Chapter 1 Don't pretend to pee your pants!
In early September, although autumn has already begun, the autumn tiger is still fierce and the weather is extremely hot. Yicheng Railway Station is crowded with people carrying large boxes and small bags. The huge waiting room is like a big steamer. People are sweating like rain.
The whole body was clammy, and many people's faces showed irritability.
It is the beginning of the new semester for college freshmen, and many students, accompanied by their parents, are anxiously and excitedly waiting for the beginning of their new lives.
Wang Zheng sat boredly on a chair, wearing flip-flops, washed white underpants and an undershirt, holding a magazine in his hand as a fan and constantly fanning it. Looking at all kinds of tourists, Wang Zheng felt really depressed.
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I originally lived a carefree life in the countryside of Yicheng, sleeping until I woke up naturally every day, and teasing the blushing little girl in the village when I had nothing to do. However, the damn old man broke my peaceful life with a phone call.
He could not refuse the old man who had grown up by himself, so Wang Zheng boarded the train to the capital.
"It's so frustrating and refreshing. This old man actually asked me to be a bodyguard for a girl. I don't know whose girl is so lucky." A bodyguard is a male nanny, and he must be called around by his employer.
, this made Wang Zheng feel really unhappy, but he had nowhere to vent.
“The following is a summary of Yicheng’s important news for the week.”
The buck-toothed female anchor from Yicheng began to appear on the TV at the train station.
"On Monday, the suspect in the Jiangning bank robbery was arrested in Yicheng. Surprisingly, the police found the suspect tied up and thrown at the gate of the police station early in the morning. The police are now looking for the mysterious brave man."
“On Tuesday, Yicheng Pixiang Hope Primary School was announced. The mysterious funder never showed up. This Hope Primary School will also become the largest Hope Primary School in Beichuan. It is expected to solve the problem of thousands of children from poor families having difficulty in going to school.
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"On Wednesday, Xu Ming, chairman of Hanfang Group, the largest real estate developer in Yicheng, was investigated for suspected illegal fund-raising. A mysterious clue provider proved to the police that Xu Ming's illegal fund-raising amounted to more than 4 billion..."
Listening to this shocking news, Wang Zheng's slightly depressed face finally showed a smile of relief.
This is how I bid farewell to Yicheng, but fortunately, I left behind a little something worth remembering.
After finally getting through the ticket check, the train was even more crowded and the carriage was overcrowded. Wang Zheng spent a lot of effort and finally squeezed to his seat.
"Brother, please give up. This is my seat."
A boy wearing black-rimmed glasses and dressed as a college student was sitting in the seat that should have belonged to Wang Zheng. He had a flattering smile on his face and was saying something to the girl next to him.
The girl obviously didn't want to talk to the man with glasses, and her answers were all perfunctory.
What made Wang Zheng feel unhappy was that the bespectacled man apparently heard what he said, raised his head and glanced at himself with disdain, then ignored him and continued to offer a flattering smile to the girl next to him.
"This kid is really... so ignorant." When Wang Zheng saw this, the discomfort in his heart disappeared a lot, and the corner of his mouth curled up in a playful arc.
"This classmate, this is my seat, please give way." Wang Zheng became unusually polite.
The bespectacled man raised his head again, looked at Wang Zheng disdainfully from top to bottom, then took out a hundred yuan from his wallet and said, "Countryman, I'll give you a hundred yuan to buy your seat."
The girl also saw the bespectacled man's behavior, and a trace of disgust flashed across her eyebrows, but she didn't say anything.
"One hundred yuan, that much?" Wang Zheng looked flattered, silly and happy.
"I've never seen the world, so hurry up and take it!" the man with glasses said impatiently. Wang Zheng, a country boy, interrupted his time to pick up girls, which made him very unhappy.
"But I like this one better!" Wang Zheng smiled, and without taking the money, he reached out and grabbed the iPhone 4s from the man with glasses, threw it hard, and threw it directly to the other end of the carriage!
The entire carriage was packed with people, and the phone was thrown so far away that it disappeared into the crowd!
"How could you, a country boy, steal my cell phone? You look like a robber. You are not a good person at first glance!" The man with glasses stood up angrily and shouted at Wang Zheng.
Wang Zheng shrugged and said nonchalantly: "If you don't pick it up, your phone will probably be gone."
The bespectacled man glared at Wang Zheng fiercely, and then squeezed towards the other end of the carriage. This was the mobile phone he had just bought. It was an absolute tool for picking up girls. He couldn't throw it away like this.
Wang Zheng smiled happily, sat down directly on his seat, and said to himself: "Bad boy, we country people are not easy to bully."
Many passengers crowded around laughed in good faith. The bespectacled man's arrogant behavior just now really made them feel unhappy. Although Wang Zheng's behavior was a bit rude, it was indeed enough to relieve their anger.
The girl next to him also laughed, turned to Wang Zheng and said, "You are so interesting."
This girl wears a pink T-shirt on her upper body, her long hair is tied into a ponytail, and she wears khaki shorts on her lower body. Her exposed calves are as white as lotus roots. She has big eyes and looks very delicate. She belongs to the type of girl next door.
No wonder the man with glasses was so clingy to others just now.
"Let me meet you, my name is Su Xuanyuan, a sophomore student at Capital Medical University. Thank you for driving that annoying guy away." The girl named Su Xuanyuan smiled and had crooked eyebrows, very sweet and pretty.
"My name is Wang Zheng."
Su slowly discovered that the man wearing underpants and an undershirt did not look as rude and casual as his clothes. If he shaved off the messy stubble, he would even be quite handsome and smiling.
He looks quite friendly.
It has to be said that generally, men and women are obsessed with appearance.
"You country boy, you robber!" The man with glasses finally squeezed over from the other end of the carriage, waving the cell phone with a cracked screen, and cursed angrily.
A mischievous smile flashed across Wang Zheng's lips: "If you dare to say one more word, believe it or not, I will throw you out too? Just like I did with my cell phone just now!"
"You have such a dirty mouth. Is this what you country people are like? After all, you are a migrant worker with no education!" The man with glasses was a little timid, but he still refused to give in.
"You are worthy of taking up my seat to talk about your qualities with me? Don't talk about me. Among the young and old men in this carriage, who can you compare to in terms of quality?"
In addition to the students who were starting school, there were also many migrant workers in the carriage. The words of the man with glasses had already aroused the anger in their hearts. When they heard Wang Zheng's scolding, they immediately cheered, and some of the good guys even started to cheer.
"You wait, you wait." The man with glasses became the target of public criticism, and he was shaking with anger. He pointed at Wang Zheng and said: "When we get to the capital, I will find someone to deal with you! You are a countryman with no quality and no tutor!"
"You don't have to wait until the capital, I'll take care of you now." Wang Zheng grinned, looking very happy.
Wang Zheng took off his flip-flops, waved them around, and shouted demonstratively: "If you dare to say one more word, I will slap you like a pig's head."
The man with glasses was obviously the type to bully the weak and fear the strong. It was as if he was really afraid that the flip-flops in Wang Zheng's hand would be slapped down. The corners of his mouth moved, but he did not dare to make any more sound.
"Looking at people through colored glasses, such people deserve to be taught a lesson." Su Manhua curled her lips, looking very good-looking: "Wang Zheng, are you going to the capital to go to school or to travel?"
Wang Zheng shook his head: "No, I came to the capital to work."
The man with glasses said again without regret: "Work? You are a migrant worker, right? Still working? Which construction site are you moving bricks on? Do you want me to introduce you to a job as a security guard?"
Wang Zheng looked at the man with glasses with disdain, stood up and walked to him, moving his lips as if he whispered something.
The man with glasses said with some confusion: "What did you just say? Say it louder, I didn't hear you clearly."
Wang Zheng looked a little impatient and said: "I said you peed your pants, handsome boy!"
Wang Zheng's shout attracted everyone's attention, and everyone unconsciously turned their attention to the crotch of the man with glasses!
"You're talking nonsense!" The man with the eyes yelled, but he still instinctively looked at his crotch!
It doesn't matter at this glance, the man with glasses has already got a large piece of his yellow slacks wet, and the crotch of his pants is still dripping wetly!
Wang Zheng covered his nose and said with a look of disgust: "It smells so bad! How old are you to wet your pants!"
Everyone covered their mouths and noses. The carriage was originally closed and there was no ventilation. A peculiar smell came from the crotch of the man with glasses, and then spread quickly. Passengers near the man with glasses backed away quickly, with disgust on their faces.
I'm afraid that the smell will get on me!
"It's so embarrassing, I can't even control myself to pee!"
"Quickly go to another carriage so we don't get smoked!"
"I peed my pants in public on the train. Does this person have any qualities? Does he have a sense of public morality?"
"He has no quality to begin with!"
"You have to quickly take a picture and post it on Weibo!" Many people had already taken out their mobile phones and pointed them at the bespectacled man's crotch.
"Oh my god! How could this happen!"
The man with glasses could clearly feel that water was dripping uncontrollably somewhere in his body. He had already tightened his legs, but he couldn't hold it back!
"What a shame!" The man with glasses looked up and suddenly saw Wang Zheng's eyes full of disgust, contempt and gloating. He suddenly wanted to die, howled miserably, covered his crotch and squeezed towards the bathroom with a red face.
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It is estimated that the man with glasses will stay in the bathroom until the train reaches the capital. He will never have the face to appear in front of everyone again.
Seeing the bespectacled man running away, the entire carriage burst into laughter.
Wang Zheng said with a smile: "What's wrong with the people in the city? Don't pretend to be sexy. Pretending to be sexy will make you wet your pants!"
When Su Huanhuan saw such a scene, although her face turned red, she smiled very happily and said to Wang Zheng in a low voice: "You are so awesome. How did you do that just now?"
"What to do?" Wang Zheng said with a harmless look. He now found that this little girl blushed very well, giving people a soft and cute feeling, so he deliberately teased her.
"Just... just let him pee his pants." Su Huanhuan blushed even more, but still asked: "I can see that it was you who did it."
"I just accidentally poked his Sutra of Confinement." Wang Zheng said with an indifferent expression.
"Acupoint meridian? You know so much about the meridians of the human body, do you know Chinese medicine?" Su Huanhuan looked surprised: "I also study Chinese medicine at the Medical University, I can discuss it when I have time!"
"Aren't all Chinese medicine doctors old?" Wang Zheng touched his face: "Is there such a handsome and young Chinese medicine doctor? I am a martial arts master hidden among the people, not a Chinese medicine doctor."
"However," Wang Zheng paused and continued: "We can really discuss other issues when we have time."
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Sure enough, the man with glasses didn't come out of the bathroom dejectedly until he got off the bus. He kept his head lowered so that no one could see his face.
Wang Zheng and Su Xuanyuan walked out of the Capital Station side by side. The two chatted all the way and became very familiar with each other. Wang Zheng had a cheerful personality and was very good at adjusting the atmosphere, making Su Xuanyuan very happy along the way.
"It was nice chatting with you, please leave me your contact information." Su slowly took out her mobile phone.
"No need, everyone is in the capital, I guess it will be very easy to meet." Wang Zheng turned around coolly, picked up his shabby package and left.
There was a hint of regret written on Su Huanyuan's pretty face.
A tall man in a suit and leather shoes saw Wang Zheng. After hesitating for a moment, he walked up and asked, "Is this Mr. Wang Zheng?"
Wang Zheng raised his eyebrows: "Do you know me?"
"The boss gave me a photo of you. Knowing that you arrived in the capital today, he specially sent me to pick you up."
When he said this, the tall man was still looking at Wang Zheng's clothes, with a look of distrust on his face. This is a high-level bodyguard that the boss spent a lot of money to hire for the young lady. Why does he look like a countryman coming to the city?
The eldest lady is a mysophobic person. If she sees the bodyguard looking so sloppy, wouldn't she get angry again?
Moreover, the eldest lady hates it when her boss sends her additional bodyguards. She feels like a canary in a cage. Now, she doesn’t know how to embarrass this new bodyguard!
Thinking of the eldest lady going crazy, cold sweat broke out on the forehead of this tall man.
After comparing the photos, the tall man found that the two people indeed looked exactly the same, and did not want to say more to Wang Zheng. Anyway, everything was decided by the eldest lady. It is estimated that with her temperament, she would definitely not let Wang Zheng enter the door.
"Uh, okay, then please ask Mr. Wang Zheng to accompany me to see the eldest lady."
The tall man helped Wang Zheng open the rear door of the Mercedes S600, and Wang Zheng got in without any ceremony.
The man with glasses stood in the distance. When he saw Wang Zheng leaving, the resentment in his eyes suddenly became more intense. He spat angrily on the ground, then took out his cell phone: "Hey, uncle, I met a hateful person today.
Guy, can you help me..."
Chapter completed!