111: You can't afford it!
"This is me!" Ling Xiang'er put a little clay figurine on the bed, "This is brother Yinuo, haha! This is Shan'er, um... so cute! I'm so talented!" Ling Xiang'er
She was so intoxicated with herself that she ignored the person who had been standing beside her for a long time.
"Little fool!" Feng Yinuo pinched her nose affectionately, "It's a pity that a genius like you has no understanding. I've been standing here for so long and you haven't noticed it yet!"
Ling Xiang'er raised her head, smiled silly, and said, "Brother Yinuo, look, look! This is you, does it look like you? Also, this is me! Haha."
Feng Yinuo picked up a clay figurine and looked at it carefully, wondering: "Are you sure you are pinching a human being?" He looked again, "Why didn't I see it? It doesn't look like it at all!"
"Hmph!" Ling Xiang'er got up and hit him on the head with a "thud", "How dare you hit me like this? You don't want your life——!!"
After Ling Xiang'er yelled like this, and more importantly, the last words, the maids all looked at her, thinking: You don't want to understand, right? Who dares to talk to the emperor like this? Oh... pitiful,
Even Zhaoyi was beheaded like this every time he went to court.
Feng Yinuo turned around and smiled, "Yes, yes, I was wrong, please be noble and let me go!"
Just like that, the eyes of the palace ladies almost didn't fall off. They all touched their heads first, and then pinched their thighs to see if they had a fever or were dreaming. After confirming everything, they turned into stone sculptures.
"Haha, okay, I don't care about the faults of small people!" Ling Xiang'er smiled happily, forgetting the existence of other people, and gently pressed a kiss on his face, then lowered her head and rubbed the little clay man and said
, "I don't think the pinching is very good, otherwise, brother Yinuo, can you teach me?"
Feng Yinuo asked the maids to step aside and sit beside the bed, "Well... I played with this when I was a child. Now, I'm not a child anymore, so you should just play by yourself!"
"You..." Ling Xiang'er was so angry that she couldn't speak. She kept hammering him, and then said: "You... you are clearly saying that I am like a child, that I am childish, and that I am stupid.
Said that my current IQ can only compare with that of your childhood! Huh!" After saying that, he turned around and ignored him.
Feng Yinuo looked at the person in front of him helplessly, "Why is my baby so angry?" He turned her head and said, "Okay, it's my fault! Brother Yinuo will teach you, okay?"
Ling Xiang'er rolled her eyes and said, "It's not that easy! I'm going to punish you well~!" She pouted and looked at him fiercely.
"Okay, okay, I accept your punishment! You..."
Before she could finish her words, Ling Xiang'er blocked her mouth with her lips. Feng Yinuo secretly rejoiced. If this was what she called a good punishment, then punishing her several times would not be too much. Suddenly, she felt a pain in her lips.
, Feng Yinuo broke away and looked at her with aggrieved eyes.
"Hahaha~~!" Ling Xiang'er was so happy on the side. There was still a trace of blood on her mouth. She licked it and said intoxicatedly: "I didn't expect that brother Yinuo's blood tastes so delicious, hahaha! I'll see what happens next.
Are you still going out of your way to call me naive or stupid?"
Feng Yinuo wiped his mouth with his index finger, "I didn't say you were stupid. It was obviously your own idea. I said it was not good for you to bite somewhere, but you bite here..."
Ling Xiang'er had an idea, took Feng Yinuo's hand, half bit it and half held it, and said: "Brother Yinuo, you really reminded me, I want to eat chicken feet now, hahaha!" and then showed no mercy!
He bit down on the ground, and Feng Yinuo let out a cry of pain. After a long while, Ling Xiang'er sat contentedly on the edge of the bed, admiring his expression and his torn hands.
Ling Xiang'er looked up at him, and Feng Yinuo looked back at her angrily. The two kept looking at each other, Feng Yinuo slowly moved over, and when he was only one centimeter away from her lips, Ling Xiang'er lowered her head,
"Um...yes...I'm sorry!" As she said this, she lifted up the chicken paw she had just chewed, and there was still blood seeping out. Ling Xiang'er gently licked the blood off his hand, then raised her head and said, "I
It really wasn't intentional. She continued to look at him weakly.
Feng Yinuo sighed and poked her forehead, "You, you, are really my nemesis! I really can't do anything to you!"
Chapter completed!