelike, like real people wearing a layer of human skin, so I call it the Horror Wax Museum. Even the smiles are the same as the real ones. It gives me goosebumps.
Come on, if this craft is used to sell dolls, it will benefit many otakus.
Baixian was sitting on a bench, holding a hedgehog needle in her hand, and she was weaving a lantern with a piece of human skin.
"Second Aunt, where are the other wax figures?" I asked curiously.
"Sell it. Your second uncle lost a lot of money in the World Cup, and he almost lost this wax figure of mine!" Bai Xian continued to weave the human skin lantern without raising his head. The human skin had no blood on it and was completely peeled off.
Moreover, the skin is very elastic and tender, probably the skin of a girl who has just died.
I sighed, "Gambling is harmful to people. Huang Tian is above. Gambling and I are inseparable from poison."
But Bai Xian said generously, "Don't blame him, Zhuge Liang will lose two hundred even if he comes to the World Cup, it's normal."
With a wife like this, what more could I ask for! She loves my second uncle so much. If she hadn't turned into Sadako, I would have almost believed her, which scared my second uncle to death in the middle of the night.
"Who did you make this human skin lantern for?" I quickly changed the subject, fearing that Bai Xian would become more and more resentful, as the mother would be the same, and what she said was different from what she was thinking.
"Xiao Zhang's shop next door. His wife just died. He made a skin lantern to attract his wife to come back. If he doesn't make some extra money, I'll have to buy all the wax figures."
I don't understand what Bai Xian said. People will return to their souls within the first seven nights after death. Is it necessary to make a human skin lantern trick?
"Her wife cheated on her and had sex with someone outdoors. She was bitten on the butt by a poisonous snake and died of poisoning. She was too embarrassed to come back for the first seven days." Bai Xian added.
I"…………"
"Then why did you recruit her? She deserved to die, retribution!" I was puzzled.
"That bitch is in charge of money. If I don't recruit her, I can't find Xiao Zhang's money. I wonder where she hid the money!" Bai Xian said again.
I"……"
Damn, it’s so bloody, writing it,
"The boy is back?"
Suddenly my second uncle's voice came from inside the house. After exchanging a few words with Bai Xian, I quickly entered the back room. I saw my second uncle kneeling on the durian with his bare knees, but he was still analyzing the game with his cell phone in his hand.
"Shh, don't scream, help me up quickly, my legs are numb." The second uncle quickly made a silent movement, and then whispered, I am also sensible, and quietly helped him up.
His legs were so numb that he staggered and almost fell to the ground. He didn't know how long he had been kneeling, and his knees were almost red and swollen. After all, he was kneeling on a durian.
"You're back, kid. How are you doing in Kyoto? You haven't been back home for two and a half years, how come you have such a tan? I heard that you have become a great elder!" The second uncle was very worried about me.
, asked a lot of questions in one breath, but I didn’t know how to answer him, so I sighed and said that I was very sad, except for sleeping with a few women, I had accomplished nothing!
"It's a long story. I brought something back this time. Please help me take a look first!"
I stopped talking nonsense and quickly took out the box, then opened the two pills and showed them to my second uncle.
"This is what Zhang Sanfeng left for Shen Wansan. Do you know what it is? Can it be eaten? What is its use?" I asked quickly.
The second uncle picked up the two black and white elixirs, then held them up under the lamp for inspection, then frowned.
"This is a bit like the Taoist jade elixir, which controls yin and yang. The owner of this jade elixir is quite powerful. It is really possible that he is Zhang Sanfeng." The second uncle seemed to have some eyebrows.
"What is the Jade Pill? I've never heard of it." I shook my head. The Fox Fairy had lived for so long and didn't even know about it, and I didn't even know it.
The second uncle put down his hand and explained, "There is a rainbow incarnation in Tibet. Taoism cultivates jade bones. After the monks die, there are relics. And a very small number of Taoist masters will turn into jade elixirs after death. It is the same as the relics, but not every Every Taoist master has the Jade Pill, which requires a very high level of cultivation, but monks only have it if they are older, so it is common, but few people know about the Jade Pill."
Now I understand, the jade pill is the relic of Taoism. Zhang Sanfeng is so powerful, it is not surprising that he has jade pills, and there are two of them, which are very similar to yin and yang.
In this way, Zhang Sanfeng did not give this to the Shen family. It is possible that after Zhang Sanfeng died, the Shen family cremated his body and then picked up the ashes. It just looks like a pill, so naturally it cannot be eaten. Who can It’s no wonder that people eat food from dead people. I said, if it’s a pill, why don’t the Shen family eat it? They still keep it until now.
if true
Chapter completed!