Chapter 425 Aunt La Pener
Liang Xiaole seemed to have fifteen buckets in his heart - he was uncertain about it, but he couldn't bear to leave this clue alone, so he muddle-headedly asked Feng Liangcun to "buy a mother" to get married. Then he called out Xiaoyu Qilin and let him see what happened.
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Xiaoyu Qilin looked at the old man, then at Feng Liangcun (there was no distance in the space, they could see it when they turned around), and said happily: "These are father and son, that's right. Look at the bridge of their noses,
The eyebrows are exactly the same."
After Xiaoyu Qilin said this, Liang Xiaole also felt that the two were very similar and said happily: "It doesn't matter that Feng Liangcun is a 'buyer'. Not only did he get a good wife, but he could also recognize his ancestors and return to the clan and inherit the Wan Guan family property. You really need to do good deeds when you have to do them."
, I will regret it for the rest of my life if I miss this opportunity.”
Xiaoyu Qilin said with a bad smile: "I told you this: developing your career through marriage is your only way at the moment. Don't focus on your own one-third of an acre. No matter how capable you are, your space is limited.
Development will be affected sooner or later."
Liang Xiaole remembered what she had said before about the "Shikigami Engagement", and couldn't help but blush, and said: "These are all opportunities! Opportunities! Do you know? If Mrs. Yi hadn't sold herself to become a mother, how could Feng Liangcun have bought a mother?
What about getting married' and 'recognizing one's ancestors and returning to the clan'?!"
"Opportunities are also created by people. It depends on whether you can seize them." Xiaoyu Qilin said: "If you hadn't pointed him out, he would never come back to 'buy a mother' again. If ordinary people can't seize it,
It’s still forgivable. If you missed it, it would be a bit too...that..."
Liang Xiaole thought about it and felt that what Xiaoyu Qilin said was indeed reasonable: In order to preserve his own powers and space, he mobilized so many people to work hard for him in two lifetimes. If he ignored it and let it go, not only would it be a great blow to them
Being irresponsible is also very detrimental to the development of your own career.
"Okay. As you said, I will definitely change it in the future. Let's handle this matter quickly today." Liang Xiaole said, took out the white note in his wallet, "swipe, swipe, swipe" and wrote
He wrote four maxims, put it in his purse, and then flew to Feng Liangcun's side, and adjusted the bag with the one who gave it to him first.
This is how he got the reputation of "little prodigy" and "prophet".
After Liang Xiaole finished doing this, he said to Xiaoyu Qilin: "In order to promote Feng Liangcun's beautiful marriage and recognize his ancestors and return to the clan, we are obsessed with glory. From today on, we will follow him to observe him. If there is any need for help, we can take action in time."
"Why did you drag me along again?" Xiaoyu Qilin said dissatisfied.
Liang Xiaole smiled and said, "If you don't pay a price for your idea, wouldn't I be neglecting you?!"
Xiaoyu Qilin is poor (funny) and returns to poverty (funny). As long as what Liang Xiaole says is reasonable, it can generally be implemented. In Feng Liangcun's case, it mainly did two things:
First, after Feng Liangcun was put into a sack and thrown into the river, it quickly covered him with a water-proof cover to prevent the landlubber from being flooded.
Second, after Feng Liangcun arrived at the Yifu, it managed to open up his childhood memories and let him recall the scenes of his childhood activities here. Liang Xiaole also unlocked the door of the small building for him. Only then did he fall in love with the scene.
, burst into tears.
I think Feng Liangcun was only four or five years old when he was lost. Children in this time and space did not go to kindergarten. They were enlightened late, how could they remember the past?!
With Xiaoyu Qilin secretly helping me, everything seemed normal and natural.
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Feng Liangcun went back to Liangjiatun, informed Hongyuan's father and mother, and held the wedding when he came back.
Hongyuan's father, mother, Liang Xiaole, Liang Hongyuan and their eight sworn brothers all came to attend the wedding.
The first thing in the Yi Mansion was to get a daughter, the second thing was to marry a daughter-in-law, and the third thing was to find the son who had been lost for many years. These three joys were celebrated together, which made the Yi Shixiong couple extremely happy. They invited relatives and friends to make the wedding extra grand.
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Feng Liangcun recognized his ancestor and returned to his family, and Hongyuan's father and mother were also very happy. Adopting orphans and setting up an orphanage are inherently good deeds. The orphans find their biological parents, have a home, and have no regrets. This is more important than anything else. They are looking forward to it.
All orphans have a happy ending like Feng Liangcun.
In order to add a festive touch to the wedding banquet, Liang Xiaole and Hong Yuanniang discussed it, and then with the consent of Mr. and Mrs. Yi, mother and daughter cooked a pot of divine dumplings together.
To add to the fun, Liang Xiaole performed "fetching objects from the air" in public. She asked Mrs. Yi to bring a red cloth bag, holding a corner of the bag with each hand, and showed the front and back to everyone to prove what was in the bag.
Not at all. Then she shook her body in the air, and then swung it behind her. In full view of everyone, six large wine jars resolutely appeared behind her. They were filled with clear and beautiful wine, and a strong aroma of wine immediately filled the courtyard.
The guests at the banquet ate "divine dumplings" with various vegetable fillings and drank the wine "conjured" by the little prodigy. The atmosphere suddenly became high. People praised the old couple Yi and his wife for their blessings in old age: their son was found again, and they still have a son.
Being in a relationship with a "magnificent" family is a blessing that comes from the couple's good deeds.
It turns out that the old beggar Yi and his wife adopted the old beggar's daughter and paid for the old beggar's burial, which has been said to be a good story. Now their lost son has also been raised by others and has recognized his ancestors. People think that this is a good deed in return.
Good reward. What was originally a very ordinary wedding banquet suddenly turned into a big classroom for moral education.
Listening to people's praise, Mr. and Mrs. Yi were moved to tears and kept saying to Hongyuan's mother beside them: "This is all the blessing you have brought to me. If you hadn't adopted my son, how would we be where we are today?"
The whole family was reunited, and the house was full of guests."
Hongyuan Niang said: "Because we have similar temperaments and similar personalities, we got together. This is God's arrangement. We have to thank God. Let's all thank God."
Upon hearing this, Yi Shixiong said happily: "Yes! Yes! This is all God's will and arrangement. Even though I have recognized the palace lord, he is still your adopted son, Gan'er, and you still call him Feng Liangcun."
You can communicate with Grandpa Heaven. From now on, you have to regulate Haoer and guide our family in accordance with Grandpa Heaven's will."
Liang Xiaole, who was sitting next to Hong Yuan's mother while eating, felt happy when she heard this: It seems that assimilating their family doesn't require any effort.
Liang Xiaole's role at the wedding was to accompany the bride during the day and protect her from being tampered with; second, to be responsible for defecating in the bedpan at night and to marry the bride by mistake.
It turns out that there is also the habit of molesting the bride here. But if the bride is accompanied by relatives or children, the person who comes to molest will have some taboos: It is okay to molest the bride, but you can't ignore the relatives or children around the bride, right?! So, most people,
When marrying a bride, a minor girl (usually the groom's sister or the bride's sister-in-law) must be arranged to accompany the bride.
And Liang Xiaole has a special trick to protect the bride: watching people lift the bride up, she uses her powers to hold the bride's buttocks so that they can't move. In this way, although in form they are "rolling"
, but the bride didn’t feel like she was being “trampled”.
Going to the potty at night is Liang Xiaole's highlight.
It turns out that the custom here is similar to the custom in Liangjiatun Village. On the first day of marriage, a new daughter-in-law does not have to do anything by herself. Even making the bed and picking up the bedpan are handled by full-time personnel.
Liang Xiaole is a full-time "pull (take) potty" character.
This "pull pot" is also a folk custom. On the wedding night, an unmarried little girl has to carry the potty to the new daughter-in-law. And this little girl must be of the same generation as the new daughter-in-law, and the new daughter-in-law is called sister-in-law, that is, the new daughter-in-law's sister-in-law.
Son.
Moreover, the potty cannot leave the ground and must be pulled along the ground. While pulling it, it is said: "Auntie, pull the pot, let's have a little nephew." This continues until the new house.
If the host's family does not have an unmarried sister-in-law, let a little girl of the same generation from the recent head of the family take this position. Afterwards, the host's family will inevitably buy something for the little girl. Even though she is a child, she cannot work for others in vain on the big day, right?
To put it bluntly, it's actually just a picture of the husband's son.
Liang Xiaole was Feng Liangcun's god-sister, so it was natural for her to take on this job.
Under normal circumstances, young girls who play potty are shy and often just play potty without saying anything. The host family will send a young daughter-in-law or an old woman to walk behind the little girl and mutter while walking: "Auntie, pull the pot.
Here comes a little nephew."
Liang Xiaole was crazy that night. When the boss ordered to pull the potty, she happily walked to the bedpan that had been prepared, pulled it with her right hand, and shouted loudly as she walked: "Auntie, pull the pot, here comes my little nephew."
Without even saying a word, he continued greeting her all the way to the new house, making everyone present laugh "haha".
Dou Jinan, Hu Yanhui, Xie Yucheng, Ma Zhitao and other eight brothers who were kicked out of the new house saw Liang Xiaole being so public, so they all came over to laugh:
"Lele, what does it feel like to use the potty?"
"It's great! At that moment, I felt like an angel, slowly flying down from the high sky, pulling up the bedpan, singing all the way, sending good luck and blessings to the newlyweds!"
While Liang Xiaole was talking, he was also making flying poses, looking very intoxicated, making several people laugh.
"Lele, when I get married, I will never let you fuck me?"
"Lele, me too."
"Me too."
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How could Liang Xiaole not hear what they were saying?! He thought to himself, since you are hinting at me, I will also hint at you. After thinking about it, he pinched his waist with one hand, pointed at them with the other, and said solemnly:
"Listen to me, all seven of you godbrothers. When you get married, I will be the one to use the potty!"
Liang Xiaole metaphorically told them: I am just your god-sister, your wife’s sister-in-law, and your child’s aunt! Don’t think about anything else!
Chapter completed!