Chapter 104: The Crazy Monk Is Not Crazy
Wang Yuejiao found that her cousin Ma Jun suddenly appeared, and she was overjoyed and said: "Cousin, is it really you? Are you still alive?"
Fake Ma Jun replied: "Of course it's me. I was thrown by the Japanese pirates to the roadside to feed the dogs. The villagers found me and carried me to Tiantai Mountain to save me."
Wang Yuejiao calmed down, worried that Ma Jun was disguised again, and asked: "How do you prove that you are not disguised?"
Fake Ma Jun said: "That's not easy. If you ask something that outsiders don't know but I, Ma Jun, know, it's true if I can answer it."
Wang Yuejiao thought this made sense and asked: "My cousin knows my birthday, can you answer this?"
Fake Ma Jun answered without thinking. Wang Yuejiao was pleasantly surprised. It seemed that this person might really be his cousin.
She asked again: "My cousin has abs, do you have them?"
After hearing this, Fake Ma Jun was secretly happy. He opened his clothes to reveal his belly and said, "Look, isn't this thin belly my cousin?"
Wang Yuejiao saw that the fake Ma Jun's belly was as lean as her cousin's, and she was even more convinced that the Ma Jun in front of her was the real Ma Jun.
She said happily: "Cousin, it's great that you can come back alive."
Fake Ma Jun sighed and said: "Cousin, cousin, you are still thinking about Qi Ying, she is already holding hands with another woman."
"What?" Wang Yuejiao was shocked after hearing this, "Are you saying Qi Ying has met other women?"
Fake Ma Jun shook his head and said: "When I was in Tiantai Mountain, I saw him and a girl named Tang Xuan walking hand in hand, eating together, sleeping next door, and climbing a tower to see the scenery together.
It’s a hot time.”
After hearing this, Wang Yuejiao became excited and said with anger: "Are you telling the truth? Did he avoid me on purpose to find other women?"
Fake Ma Jun's eyes widened and he said, "I'm just acting with you, but behind my back it's real with another girl. You're still kept in the dark."
Wang Yuejiao was so angry that she almost cried, and said aggrievedly: "I won't let it go like this."
After she finished speaking, she ran towards Tiantai Mountain. Fake Ma Jun chased after her, and while chasing, he asked: "Cousin, where are you going?"
Wang Yuejiao said loudly: "I want to go to Tiantai Mountain."
Fake Ma Jun said: "I'm here to take you back to Tiantai Mountain. I just entered the city and can't run anymore."
Wang Yuejiao tried to dissuade her: "Don't follow me. I will go up the mountain by myself."
Fake Ma Jun was secretly happy. He didn't want to go back to Tiantai Mountain to see Qi Ying. He would not return to the mountain until Qi Ying returned to the city.
Bai Xiang suspected that Song Deng was talking nonsense, so he went to Song Deng with a bamboo stick and asked sternly: "Did you say anything nonsense to Qi Ying?"
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Song Deng was trembling with fear and pretended not to know: "Who is Qi Ying? I didn't say anything to others."
Bai Xiang said sharply: "Did you really not say anything to him?"
Song Deng was so frightened that he waved his hands and said, "If you don't dare to say anything, you wouldn't even dare to say it if I had a hundred courages."
"Really?" Bai Xiang said fiercely, "Take off your shirt and I'll help you remember better."
"Abbott, please forgive me, I really didn't say anything." Song Deng took off his monk's clothes and begged for mercy.
The white elephant took a soft bamboo stick and beat Song Deng on the back hard.
Song Deng's back was beaten until his body was completely covered with blood. He was in pain so much that he felt like death, and he begged for mercy.
Bai Xiang was tired of beating and warned: "This is just an appetizer. If any officers and soldiers come to ask you anything, and you dare to reveal half a word of the secret, there will be a big meal waiting for you."
Song Deng was so frightened that he kowtowed: "If you don't dare, you must not dare to say it."
Bai Xiang threatened: "When someone comes to you in the future, you must pretend to be crazy, otherwise you will look good."
Song Dengtou said, "Yes, yes, I will definitely pretend to be crazy."
Bai Xiang threw away the bamboo stick after beating him. He actually wanted to kill Song Deng. Song Deng was just a puppet abbot. If he killed Song Deng, the next abbot would be Bai Xiang himself.
However, Bai Xiang does not understand Buddhism and is afraid of talking to the imperial preceptor and the visiting monks from various places. Once he talks, the monks will see through his Taoism and easily reveal his flaws.
Song Deng understands Buddhism and has no problem receiving visiting eminent monks. He kept Song Deng alive just to deal with the visiting eminent monks from various places.
Not afraid of 10,000, but just in case. Bai Xiang was worried that Qi Ying would come to Song Deng to question him, so he did not go far and quietly hid in the dark to observe. If Qi Ying didn't come for a long time, he could leave with peace of mind.
Seeing the abbot hiding in the dark, Song Deng had no choice but to put on his monk's robes and continue sweeping the floor.
Qi Ying and Tang Xuan arrived. Tang Xuan asked, "Master Song Deng, what did you say..." She was interrupted by Qi Ying before she could finish her words.
Qi Ying pinched Tang Xuan's palm with two fingers. Tang Xuan was startled and stopped asking. She looked down and saw Qi Ying pointing at the ground.
Tang Xuan saw eight words swept out of the dust on the ground: "Shut up and don't ask, we don't know you."
Qi Ying became alert after seeing these eight words, and pinched Tang Xuan's palm with two fingers to silence Tang Xuan.
After Tang Xuan saw these eight words, she was also surprised and stopped asking.
It turned out that Song Deng saw Qi Ying and Qi Ying approaching, and was afraid that Bai Xiang would know that he had talked with them, so he quickly drew out eight characters on the ground.
She couldn't stop talking in the middle of the sentence. Tang Xuan had an idea and changed her words to ask: "You say, you say loose."
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Where is the lamp master?"
Monk Songdeng replied: "Girl, I am Monk Songdeng. What do you want from me?"
Bai Xiang felt relieved after hearing this. It turned out that Song Deng and Qi Ying and Tang Xuan didn't know each other, so there was no reason to leak secrets behind their backs.
Qi Ying said happily: "Some people say that Monk Songdeng is a crazy monk. We came here to find you out of curiosity. It seems that you are not crazy at all."
Monk Songdeng said: "Who said I am crazy? I am very normal and I can still do good things."
Bai Xiang became sulky when he heard this. Didn't he say that you should pretend to be crazy? Why don't you pretend to be crazy?
Qi Ying curiously asked: "What a good thing."
Song Deng pretended to be mysterious and said: "Keep a distance of three feet between you two, stand facing each other, and then close your eyes. After I count three times, you will open your eyes at the same time, and you will be able to see the good deeds I have done."
Qi Ying and Tang Xuan stood face to face, then closed their eyes, both wondering what good things Monk Song Deng could do.
Monk Songdeng raised Qi Ying's hands and placed them at shoulder level. Then Monk Songdeng went to pick a lily from the flower pot and placed it in Qi Ying's palm.
Monk Songdeng said loudly: "I will count to three, and you two must open your eyes at the same time."
Three, two, one, they both opened their eyes at the same time. Qi Ying found that she was holding lilies in her hands, extending her hands to send flowers to Tang Xuan.
Tang Xuan was surprised to find Qi Ying holding lilies in her hand and sending flowers to her.
The two were stunned and finally believed that Monk Song Deng was the crazy monk.
At this time Wang Yuejiao came from Taizhou City. As soon as she went up the mountain, she looked for Qi Ying and was shocked to see Qi Ying sending flowers to Tang Xuan.
Monk Songdeng said loudly: "Now please let the man send flowers to the woman to express his feelings."
Qi Ying came to her senses. She had an arrow on the string and had to shoot it. She couldn't put away the flowers. She asked Song Deng, "How to express your feelings?"
Monk Songdeng said: "The man asked the woman, so-and-so, can you sublimate our fighting friendship. The woman nodded and agreed to accept the flowers."
Qi Ying understood that lilies are not roses. The flower language contains the meaning of good luck, happy life, youth and beauty. It is very appropriate to use it as a gift to female friends.
Now that you are holding lilies in your hands, it is a good thing to express your feelings and deepen the relationship.
Qi Ying smiled happily at Tang Xuan and said, "Comrade Tang Xuan, can you sublimate our fighting friendship?"
Tang Xuan also understood the meaning of lilies, took the flowers with both hands, covered her mouth and smiled: "Thank you Qi Ying, thank you for the flowers."
The white elephant was happy when he saw it. Monk Song Deng was really good at pretending to be crazy.
Chapter completed!