Chapter 153 Being famous has side effects

Music is a very magical thing, especially for people who do not understand music but love music, it is even more magical.

Indeed, music is as delicate as emotion. People who work in music are more emotional. Guys with rough lines are not suitable for this job, such as me.

Ying and Lanling are both musical geniuses. Of course, in my position, there is an element of flaunting, but at least they are better than me. A rising tide lifts all boats. Anyone who is better than me is called a genius. For example, people who I can't beat

, can be called a martial arts genius, there is no shame in being unable to defeat a genius.

When Lan Ling is in a good mood, she will occasionally play a few pieces of music to express her mood and let everyone share her joy. Usually at this time, Ying is more active and often competes in piano skills. I think this is a quality

The problem is just like me and other dudes often exchanging adult jokes.

It’s understandable that Ying and Lanling couldn’t reach my high quality, so they had no choice but to compete in piano skills. Of course, there were exceptions, like Cui Zhang, who could play the piano while discussing adult experiences with everyone. This behavior won the hearts of most people.

Jealousy. In order to compete with Cui Zhang, I decided not to be ashamed and improve my musical attainments. I also dreamed that one day I could tell dirty jokes and perform solo at the same time. It would be very cool.

"This is the zither and this is the harp." I carefully counted the strings of the two instruments. If you want to learn, you must learn steadily and lay a good foundation. Start by identifying the instruments. Although I once did research on Huangmei Opera in high school (

I played the role of Dong Yong in the literary evening, and my deskmate played the role of Seven Fairies. In the science class, there are only six girls, so the seven fairies were guest-starred by male classmates), but too high a posture would make the teacher feel inferior, so it was not made public.

"Wrong, it's all Zheng." Lan Ling was obviously perfunctory with me. After teaching me for more than half a month, he thought that apart from the fact that the abacus was faster than others, there was no need for me to have long hands. It didn't matter. "Maybe I should change it.

If you can learn the artistic conception quickly, I will go to the villa in a few days. Playing the piano there will be more suitable for the occasion. Forget it today."

I look down on people. Music has no regard for IQ! It seems that I should be a conductor. I can use a small stick to swing around and make seizures. At that time, anyone who dares to speak out will be labeled as "low quality"

'The main thing I want to do is play two pieces of music. It doesn't matter what kind of piano it is, as long as there is movement. You won't treat me like this, right?' I heard from the news that poultry lay eggs when listening to music.

Being diligent, cows can directly squeeze out all kinds of fairy milk by listening to music. I have never verified it, just hearsay. Sometimes I also wonder if I can hire someone who can play the piano to sit in the yard where the chickens are raised and play all day long. Maybe the chickens will be happy.

He immediately laid eggs and turned into eggs. He glanced at Lan Ling and said in protest: "There are so many things to do when I go to the villa, and I don't have time to learn the piano. Hey, wish yourself well."

Lan Ling's face was crimson. He looked at me ambiguously and did not answer. He plucked the strings with his fingers, and the melodious sound of the piano flowed out. It was pleasant.

"I just said something rude. Don't take it to heart." In the beautiful music, my soul was purified, and I was a completely different person than before.

"Of course you have to take it seriously," Lan Ling rolled his eyes at me, "You are obviously a rough guy, and you are so elegant. I don't look down on you because you can't play the piano. Even if you can, I won't look down on you because of this.

.But then again, those little tunes you hum can still be heard occasionally. Whoever has what kind of entertainment, you are only in this realm."

Lan Ling was telling the truth, and even the truth is not pleasant to hear. Forget it, I admitted it, and said with a bitter face: "Why don't you say it more tactfully? My body has not recovered yet. I can't stand the stimulation."

"I want to save face. Isn't it good to be like this now? It's annoying to learn those useless things." Lan Ling smiled and moved his face closer, "I'm sick. Instead, I'm fairer. It looks weird."

I shaved my face in the morning, and it must be fair. This is not popular in this era, so I have to keep it a secret. "I eat vegetarian eggs. Oh, by the way, there is something I need to tell you. You have fed a lot of chickens on your farms. In the future, the egg production will

It’s so big that even your family can’t finish it. There’s leftovers.

I want someone to come over and buy it, so I can say hello to you in advance." Lao Si has already begun preparations for the trial sale of turned eggs. Once the market is opened, we must first ensure that there is sufficient supply of raw materials. Wangjiazhuangzi's output is only a drop in the bucket.

"Okay, but you are not allowed to treat farmers badly, especially those in my village." Lanling had no objection. After all, the farmers' by-products also have buyers, which will increase their income to some extent throughout the year. "Didn't you enter into a purchase contract with the farmers in your village?

I also want this at Zhuangzi, the same share, treated equally."

"No," I shook my head and refused. Wangjiazhuangzi belongs to the special economic zone and should enjoy preferential policies. "The feed for the chickens raised by farmers in my village is uniformly supplied by the family, and I have the obligation to bear risks for the farmers. Your village is different, so you also

If you don’t come here to buy my feed, why should I give you a free subsidy?”

"Stingy Jin," Lan Ling snorted dissatisfied, "I don't think I can see the tricks you are playing. Now that there are few eggs, you tricked everyone into raising chickens. What will you do if there are too many eggs in the future? Except for your village.

Farmers are guaranteed, but other families are no longer able to survive?”

"There is progress, and you can see it." What Lan Ling said makes sense. In theory, there is such a risk, but it will not happen in at least three to fifty years. The productivity of this era is backward, and the products are far behind.

If consumption is not increased, I am afraid that I will never see a situation where there are too many eggs that cannot be sold in my lifetime. "If what you said happens, I will definitely subsidize the farmers on your farm."

"That's what I mean," Lan Ling said with a longing look on his face, as if he had eaten too many eggs in Tang Dynasty, "That would be great." He laughed at himself: "I've been hanging out with you for a long time.

I have a lot of bad habits, I would never have thought of them a year ago, I learned them all from you."

Economic crisis, hey, it's interesting that this concept appeared in the mind of the princess of the Tang Dynasty. I dare to say that as long as Mr. Cheng is here, he will not sit back and watch the economic crisis happen, at least the poultry and egg industry will not happen.

A big family is like a giant

The black hole in the earth was devouring all kinds of poultry and egg products. After I recovered from the illness, Cheng Chu specially ordered a banquet at 'Dawenxuan' to celebrate my escape from death. During the banquet, I discovered several dishes handed down from the Wang family.

, especially the yellow stuffed chicken is very popular, although the cooking is not authentic.

"My cook has been teaching at your place for a few days. Is it time to let him come back? My family doesn't have enough cooks right now." This is true. Ever since Ying hosted a large-scale banquet, the Wang family had to fry things almost every day.

Food is popular.

"What's more, what kind of cook did you send over? The food they cooked looks just like yours, and it doesn't taste like your home at all." Lan Ling was a little annoyed, claiming that he had lost someone during the last treat, and he complained angrily.

"Hey, no," I was also lazy. The pharmacy grabbed a lot of spices and mixed them together to make a blended noodle. The cook only knew how much to put in at a time, but he didn't know what kind of medicinal materials were ground into the ground. Anyway, they were all mixed together into powder.

In the end, I couldn't tell who was who. "It's about the seasoning. Ask him to come back and bring some seasoning, or you can bring some back in the afternoon."

"You're so evil-hearted, you can't protect yourself to this extent." Lan Ling angrily slapped me with a round fan. "They didn't even give me enough seasoning. I've never seen anyone like you."

"Don't, don't. Sister, I am also a mismatched person. I am unjustly accused. Why are you guarding me? The conscience of heaven and earth!" I'm not stingy enough to sell kneaded noodles. I'm not so stingy as to go around the streets waving my horn and shouting "Thirteen"

A fragrant field. "It's just a dozen kinds of Chinese medicine. As for beating people, when did you become an outsider?"

"Don't treat me like an outsider in the future." After saying this, Lanling's face turned red and he covered his face with a fan, "I'll tell you something. Now the 'Hongwen Museum' has taught punctuation. As time goes by, word will spread.

, you only need to read words without hyphenation. It is convenient for lazy people to find ways to do it. Also, the "Basic Arithmetic" you picked out was officially opened yesterday, and it is still taught by the 'Hongwen Museum' first, I like it in my heart."

"Indy is more beautiful, but many of the books in my home are blurry and cannot be seen clearly." Engraving and printing is the earliest form of printing in my country. It is the combination and gradual evolution of seal stamping and stone rubbing. Engraving and printing began During the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty.

"Of course it's clear, it's the Yang Diao Template, it took a lot of effort." Lan Ling pulled me to sit next to her, leaned against me, and said softly: "Since the founding of the dynasty, with your set of "Basic Arithmetic", the Yang Diao Template has been opened.

There were only thirty-one books printed in total. The people didn’t know it, but the court was already in a state of disarray. The minister was trying his best to put gold on his face. Do you remember those old guys who came to deliver the edict last time? None of them were good.

Yes, I will definitely annoy you to death in the future."

"Academic stuff. No matter how noisy it is, it's just like that. Don't worry about it." Lan Ling's body was soft and comfortable, "Not to mention basic arithmetic, it's just taking everything you recorded and publishing it.

"Publishing is a good thing. It is equivalent to buying yourself insurance and becoming a figure who will go down in history. If this person does not get involved in sharp political struggles, he will basically be

It is still a safe place. Even if there is a change of dynasty now, the new government will focus on attracting and protecting the targets. After all, there are very few people in this era who can publish books and biographies. Unless it is absolutely necessary, even the head of state is not willing to offend these people. Besides,

The Tang Dynasty did not yet have the bad habit of engaging in literary inquisition. It was still relatively open in terms of speech, and there was no need to be afraid of people ripping through books and grabbing people's hair.

Lan Ling's prediction was good. For several days in a row, several academic heavyweights came to the house. Some were curious to visit, some pretended to be acquaintances and had daily affairs, and some were doing academic research. They were all big guys, and they all

To serve thoughtfully, one should

Treat people with hospitality and make friends as they should. Even if you bow to someone all day long, your back will hurt. This is how a good reputation comes about. Skill alone is not enough. You must be humble, at least on the surface. You must be courteous, and the etiquette must not be less. The main thing is to give good gifts.

On the day when Taoist Master Li Chunfeng came to visit me, I was having fun playing crickets by myself when I caught the newbies. I was giving them a bath one by one, but I was disturbed by the old man.

He looks good and has the potential to pretend to be a fairy, but he likes to talk too sharply. He cannot understand two of the three sentences, and one sentence is difficult to figure out. "My dear, I have been seriously ill and my body has not recovered yet.

My brain is not full, please be a little considerate."

"Oh?" Li Chunfeng looked at me for a moment, then he touched my pulse and nodded seriously, "It's true," he said, taking out a box from his pocket and giving it to me, claiming that he harvested the aura of heaven and earth and captured the essence of the sun and moon.

, the Bodhisattva Shake-it-A-Fear Dali Pill, which was refined with a lot of precious and rare medicinal materials and took a lot of effort, will kill the Buddha when you eat it, and kill the cow when you see the cow.

Li Shimin was promoted because of this. When Li Zhi came to power, he no longer believed in the theory of immortality by refining elixirs. In addition, Lao Li had the habit of speaking ill of others behind their backs. He once arranged a rumor that a young lady named Wu wanted to usurp the Li family. It was helpless.

was laid off. Today I saw that I wanted to sell the backlog of products that could not be processed. I quickly declined and said: "Master Taoist, such a precious thing, this... boy..."

"I'm sorry, you and I have been friends for a long time. Why should you be so polite?" After saying that, he handed me the box regardless of whether I wanted it or not. At the same time, he also took out a number of difficult questions to test me under the guise of research.

This person is obviously a petty person. The more academic he is, the more narrow-minded he is. He used to ask Lan Ling to ask me to solve difficult problems, but now he has made some strange questions to test my ability. It is very boring. Take the exam.

.I have never been in an examination room since I was a child. After I finished, I was busy bathing the crickets, so I quickly sent them away.

Li Chunfeng didn't expect me to be so pragmatic and write and calculate on the spot. He was a little surprised. He watched me while I was doing the questions, watching my answers one by one, and then handed in the paper. "It's incredible. There are such people in the world.

I'm still mistaken." After saying that, he started to look at my appearance in detail, counting with his fingers.

"Stop!" No, this old gossip has made a mistake again. After being scrutinized and predicted by him, he might go out and say something bad about me. These days, I am not afraid of anything. I am just afraid of being accused of being a strange star descended from the earth.

Hat, much ado about nothing! "Taoist Master. Life and death are determined by destiny, wealth is

It’s all up to God. I’ve just begun to understand this. I’ve heard a little bit about the secrets, so I don’t need to calculate it clearly.” Reminding old Li Shenhan that everyone relies on deception to make a living. Those who can tell fortunes don’t believe in fortunes, even though they clearly know that they are.

It's not embarrassing enough to cheat and come here to give your colleagues a hard time.

"Ah?" Li Chunfeng was stunned. He laughed and said: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding. Pindao is not a calculation," pointing to the answer sheet on the table, "it is just a recalculation. I will recalculate and verify the kid's answers."

"Hey, hey," I blushed and scratched my head, and murmured, "It's okay, it's okay. You do the math. Hehe." I wrongly blamed the old man. But he didn't look at the question or the answer, so staring at my face was useless. I guess in

Show off your super memory.

After Li Chunfeng finished his calculations, he gave me full marks and threatened to come to my house often to discuss knowledge. He took a few bottles of perfume from me and walked away.

If all the visitors are celebrities and dignitaries like Li Chunfeng, that's all. What's sad is that there are also some young boys who come to play. It's boring for cultural people to play, especially if they play with a hype mentality, they are all young,

The kind who don't have a good reputation, want nothing, and want to become famous in one fell swoop with a lucky mentality.

People who practice martial arts are really good at it. If you can do it, you can see the real seal on your fists and feet. Life or death is a matter of life. They are aboveboard. Literary people don't dare. They don't have a few ounces of flesh on their bodies. They have the curves of a big smoker and have the confidence to speak freely. They can say whatever they want.

Okay, I’ve never seen anyone spit to death after finishing talking.

"You're a rough man, I'm not very literate, I can't understand what you're saying. If it weren't for this, I don't think you'd be able to show off your sword skills as a brother to accompany you for a few moves. Mr. Wang is mostly good at the art of war, and there's a shortage of manpower on the border.

I can recommend you to go there, a real man can also make great achievements by expanding his territory."

What annoys these guys the most is that after you understand what you mean by a few words, don’t bother with them, just send the guests off, and we can say goodbye wherever you like. Stop doing this in front of me. I don’t have time to waste time with them.
To be continued...