Liang Gong ran to the Erlong Bridge three miles away in one breath. He had lived in the No. 2 bridge hole under the bridge for more than ten years. This was where he could feel at ease.

After the scene just now, I definitely can't go back to my doghouse. It seems I have to relive my old dream and sleep under the bridge for a few days.

Liang Gong waved and said hello to the half-faced handsome man in the No. 1 Bridge Cave, and then hid in the empty No. 2 Bridge Cave to catch his breath.

What a risk! What a damn risk! My life was almost lost.

However, what happened just now? Did the system take over brother's body again? No, if that thing took over brother's body, it would definitely rush forward and have sex with Huang Mao. Is there any possibility of running away?

"Beep! The system is not a toy. The host's inference is correct. The system has not taken over the host's body. The host just used the first layer of Divine Movement Variety's 'Oil on the soles of the feet' to escape and ascend to heaven."

Yes! You are not a toy at all, Liang Gong snickered privately.

Speaking of which, this 'Magic Movement' is really good. I only used a few moves to easily evade the pursuit of dozens of people. If I can succeed in all of them, no matter how many people come, I won't have to do it.

Scared.

"Beep! The host's inference is wrong. His magical actions are all defensive skills. A hero should have the courage to face all challenges and should not run away. Escape is not what a hero does."

Bah! Who said heroes can't escape? It's better to die than to live. Liang Gong sneered at the inhumane thing called the system.

However, back then, Guo Jing and Guo Daxia defended Xiangyang City for more than thirty years, and finally died in battle under the city. With his and Huang Rong's superb martial arts, there was no problem in escaping even if they could not win. But looking at his ending, you can see that Guo Daxia had no heart at all.

The word "escape" does not exist.

Alas! The hero really can't escape. It seems that the hero profession is very difficult!

"Beep! The system is not a human being, and of course it has no humanity. The system is settled, and the host accepts the dual tasks of eradicating violence and bringing peace to the good and helping the weak and supporting the poor.

The host has not completed the task of eradicating violence and bringing peace to society, punishing the gangsters in the east of the city, and cannot seek justice. If the task fails, the penalty for forging the host will be increased tenfold.

In the task of helping the weak and supporting the poor, the host protected Bai Xinyi and escaped safely. Bai Xinyi was not injured at all, reaching the target of 99.9999%, and was rewarded with 1 drop of blood."

Ah! Xinyi was injured? Over there? Liang Gong clearly saw her climbing over the wall safely, so how could she be injured?

"Beep! The injury on Bai Xinyi's hair was caused by the host. Please check the collar on the back of your neck."

Collar at the back of the neck? How could a collar hurt Xinyi?

Liang Gong was puzzled, so he simply took off his shirt and checked it carefully. It took him a while to find that there was actually a hair stuck in the collar.

He carefully pulled out the hair, and upon closer inspection, he saw that it was a light-colored hair less than three inches long and extremely curled.

This is what the system says is the hair that Xinyi has no hair but no damage to!

Isn’t that right? Xinyi has long, shiny, straight hair, and she didn’t get a perm. How could she have such short, curly hair?

Ah! Could it be? Could it be...

Liang Gong seemed to have thought of something, so he quickly opened the waistband of his trousers and looked down.

Ha! The same, indeed...

Sure enough? Damn it! This is obviously the hair from Xinyi's place.

Liang Gong was immediately delighted to find the treasure. He loved it more than life, and he kissed, smelled and played with it for a long time.

Brother finally has a close relationship with Xinyi.

Moreover, Mao exists, so it is completely incorrect to say that the white tiger in his dream is a happy one. You really have to see it with your own eyes!

But why did this hair get caught on the collar?

Liang Gong recalled carefully that Xinyi was wearing a long skirt today. When he got under Xinyi's crotch, he probably, maybe, might have lifted her skirt, so when he lifted Xinyi up, his neck That’s what makes you happy.

Damn it! So the collar of this shirt was played and kissed by my happy little penis or little lace, and I even took away a souvenir.

Liang Gong smelled the shirt, and a faint fragrance hit his nose. He suddenly burst into tears. Shirt, shirt, you have done great service for me today. I will never wash you or torment you again. I will be my treasure forever. you.

"Ah! Don't run!"

Liang Gong was immersed in the shirt collar of his great achievements. A strong wind blew, and the curly hair that was accidentally used as a souvenir disappeared with the wind and flew away.

Oh my God! What evil has my brother done? Why? Why am I so miserable?

There was once a hair in my hand, but I didn't cherish it. If you give me another chance now, I will not hesitate to say "I want you" to it. If you add an amount before this sentence, I hope it is ten thousand. root.

Forget it, the hair will be gone and people will be there, I can just pull out a few more hairs next time I have time.

By the way, there are also Xinyi's thighs, so round, so strong, so..., alas! I can't remember.

Liang Gong looked at his hands and sighed, "Hands, hands, you are still so young, and you have obviously had a close relationship with Xinyi's thigh. Why can't you remember it when you have Alzheimer's disease?"

Forget it, once it's new, it'll be familiar again. Just wait and see when you have time next time.

"Beep! Comprehensive judgment shows that the host's physical fitness, physical strength, and force are not up to standard. The forging procedure should be implemented. The countdown is three, two, one..."

Your sister, your system can’t let me do it for a few minutes?

"Beep! The system does not..."

You know, you don’t have a sister, right? Before he finished speaking, Liang Gong started to spin around.

………………………………

In the Xiangyang City martial arts field in the system, a lump of flesh-like object was paralyzed in the middle.

If you look closely, you will see that it has eyes, a nose, flesh and blood, and it is exactly the Liang Gong after completing the forging process.

"System, first give me half a rejuvenation pill."

"Beep! Execute the exchange procedure, host's blood value: 1 drop."

This time it was faster, the rejuvenation pill appeared directly in Liang Gong's mouth, and within a few seconds, a lively Liang Hansan came back.

Liang Gong was familiar with his hands and feet. He could not be called well-developed, but his arms already had muscle lines. He felt happy in his heart. Although this was mostly due to the system, he managed to hold on for ten laps before he collapsed today. , much progress has been made.

"What fun is there? What's the fun in just a little three-legged cat kung fu?"

Liang Gong immediately turned around, and a fat man slightly taller than him, wearing the clothes of a Qing Dynasty eunuch, stood in front of him.

This man is fair and tender, and he looks very pampered. His facial features are quite regular, and his eyes are rolling around. At first glance, there is nothing unusual about him. It’s just that look in his eyes... Well, how should I put it? He’s a bit sly. , too clever.

Ah! Isn't this person Liang Gong's idol "Master Bao"?

"correct."

Mr. Bao clapped his hands, walked over in a swaggering manner, looked up and down, and then nodded in agreement.

Liang Gong didn't know that he had passed the interview. When he saw his idol arriving, he expressed his excitement:

"Master Bao, Master Yong Gong didn't write down your portrait. It turns out that you look like this. The admiration that my boy Liang Gong has for you is like a torrential river, endless, and like yellow..."

"Shut up, that's our joke, don't steal it."

"Yes, Baoye bird raw fish soup."

"Shut up, that's the same thing."

"Yes, Mr. Bao, you are the master of the system work today. I guess you are here to teach me how to change my ways. Liang Gong is really lucky today."

Liang Gong still understands this truth even if he wears flattery a thousand times and never wears it.

Master Bao felt very proud when he saw that two of this boy's three sentences were his own famous sayings throughout the ages. He immediately felt that Liang Gong was a perfect match. The two of them had the same affinity, and it felt like they had met so late.

So I picked up some body movements and footwork in "Divine Movements" that did not require the foundation of internal skills and taught them to Liang Gong. Liang Gong probably had the same temperament, so he learned it with twice the result with half the effort, and he became familiar with it quickly.

Mr. Bao couldn't help but sigh: "What an embryo that escaped and escaped. I also have some box-pressing skills, such as sprinkling lime, whittling people's sticks, and hiding a dagger in my sleeve. Why don't you learn it too."

Liang Gong said: "As the saying goes, if you have many skills, you should not be overwhelmed. You should learn from them."

The two of them had similar spirits, and soon they seemed to be good friends who had known each other for many years. Seeing no one around, Mr. Bao whispered to Liang Gong:

"Brother Liang, you must remember that the first purpose of life is to make money, and the second is to marry a wife. The more of both, the better.

As for the heroes, they are also blind. Any attempt to eliminate violence, bring justice to the weak, and support the weak are all foolish things that can only be done by blind people. Smart people like you and me must not make this mistake.

For example, my master Chen Jinnan, and the chief instructor Guo Jing, the final result of those two fools is known to everyone in the world. When you choose instructors in the future, be sure not to choose them. It is better to choose someone smarter, like I think Huashan Linghu Brothers are very good..."

"Master Bao, be careful!" Liang Gong shouted.

It turned out that when Mr. Bao said the word "idiot", a big man with tiger-like arms and huge waist, tall figure and extraordinary bearing suddenly appeared behind him. He was none other than Chief Instructor Guo Jing.

Guo Daxia was probably very angry. Without saying a word, he hit Master Bao and flew out of the sky with a move of "Arrogant Dragon, Regret". He saw that Master Bao still remembered his words in the air:
Chapter completed!