"It's perfect. Then you can buy the one that costs ten cents." Liang Xiaole thought for a while and said, "If you go back and eat them all, the donkey will find them. Remember, the one that costs ten cents can't be more or less. Otherwise, it won't be perfect."

?!"

Cui Dacheng thanked Liang Xiaole, signed the land lease contract, and went home happily.

When he arrived at Panghei, Cui Dacheng's wife asked him: "Where did you tie our donkey after you came back from Liangjiatun?"

"I didn't ride on the donkey. Why, it's gone?"

"What? You didn't ride it?" The wife panicked: "I haven't seen it since you left the house. I thought you rode it away? Let's look for it quickly!

The couple searched in front of the village, behind the village, in Lingnan Valley and in the north, but could not find their little donkey.

"It's weird, I lied about losing my donkey, but why did it really happen that I lost it when I came back?" Cui Dacheng said angrily.

"Is this all caused by your foul mouth?" the wife scolded: "What are you talking about and throwing away the donkey? This is not a good thing, because it also throws away the way to make money."

"Don't worry, let me think about it."

Cui Dacheng recalled the scene in Liangjiatun Village, and suddenly slapped his thigh and said: "That little girl is really amazing. She had already figured out that our donkey would be lost today. She also said that we don't have to look for our donkey. We can go to the Chinese medicine shop."

Buy a dose of laxatives here, eat them all when you go back, and the donkey will come back."

"Then why don't you go quickly?!" the wife urged.

Cui Dacheng ran to the Chinese medicine shop.

It's also appropriate.

In recent days, there is often a fortune teller setting up a fortune teller at the door of a drug store, which annoys the drug store shopkeeper. It is on the street and is shared by everyone, but we cannot drive him away.

It was getting dark today and there was no business in the drug store. The shopkeeper came up with a plan and said to the fortune teller: "Sir, tell me what fortune I can make before I close the door, oh, within half an hour."

How much is it? If the calculation is correct, you can continue to set up the Gua stall here. If the calculation is incorrect, your Gua stall will be moved to another place."

The fortune teller pinched his fingers and said, "You can make ten cents in half an hour."

The medicine shop owner is saying to himself, it’s your turn to destroy the stall today! Even if I give people medicine for free, I can’t make you do it right!

Time passed little by little, and when it was closed, no one came to the drug store to buy medicine. The fortune teller was worried: If no one came to buy medicine, he would lose.

But the drug store owner was very happy: as long as no one comes to buy medicine before coming to the door, the door will be quiet tomorrow!

Seeing that it was getting dark, the shopkeeper was about to close the back door. At this moment, Cui Dacheng came to the medicine shop quickly and wanted to buy ten cents of laxatives.

The shopkeeper was dumbfounded when he heard this and said, "Why do you have to pay ten cents? Can't you order less?"

"No!" Cui Dacheng said.

"Then I give you ten cents worth of medicine and charge you nine cents, okay?"

"no!"

"Oh, ten cents worth of laxatives is too much. It could kill someone. I don't dare sell you so much." The drug store owner pretended to be surprised.

"Then I will establish a written record for you. If anything happens, it has nothing to do with you." Cui Dacheng said.

The medicine shop owner looked at the smiling fortune teller outside the door and had no choice but to admit defeat. He gave Cui Dacheng a ten-cent laxative.

Besides, Liang Xiaole returned to his room after dinner. After calming down, he suddenly remembered that he teased a pilgrim and asked him to buy laxatives this afternoon. The dosage of laxatives for ten cents must be very large, in case that person really

If you lose your donkey and foolishly go to the drug store to buy it, it is no joke to kill someone.

Liang Xiaole was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat, quickly dodged into the space, and flew towards Xiaoluozhuang Village on the "bubble".

I only knew that the man was from Xiaoluozhuang Village, his surname was Cui, and his given name was Dacheng. Liang Xiaole didn't know which street or alley he lived in.

Liang Xiaole was flying in the air and looked down and saw that there were at least more than 200 households in Xiaoluozhuang Village. You can't just check the household registration of each household, right?!

Liang Xiaole's brows knitted into knots, and in his mind he just scolded himself for being confused: He only wanted to benefit people wholeheartedly, but he forgot about specific matters and made fun of people's lives?! What if God Dian knew about this?

How about punishing yourself? If someone is killed, you can't guarantee to take back your own powers and space in advance. Xiaoyu Qilin is a legion sent to you by God Dian, so you can't let him know about it!!!

Liang Xiaole's intestines turned green with regret.

But the matter has come to this, and the best way is to redeem it.

Also in a hurry, Liang Xiaole suddenly remembered: It is already night, and if you have taken the medicine, it has already been fried or is being fried. Decoction of Chinese herbs will give off a smell that can be smelled from a long distance. Why not put the "bubbles"

Open a small gap and smell the alleys one by one. Is there any?p

┪Take a look at people who are shaking? If there is not a single household in the village that boils medicine, it means Cui Dacheng did not go to the medicine shop to get medicine. Then what do you have to worry about?

Liang Xiaole thought of doing it. He flew the "bubble" down and opened a small gap so that he could smell the smell outside. Then he walked along the street and smelled the alleys one by one.

Not to mention, in the alley in the middle of the village, she really smelled the smell of Chinese herbal medicine. Following the smell of the medicine, she found out, aha, whose house is it if it’s not Cui Dacheng’s?!!!

I saw Cui Dacheng sitting dejectedly beside the Eight Immortals Table in the main room. Sitting on the other side was a woman about the same age as him. She also had a sad look on her face. She seemed to be his wife. And inside the Eight Immortals Table, there were half

A bowl of dark brown liquid. The smell of Chinese herbal medicine in the air comes from this bowl.

Hey, it's better to come early than to come by chance. The medicine has been cooked but hasn't been eaten yet. If he picks up the bowl to eat, I will knock over his medicine bowl. Liang Xiaole thought happily.

"Do you think our donkey can come back?" the woman asked Cui Dacheng.

Liang Xiaole in the "bubble" was startled: It seems that this family has really lost its donkey!

"How much effort does this take? Let's wait and see." Cui Dacheng said.

"How much effort does this take..." Could it be that he had already taken laxatives? Liang Xiaole's heart suddenly rose to his throat again.

"I always feel that laxatives and donkeys have nothing to do with each other." The woman added, "Did that little girl figure out that we didn't lose the donkey? She thought you were dishonest, so she used laxatives to punish you?"

What a smart woman! She actually figured out my intentions! Liang Xiaole thought to herself, and couldn't help but feel awe for this woman.

"Don't talk nonsense. People say that she sees things and has efficacious results! I'm sure my donkey will be stolen when I tell people about it. Didn't you say that you haven't seen our donkey since I left?

?”

"Yeah, that's true."

"Let's go and go to sleep! Anyway, I've taken the medicine. Whether it works or not, just leave it to fate!" Cui Dacheng said, got up and went into the back room.

Liang Xiaole in "Bubbles" heard this and broke into a cold sweat: Cui Dacheng really lost his donkey, went to the drug store to grab laxatives, and even took them into his stomach!

But what happened to the half bowl of medicinal soup on the Eight Immortals table?

But no matter what, Liang Xiaole felt that his Louzi had made a big move. After a while, the laxative effect started, and Cui Dacheng still didn’t know how to deal with it? How could Liang Xiaole dare to leave even half a step?!

Should we call out Xiaoyu Qilin? If something happens, it would be nice to have a rescuer?!

Let’s talk about Cui Dacheng. After he scooped up a large bag of laxatives and went home, he immediately asked his wife to boil it for him, saying that he had eaten it earlier and the donkey would be back earlier.

When the medicine was cooked, Cui Dacheng looked at the bowl of medicine soup and suddenly remembered what the medicine shop shopkeeper said. He was also afraid that something would happen if he ate the whole bowl. After eating half of it, he put the medicine bowl on the Eight Immortals table.

Went. The couple said a few words and then went to sleep.

After sleeping until midnight, the laxatives took effect, and Cui Dacheng stretched his stomach until he couldn't lift his pants.

Liang Xiaole in the "bubble" saw that Cui Dacheng only had loose stools and was not poisoned. He thought: His stomach is burning, let him have a bowel movement. If it doesn't work, call Xiaoyu Qilin.

Ah, Liang Xiaole knew that he had gotten into trouble, so he tried his best to hide it from Xiaoyu Qilin. If possible, he would try his best not to let Xiaoyu Qilin know about it.

Cui Dacheng was in a mess. At this time, he remembered what his wife had said and began to doubt Liang Xiaole. He thought: What a child, what does laxatives have to do with losing a donkey? Why not listen to the medicine shop owner? He was so angry that he was so angry.

He shouted loudly: "I told you to pull! Pull it! Pull it! I finally know you, and I will settle the score with you tomorrow!"

Coincidentally, the donkey was stolen by his neighbor. He wanted to take it out of the village to sell it in the middle of the night. As he was pulling the donkey out, he heard Cui Dacheng shouting next door. It was because of his guilty conscience that he thought he was shouting.

He quickly let the donkey go, and only took off a new pair of faucets on the donkey's head.

The donkey knew his home, ran to the door and plowed the door with his hooves.

Cui Dacheng heard the sound of an animal digging at the door. He didn't even have time to pick up his pants, so he hurriedly ran to the door and opened it. When he saw it, his donkey was indeed back. It was just that the new faucet was missing.

"Damn it, my donkey is back." Cui Dacheng happily shouted to his wife who was not asleep either.

"Really?" The wife climbed up from the kang and ran outside the house to take a look. When she saw that her donkey was really back, she said happily: "This little girl is really amazing and her words are so accurate.

"

Cui Dacheng said with regret: "The little girl asked me to buy it for ten cents, saying it was perfect. I didn't dare to eat all the fried medicine. If I did, it would be truly perfect."

I’m sure I can even bring back the new faucets!”

Liang Xiaole saw that he kicked the fart - that's right. Cui Dacheng also felt refreshed because the donkey was back - everything was fine, so he happily went home to sleep at dawn.

Cui Dacheng found the donkey with a dose of laxatives. He was so happy that he praised Liang Xiaole to everyone he met. He could tell when the animal was lost before it was lost. If it was lost, he could use magic to make the animal come back on its own.
Chapter completed!