Ying sat on the bed, surrounded by bottles and cans of all sizes, with a happy giggle on her face.

The two women stood aside firmly, trembling.

I was facing the bronze mirror, trying to relieve the symptoms of cross-eyes.

What a sin! Under the leadership of the great lady, after five consecutive days of hard work, two hundred bottles of Nine-flower Jade Dew were finally made. It was especially hard on the second daughter, the human-powered vibrator. For four days, she was

It was so pitiful to spend the time holding several large wine cans like buckets while being violently shaken.

Today's filling process was unbearable to look back on. The two women were swaying and were no longer suitable for this job that required extremely high precision. After Ying filled three bottles and missed five bottles, she remembered that Wangjiazhuang's land rent had also been collected this year, and the gifts had also been collected.

After entering the warehouse, the accounts were clearly recorded, so I went to express my condolences to Mr. Hu, the accountant, but then he disappeared. So…………..

I believe everyone has studied the ancient text "The Oil Seller", right? Master Ouyang Xiu described the miraculous oil-filling technique in it, which is amazing. However, if Mr. Ouyang sees my current oil-filling technique, he will definitely criticize the Oil Seller.

scoff.

"Mr., you are very cross-eyed." Ying was worried about me.

"Who said I have cross-eyed eyes? I just focused my vision on one point to change my previous view of things. Why?"

"These are all mine," Ying climbed on a pile of nine-flowered jade, showing off her wonderful limbs.

"What...what do you mean?" I had an unknown premonition.

"I mean these are all mine and I don't plan to give them away!"

"Didn't we agree? Are these the gifts in return?" My cross-eyes became more and more serious.

"We can make it again, sir, let's make another batch."

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The two women fell down with their mouths and eyes crooked, and their bodies were still twitching.

Ying finally let me and the two girls go, and with Ying's consent, I gave two bottles of rewards to the second girl. The second girl's convulsions magically disappeared after receiving the reward, and then the three of us lived together.

A happy life, the whole drama ends... This is impossible d.

In the following days, I led Ying, or it can be understood that Ying led me, to return the gifts one by one. The experience at Mr. Lu Gongcheng's house during this period was something I will never forget.

The old general, who was approaching seventy years old, was strong and bold. He talked to me about the comradeship with my grandfather back then, and forced me to stay to have dinner with him.

The Chinese people's habit is to visit a guest's house, reminisce about old times, and present gifts before leaving. The host has to wait until the guest leaves before opening the gifts and viewing them.

Mr. Cheng, on the other hand, was quite different. During the meal, he suddenly asked me: "Zihao, what good things did you bring to me today?"

"Ah!" Sure enough, extraordinary people do extraordinary things. "Returning to Grandpa Cheng, today I will bring you a few bottles of Nine Flower Jade Dew made from the secret recipe of Alaska, Central America." Ying and I had arranged it beforehand.

Well, no one knows about Alaska now anyway, so let’s move it to Central America, hehe...

"How do you add shit? I have never heard of such a country." The old man was very confused.

"I heard that this country is on the other side of the sea. My father saved a big food businessman back then. In return for saving his life, the businessman gave me this recipe as a gift." I explained step by step.

"I see. Speaking of your father, he is a good boy with both civil and military skills. He is much better than these useless killers in my family. It's a pity... If not...

....I am so jealous of the talent... Take it out and let me have a look!"

The old man was lamenting Wang Xiu's short-lived father and his brain was in a trance. Suddenly he asked me to come up with something. It was a bit short-term.

"What are you looking at, old man?" I was a little confused.

"That thing of yours that shows off your flowers, take it out quickly and ask me to take a look! This child is young and his ears are not working well. I think I used to..."

"Grandpa Cheng, please take a look." I respectfully presented a sandalwood box. No matter what I give, it must be packaged well. As long as it has good decoration effect, no matter how bad it is, it will be worth a hundred times.

The old man took out the small bottle, opened the cork, and drank directly without asking me how to use it. After finishing the "good wine", he raised his thumb and praised it.

"Grandpa Cheng! Wait a minute!" Seeing that the old man was about to drink the second bottle, I hurriedly stopped him in fright. Although this stuff is made of pure natural materials and has no pollution, there has never been any report on the efficacy of oral administration. What if this happens?

I have something to say... Oh my God!

I shouted loudly and startled the old man, who looked at me in confusion.

"Grandpa Cheng, this product is for smearing on the body to emit a fragrant fragrance. It has the effect of repelling mosquitoes and is refreshing and comfortable. It is not for drinking." I decided to write it the next time I send it.

An instruction manual.

"I see, I'm being reckless. But the smell of this flower stuff is very good." The old man didn't take it seriously and poured half the bottle and applied it all on his face.

Oh my god, you are destroying things, it makes me heartbroken.

Mr. Cheng made a big face, winked for a while, and said loudly: "Good baby! Bring me the ax!"

No, this old man didn't want to chop me down...I didn't do anything to him!

Master Cheng's grandson saw the panic on my face and hurriedly explained to me: "Brother Wang, don't be afraid. Every time my grandfather is happy, he will dance with his ax to cheer up."

Oh~ This old man is crazy, I understand.

Why does this set of ax techniques look so familiar? The movements are actually the same as my daily morning training routine. Could this be the legendary--heroes think alike?

"Zihao, what do you think of this 9936-road mountaineering ax?" Mr. Cheng retracted his axe, very much in my style.

"Grandpa Cheng is always strong and strong, his ax moves are fierce, and his moves are superb. He is really good!"

"Zihao is still very knowledgeable. After so many years, you can see the subtleties in it. Some blind people actually say that I look like that... convulsant. It is really too much!" The old man said indignantly.

……………………….

"Zihao, thanks to you for spending so much money today, I put it on my face, it's spicy and cool, it's so refreshing, I feel eighty years younger all of a sudden, my waist is no longer sore, and my legs are no longer sore.

It hurts, even if I chop it five times, I won’t even be able to breathe.”

………………………

"Tomorrow, bring me another jar of this stuff." He pointed to the wine jar at his feet. It weighs about twenty-five kilograms. "Tell me to have a good time."

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Seeing my face darken, Mr. Cheng's grandson jumped out to the rescue: "Grandpa, this thing is easy to use, but it is also precious. It must be extremely cumbersome to prepare. Grandpa has embarrassed Brother Wang."

Mr. Cheng patted his head and chuckled a few times: "I'm confused, Zihao, don't blame me." He felt a little heartbroken when he saw that he had ruined a bottle and a half in one go.

"It doesn't matter. Although this thing is precious, I am very lucky to be favored by Grandpa Cheng. From now on, every season, I will personally present five bottles of Nine-flower Jade Dew to Grandpa Cheng, and I hope that Grandpa will accept it." Look.

The old man was heartbroken, so I rushed out to comfort him. Just kidding, this relationship must be maintained, what a backer!

"Haha, haha" the old man said with great comfort, "Zihao still knows how to respect the elderly, not like this group of killers in my family. Today I am happy, and I will use a 8849-way transformation axe!" said

All of a sudden, the ax flashed, and all the descendants of the Cheng family who were sitting with him had dark faces on their faces.

It was getting late, so I stood up to say goodbye. Ying also came out accompanied by several female relatives of the Cheng family, and they all said goodbye to everyone. Only Mr. Cheng held my hand and asked questions, with a look of reluctance on his face.

And the mysterious perfume "Nine Flower Jade Dew" from Hong Kong in Central America made the whole of Chang'an crazy in the subsequent time. (During the Wu Zetian period, there was a true record of perfume trafficked by big food merchants that made the whole of Chang'an crazy)

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A week ago, under the pressure of my wife to kill me, I resolutely gave up my long-standing hobby of online games and started writing RPGs on the Internet.

For me, there is not much difference between online writing and online games. It is nothing more than gaining experience (clicks), acquiring equipment (canvassing votes), and copying equipment (I don’t know if there are bugs in this aspect in online writing).

Writing is a very difficult thing for me. Since I graduated from college, I have never written anything more than a thousand words. As the number one writer in my unit - writing elegiac couplets (I was forced to invade under the stick of my mother)

I have been doing calligraphy for 20 years), I am really ashamed.

I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to all the book lovers who came to support me. Thank you for enduring my torture. You know, when I saw that there were more than 100 recommendations, I... burst into tears. What?

No more talking.

I haven't been busy at work these days and I have plenty of time. I have saved more than 30 chapters during working hours, so please feel free to read them. During this period, I promise to upload at least one chapter, as many as two, maybe three chapters every day...

Please forgive me for the many typos, I will slowly correct them in the future...

Based on my ability to train World of Warcraft to level 60 in only 8 days, I don’t think I can be a eunuch. Don’t worry about this. (Except for my wife who threatened to die again). For me at this stage,

My wife and mother are everything in my life, and I may add children in the future... My mother taught me to have at least two children! It seems that I can't keep my job.

Thank you again for your support. Let me say something offensive - I hope the winner of this World Cup is the Netherlands.
Chapter completed!